Trader: We’ve Gone From ‘Get Out Now’ To ‘You Have To Be In It To Win It’ In 24 Hours
“…the bid offered spread on opinions just keeps widening.”
China: Trump Is ‘Blind Man Riding In A Hummer’ But Our ‘Sword Will Have The Final Victory’
“China officially launched its sword in less than 24 hours.”
Look! Egregious Inequality In America
Fortunately, I know just the man to fix this problem…
‘FANGs Are A Fairyland, The Sector Is Almost Fake’: Analyst
“I think the really interesting thing is it shows sort of the kind of fairyland that FANGs have been operating in.”
Jamie Dimon Thinks America Might Be A Mess, But Fortunately, He’s Got 47 Pages Of Solutions
This is why Jamie Dimon is “richer than you.”
David Stockman: ‘This Is Not Your Grandfather’s Trade War’
“But, alas, the ‘foolish or incompetent people’ skewered in the Donald’s 7:22 AM tweet are not some defunct Commerce Department or USTR officials from bygone times.”
Never A Dull Moment.
If this were a reality TV show, the ratings would indeed be “tremendous”.
‘And Boy Was I Ever Right’: Jeff Gundlach Wants To Talk About Stocks, Bonds, Bitcoin And Of Course, Gundlach
So without further ado, here’s how “right” Gundlach is, was, and always will be…
‘He Said That To Me’: Poor Larry Kudlow Actually Thinks Trump Is Telling Him The Truth On Trade
Don’t worry everyone! Larry Kudlow will save us!
‘We Lost $1.72 Billion This Morning Alone’: ‘Devastated’ Soybean Farmers Lash Out At Trump
“That unfortunately doesn’t lend any comfort to the hundreds of thousands of soybean farmers who will be affected by these tariffs. This is no longer a hypothetical, and a 25 percent tariff on U.S. soybeans into China will have a devastating effect on every soybean farmer in America.”
Release The Soybean Tariff Kraken!
This is a real kick in the balls for Trump – and possibly for Chinese consumers, depending on how it pans out.
Wilbur Ross’s Animate Remains Are ‘Surprised’ That Wall Street Is Worried About This Whole Trade War Thing
“Even shooting wars end with negotiation.”
Trump Administration Releases China Tariff List Aimed At Crippling Chinese Tech Push
Ok, the U.S. Trade Representative’s office has published the list of Chinese products that will be subject to U.S. tariffs.Â
Please Mr. Postman.
Tuesday was another day that had a distinctly circus-like character to it…
Spotify Is Truly The First Millennial IPO
“I just, like, went public…or whatever.”
Art Cashin: The Selloff ‘Got The White House’s Attention’
“It was dangerous to see the rollover and going negative. If they had gone seriously negative, it could have doomed the week.”
According To Marko Kolanovic, This Is ‘The Only Real Problem’
“Liquidity was a big problem in the market meltdown of early February, and hasn’t really recovered since then.”
At Insane Ceremony With Confused Rabbit, Trump Forgets Name Of White House, Tells Children About The Military
“We call it sometimes ‘tippy-top shape.'”
Trump Hits Amazon Again, Says Clueless Post Office Has No Idea Bezos Owes Them ‘Many Billions’
Tweet risk. Again. And again.
Short: Humans. Long: ‘Dystopian Eras Of Non-Mean Reversion’
Long: Replacing humans, augmenting humans, opium of the people, bullets and prisons, funeral parlors and psychiatric wards.
Trump Wakes Up, Says Migrant Caravan ‘Better Stop’, Says Media Has A ‘Sick Agenda’, Calls Obama A Cheater
It’s 7:00 a.m. ET, do you know where your President is?
Here’s Why U.S. Equity Losses Are ‘Far From Over’ (And Why It Should Be Fine In The Long-Term)
After Monday’s rout on Wall Street, the same people who were asking if the near-term pain was behind us as stocks rallied into quarter end last Thursday will probably be tempted to ask something similar on Tuesday assuming the bottom doesn’t fall out immediately.Â
David Stockman On Tesla, Trump, And ‘Crazy Time’
“That amounts to 156 months without a recession in the face of a guaranteed bond shock that will take the 10-year benchmark yield to 4.00% and beyond.”
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