Here Are Some Fun Theories About The Question On Everyone’s Mind: ‘WTF Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen?’
“I have found my true soulmate. And even though Esmerelda is a goat, I know we’ll be very happy together.”
Erdogan Calls For Snap “Elections”, Mark Your Calendar!
ERDOGAN CALLS FOR EARLY ELECTIONS IN TURKEY
Morgan Stanley Dares You To Fade Their Quarter Like You Did Goldman And JPMorgan
Does this work, or not so much?
When You Lose Jeremy: Siegel Says ‘These Gains You’re Talking About’ Might Be Unrealistic
“…I just don’t think they’re going to be realized.”
Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un
The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.
China Bails Out Flagging Stock Market As Bonds Stage Enormous Rally After RRR Cut
3,000 is your number, apparently.
Trader: There Is No Better Signal Than This
“Don’t bother arguing with the hard-money gurus about the correct policy course. Just watch the yield curve. The market is smarter than all of us.”
Truly Fine Gentlemen.
In good hands.
The Wall Street Journal’s Anti-Tax Suicide Mission
The Journal has found a Pandora’s Box, and it can’t not open it.
It’s Too Late To Stop Now: The Case Against Bonds
“Understanding the past is crucial to predicting the future. It helps us come to terms with the fact that just as Van Morrison sang “too late to stop now,†we become addicted to debt and low rates without an answer to the question – how do we stop?”
‘A Taste Of The High (Vol.) Life’, Courtesy Of Goldman
Again, please: “We’re not in Kansas anymore.”
Roasted Turkey: Lira, Stocks Dive As Erdogan Considers Calling Early “Elections”
The “enemy of interest rates” might need to go ahead and cement his power more than a year ahead of time.
Here’s What You Need To Know About China’s RRR Cut
CHINA CUTS RRR FOR QUALIFIED BANKS BY 1 PERCENTAGE POINT
From GDP To Cars & Planes To Sorghum Duties, China Smothers World With News
China is going to hit you with so much news that you’ll have a difficult time crafting a consistent narrative and who knows, maybe that’s the point.
Trump Makes An Ass Of Nikki Haley, Halts Plans For Further Russia Sanctions
“Hey, it’s us. Yeah, we don’t know what she was talking about, but we’re not announcing anything tomorrow.”
Here’s Why Russia Sanctions Are ‘A Game Changer’ For OPEC
“…one very good reason to deepen its ongoing cooperation with OPEC.”
Trader: ‘Investors Know Central Banks Are Just As Deeply Into These Trades As They Are’
“It has been just too great a strategy to call the bluff of those advising caution.”
Trader Recounts ‘The Greatest Risk Arb Of All-Time’
” Most of what I learned about this trade was through rumours heard at bars and tidbits passed along the trading desk at slow moments. Yet I think I know the story well enough to recount the tale of one of the gutsiest risk arbitrage plays of all time.”
‘It’s Not Like We’re In This Spectacular Market’: Shiller Delivers Reality Check
“The United States is the most expensive market in the world.”
Chinese Stocks Fall As Hong Kong Warns ‘Rising Rates Are Unavoidable’
“We must carefully consider whether we can cope with the increase in interest expense on loans, and we must also pay attention to the increase in interest rates to asset prices.”
‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview
Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).
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