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Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 7, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026

Markets

On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • The Capex Catch-22

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

economy

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • In Other News: Scorching ‘Job Changer’ Pay Gains, AI Disruption

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Trader: This May Be The Hardest Trade On Earth

May 24, 2019May 24, 2019

Whenever these “smart” gurus are all leaning one way, it seldom pays to join them in their trade.

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The Worst-Case Scenario Is Now The Base Case

May 24, 2019May 24, 2019

“It is more likely than not”…

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S&P Would Fall 7% In Worst-Case Trade War, Goldman Says (Don’t Ask About Any Second-Order ‘Nonlinearity’)

May 24, 2019

Let’s be clear: It is impossible to estimate the impact of an all-out trade war on equity prices.

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‘Previously Unlikely Options’ Are Now On The Table: Reassessing The Odds Of China Going ‘Nuclear’

May 24, 2019May 24, 2019

We may be moving closer to a situation where Beijing feels like it has no choice.

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Did The Trump Administration Just Announce A Major Currency Escalation?

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019

“This change puts foreign exporters on notice”.

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Make Farmers Bailed Out Again.

May 23, 2019May 24, 2019

I’m out of farmer jokes. 

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This Bond Love Affair Is ‘Combustible’ And It ‘Could Get Weird’, Nomura’s McElligott Warns

May 23, 2019

It’s the damndest thing. 

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The Dollar Shortage Thesis Lingered, Like Stale Cigarette Smoke.

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019

“Global trade is clearly now being dragged into the mud by a ‘vicious spiral’.”

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Misery.

May 23, 2019November 6, 2021

The only question now…

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The Fog Of (Cold) War

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019

These are the bad times. 

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‘Two In One Week’: Trump’s Bid To Block Deutsche Bank From Handing Over Records Crashes And Burns

May 22, 2019November 6, 2021

“Mazars Monday, Deutsche Bank today.”

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Erdogan Meets The Bear

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

And capital control whispers are getting louder.

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Fed Minutes Underscore ‘Transitory’ Narrative, ‘Patient’ Approach

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

“…even if global economic and financial conditions continued to improve.”

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The ‘I’ Word Presser

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

Affixed to the front of Trump’s lectern was a piece of poster board.

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Steve Mnuchin To Congress: Crimes Are Legal Now

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

Rashida Tlaib’s advice: “Get a lawyer”.

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Explains Why Stocks Can’t Seem To ‘Really Sell Off’

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

Obviously, the macro narrative is a train wreck, but…

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‘Take Out Their Surveillance’: Hikvision, Dahua And Trump’s Widening Dragnet

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

Tightening the noose.

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Trump May Blacklist Chinese Video Surveillance Colossus, Because ‘Human Rights’ Or Whatever…

May 21, 2019May 22, 2019

A decision is expected within “weeks”.

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Mueller ‘Balks’ At Public Testimony, Raising Familiar Questions About Trump’s Straitjacket Strategy

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

The orange Rubik’s Cube.

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Make ‘Miscalculation’ Great Again

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

The word became so ubiquitous in trade war commentary that it ceased to have any meaning.

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I’ll Die Unhedged, Thank You.

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

They say you can’t hedge a portfolio for the end of the world.

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Don’t Fight The Rate-Setters? Or Are Stocks ‘The Real Aberration’?

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

“The reality is”…

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China To Trump: ‘We’ve Been Around For 5,000 Years’, You’ll ‘Finally Come To No Good’

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

Peak propaganda.

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In The Future, US Presidents Are Only Safe Because Don McGahn Defied A Congressional Subpoena On May 21, 2019

May 20, 2019May 21, 2019

“It’s not for me”.

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Trump: It’s ‘Crazy’ That My Accounting Firm Was Ordered To Turn Over Documents To Congress Today

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019

“It is simply not fathomable”…

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We’re Devolving. And The Cobblers Are Restless.

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019

“It is time to bring this trade war to an end”.

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When The Chips Are Down

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019

Semis are now synonymous with the overarching macro narrative.

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