Are You Paying Attention To Hong Kong? Because I’m Paying Attention To Hong Kong
H-shares: best week in 18 months.
In New Letter, SEC Has 5 Questions For Anyone Who Thinks They’re Going To Launch A Bitcoin ETF
Obviously, none of those things (especially the last one) are any semblance of important and if the SEC was really interested in being on the cutting edge of the digital-coin-based pyramid scheme revolution, they’d have dropped the whole benign paternalism bullshit when the Winklevoss twins came knocking last year.
DOJ And DHS Definitely Didn’t Goal Seek A Terrorist-Immigrant Connection That Doesn’t Exist, Ok?
“He was the best student at Wharton, though, believe me. So he knows the way you math good is to start with the answer and then work backward to the question.”
Soooo… Can I Still Go Golfing?
Is it Friday yet?
Christopher Harvey Thinks Maybe He’s Not Getting Through To You When It Comes To Crypto Spillover Risk
Once the end game plays out and the losses are actually booked we’ll get to see whether the despair that accompanies the final rout will spill over into all the places Harvey seems to think it will.
Meanwhile, In Venezuela: The Price Of A Cup Of Coffee Is Rising At An Annualized 448,025%
Listen, things are going great in Venezuela, ok?
What Would A Government Shutdown Mean For Markets? Goldman Explains
Even if we avert a shutdown this week, things will be worse next month for the following three reasons…
Trump Grabs Babysitter John Kelly By The Pussy, Insists Wall Thinking Is Just As Crazy As Ever
Damn, John. Happy trails.
Bitcoin: ‘I’m Not Dead Yet!’
For now, things seem to have “stabilized”.
More Records Smashed In Hong Kong As China Data Emboldens Bulls
It’s just one right after another, day after day after day.
Don’t Kid Yourself: ‘No One Knows How This Will Play Out’
“Therefore, 2018 has the potential to be a substantial tipping point in the supply/demand dynamic.”
Cboe Sees No Reason To Stop At Bitcoin When It Comes To Futures On Pyramid Schemes
“You look at the entire crypto space and you look at what other products have the liquidity and the notional size, a derivative makes sense.”
Good News: Customer Service Fixed The Stock Market.
“Yes, is this customer service? I’d like to report an outage in the magic money machine.”
Trump Can’t Understand Why Russia Would Get Him Elected But Then ‘Not Help At All With North Korea’
“What China is helping us with, Russia is denting.”
‘When Will The Market Peak?’ Investors Push Back Date Of Correction In Begrudging Acknowledgement Of Bullshit Reality
So what do you do if you’re an analyst or a fund manager in this scenario?
Watch: Jeff Flake Compares Trump To Joseph Stalin In Scathing Senate Floor Speech
“And a Congress that fails to act as a check on the president adds to the danger.”
If This Is The Cryptocurrency Lehman Moment, I Want To Know Who’s Going To Jail
Of course that’s assuming they actually stick around to offer an explanation. In all likelihood, most of them will cash out ahead of time and disappear into the fucking Swiss Alps with your money.Â
A Confused Wall Street Hands Apple New Street High Price Target, Downgrade On Same Day
One thing worth noting, you better hope Wamsi is more right than Harrison because…
‘Somebody Snuck One In Past The Goalkeeper’: Why The VIX ‘May Have Found A Floor’
“…”the right tail must be respected too!”
‘Yesterday Was A Hell Of A Crazy Day’: Online Gold Sales Explode Amid Bitcoin Plunge
“…emails and phones did not stand still.”
Albert Edwards Warns Of ‘Surprise’ From The East, Explains ‘How To Call 10 Of The Last 1 Crashes’
“Many clients we meet are fully invested bears, nervously looking over their shoulder for signals of the next ‘Great Unwind’.”
Cory Booker Served Kirstjen Nielsen A Pipin’ Hot Plate Of ‘You’re Complicit’ On Tuesday And We All Got To Watch
Welcome to your new job, Madame Secretary!
Is This It? Day Of Reckoning Arrives For Cryptocurrencies As Selloff Deepens Amid BitConnect News
You’ll forgive us for saying this (actually you won’t if you’re a crypto proponent) but it kind of feels like this is the beginning of the end for the cryptocurrency craze.
Trader Warns: Parabolic Moves Don’t End By Going Sideways
“After a few decades of staring at markets, I can tell you one thing for certain – when the strategists must bite the pillow to stop themselves from screaming in joy, it’s time to think about going the other way.”
Everything Was Going Great Until…
It was not to be…
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