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Inflation Week!

November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
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On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

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    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

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economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

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Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

President Trump, Episodes 419 & 420: Macabre / McCabe

March 17, 2018March 17, 2018

So stay tuned – “the ratings will be tremendous.”

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David Stockman: Amazon Is The ‘Bubble Tracker’

March 16, 2018

“Since the rules of arithmetic apparently have not yet been “disrupted”, AMZN’s implied multiple on operating free cash flow has erupted from an already frisky 39X to a completely absurd 120X.”

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Different Week, Same Joke.

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

Another week and the same joke continues to apply.

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Here’s Your ‘Plunge Protection Team’ (No Conspiracy Theories Necessary)

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

No conspiracy theory about Janet Yellen playing futures trader from her living room necessary.

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Tariffs And Tightening: Here’s What $350 Billion Worth Of AUM Is Thinking

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

For what it’s worth.

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Steve Mnuchin Spent $1 Million Of Taxpayer Money To Avoid Flying Commercial, Water Remains Wet

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

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Local GOP Moron Christina Hagan Tries (And Fails) To Pass Off Video Of Morocco As Mexico

March 16, 2018

Christ on a bike.

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Unlike Stormy Daniels, Low Income Americans Thrilled With Trump’s Performance

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

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Breathe In, Breathe Out

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

“Waiting to inhale.”

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Fox News Is Worried White Nationalists Will Become Extinct Before Black Rhinos (Really)

March 16, 2018

“The black rhinos got an advantage because he’s black.”

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Dollar Strength Is Hiding In Plain Sight, And One Strategist Says It’s Here To Stay

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

Sustainable rally or dead cat?

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H.R. McMaster Out As Trump’s National Security Adviser: Report

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

Another one bites the dust.

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One Bank Asks: Is Globalization Dead?

March 15, 2018

Spoiler alert: no.

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David Stockman: ‘Kudlow’s Job Is To Dig Through A Pile Of Horse Manure And Find Trump A Pony’

March 15, 2018

“That’s because his newly appointed task will be to dig through Ronald Reagan’s proverbial room full of horse manure to reassure the Donald that there is a pony in there somewhere.”

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From Russia With Love.

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

Trade wars, Russians, morons, markets.

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It’s Mueller Time (Again): Special Counsel Subpoenas Trump Organization, Demands Russia Docs

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

If Donald Trump was thinking about firing Jeff Sessions and replacing “Mr. Magoo” with someone who’s a little more gung-ho when it comes to obstructing justice by the pussy, now might be a good time to go ahead and speed the process up.

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Rick Santelli Is The Official Spirit Animal Of Trumponomics

March 15, 2018

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Trump Now Reportedly Convinced He Is Good At Presidenting, Which Means Everyone Is Fired

March 15, 2018

““We need a president who knows how to run a business,” they said, because they are very stupid people who think the United States Government is a lot like a business. Unfortunately, they elected a businessman who isn’t good at business. 🙁

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‘I Had No Idea’: Trump Made Up Numbers In Trudeau Meeting, Says Japan Drops Bowling Balls On Car Hoods

March 15, 2018

“So, he’s proud. I said, ‘Wrong, Justin, you do.’ I didn’t even know. … I had no idea. I just said, ‘You’re wrong.’ You know why? Because we’re so stupid”

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‘These Guys Will Have Egg On Their Faces’: Here Is What Larry Kudlow Wrote On December 7, 2007

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

“There’s no recession coming.”

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Here’s Who Trump Is Likely To Target On Trade – One Bank’s Fresh Look At Tariffs

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

Nothing says “innovation” like aggressive protectionism.

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‘If He Doesn’t Talk, Mueller Will Subpoena Him’: Trump Lawyers Prepping President’s ‘Good Brain’ For Interview

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

“You can’t prepare him. And he can’t be prepared. And Mueller gets nothing out of it except a perjury charge. Is that all he’s trying to get out of this?”

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R.I.P. Goldilocks

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

“One of Wall Street’s most misbegotten memes is the Goldilocks Economy notion. They invariably trot her out near the end of a business cycle in order to keep the mullets buying stocks and the Fed heads as anesthetized as possible.”

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Going Forward, There Is No Debate: ‘The Balance Sheet Effect Is One Of Tightening’

March 14, 2018

But hey, this should be fine, right?

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‘History Suggests It Might Be Time To Temper The Enthusiasm’

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

“It’s 819 days since the start of the Fed tightening cycle. Why would I know that so precisely?”

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Toon Time.

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

C’est la vie.

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Without Further Ado, Here’s That Video Of Steve Mnuchin Being Viciously Heckled By College Kids

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

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