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Rasputin Presiding

November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
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On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

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    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
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economy

Drunken Monkey Darts

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

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Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

More Buybacks For The Rich – And More Ding Dongs For The Rest Of You

April 21, 2018April 21, 2018

And Ho Hos. Don’t forget the Ho Hos.

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Behold: An ‘Incubator For Vicious Steepeners’

April 21, 2018

Something tells us this is an underappreciated tail risk, indeed.

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Trump Wakes Up, Says ‘Flunkie’ Haberman Is Conspiring With ‘Drunk Losers’ To Get Cohen To ‘Flip’

April 21, 2018April 21, 2018

“I don’t see Michael doing that”.

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Midnight Trump Is Worried That An Illegally Established ‘Special Council’ Is Out To Get Him

April 21, 2018April 21, 2018

“Really, does everyone know what this means?”

No.

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David Stockman: It’s A Matter Of Time Before Trump Attacks The Fed

April 20, 2018

“Indeed, the Donald’s impending attack on the purported sacred ‘independence’ of the Fed is the Orange Swan that looms over the casino.”

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Strategery.

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018

Aaaand that’s the week, folks.

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Rudy Giuliani And Trump: Let’s Explore!

April 20, 2018

“Mueller is currently grinding the heel of his wingtip into Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen’s balls, not because he’s trying to flip them, but because he’s just a couple of weeks away from wrapping this whole thing up. Sounds legit!”

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Digesting Friday’s Draghi, ECB Headlines

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018

A poor choice of words (?) and another leak.

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Democratic Party Sues Russia, Trump Campaign, WikiLeaks Alleging Massive Conspiracy

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018

“A brazen attack on American democracy.”

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When China Catches Cold…

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018

The spillovers will be “tremendous.”

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There’s Good News And There’s Bad News About The S&P And The Midterm Elections

April 20, 2018

Which do you want first?

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Trump Accuses OPEC Of Being ‘At It Again’, Says He Won’t ‘Accept’ Higher Oil Prices

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

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China Incredulous At Trump’s Tech Threat: ‘He’s Acting Like A Bully, Is America Really That Fragile?’

April 20, 2018

“U.S. is asking China to open its markets but creates obstacles for China, contravening principles of equality, fairness and reciprocity.”

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A Unified Theory Of Everything: From The Fed, To Volatility, To LIBOR To BTFD

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

Got all of that? 

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David Stockman: ‘There Has Been No Acceleration Of Main Street Under Trump’

April 19, 2018

“In effect, the Donald is taking credit for the doings of the plain old business cycle, and at the worst possible time.”

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A Bit Of Confusion.

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

Well, that was interesting.

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Rosenstein To Trump: You’re Not A Target Of Any Part Of Mueller Investigation

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

So, as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens.”

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Higher Yields Are Bad For Stocks Today And Maybe We Can Blame Commodities 😡

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

😡😠😥😐

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Trader: ‘Don’t Hold Out For Peak P/E’

April 19, 2018

“Yet, like all good things, it eventually ended.”

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Crypto Founder Yassin Hankir Had To Pretend Like He Stole $50 Million Because ‘There’s So Much Scam Happening’

April 19, 2018

“…this was not meant to do prank and this was not meant to do fun of anyone or play around with trust.”

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High Yield Is Back!

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

Needless to say, all of this could turn on a dime, but for now…

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Commodities Rally Accelerates, Rusal Now Forced To Rent Space To Store Aluminum Stockpile

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

“The world is upside down.”

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Here’s What Happens Next In The Trump-China Trade War, According To Goldman

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

It’s more likely than not that Trump takes it up another notch, so be prepared.

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David Stockman: These Are ‘The Delusions Of MAGA’

April 18, 2018

“The Donald is not leading America to the promised land. Instead, he’s leading it to war abroad, fiscal and economic calamity at home and a crisis of governance that pales Watergate into insignificance.”

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Breaking The Bank.

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

Beleaguered banks, commodities on the come up, golf, the usual…

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By 2023, America Will Be In Worse Fiscal Shape Than Italy, Mozambique And Burundi

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

Who’s “tired of winning”?

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Bill Ackman Would Not Change His Gender Just To Win A Board Seat Because The Bill Ackman We Knew Is Truly Dead

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

The world is changing too fast.

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