Tuesday Humor: Alex Jones Says Stock Plunge Is ‘Deep State’ Conspiracy Against Trump
“Or maybe it is VERY BAD and the markets are finally catching up to the reality that Donald “Art of the Deal†Trump is president.”
The Moon Shot.
Rollercoaster.
SocGen: ‘Retail Investors Just Learned A Very Painful Lesson’
Many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first.
Why Cboe Is Plunging: ‘Retail Investors May Not Be Too Keen To Trade Volatility Anymore’
“We suspect the retail investors that have been wiped out by this trade may not be too keen to trade volatility going forward.”
Cboe Plummets Most On Record Amid VIX Fallout
The fallout continues.
Trader Asks: Was That The Greatest Squeeze In Market History?
“It seems like just yesterday the overly confident bulls were openly taunting any market participant that dared counsel about the increasing risks in the equity market.”
Credit Suisse Pulls Plug On XIV – The Black Swan Has Landed
It’s over folks.
The Demons Were Real: Monday’s VIX Carnage And The 13-Sigma Event
And so, legions of retail investors, hordes of previously cock-sure newly-minted “money managers”, and scores of popular pundits who swore to you they knew what they were talking about, are left to ponder the stark reality of a market structure-driven nightmare scenario.
VIX Explodes To 50. That’s ‘5’ With A ‘0’ After It.
Good luck, we’re all counting on you…
Beware ‘Tweet Risk’: Trump Could Attack Fed As Mnuchin Testifies, Analyst Warns
He could “fire back”.
Nightmare: Goldman Explains How VIX ETPs Activated The Doom Loop On Monday
“Come play with us Danny”…
Hey Guys, It Looks Like XIV Is Done. The Short Vol. Products Are Toast.
Look out. The unthinkable just happened.
Hong Kong Stocks Collapse, Hang Seng Falls 1,200 Points
So hey! Don’t feel too bad U.S. investors…
NEXT! Vicious Vol. Spike Claims First Official Victim As Nomura Redeems Short Vol. ETN
And for those who aren’t fluent, here’s how you say “you’re fucked” in Japanese:
Black Monday.
The bottom fell out.
S&P’s Record-Breaking Streak In Serious Jeopardy
S&P 500 FALLS 5% FROM INTRADAY PEAK AS IT SINKS BELOW 2,729
Bitcoin Dives Below $7,000 As SEC, CFTC Heads Set To Talk Regulation, Oversight
Folks, it is falling apart for Bitcoin.
Listen You Ingrates, Paul Ryan Wants You To Know That $1.50 Is A Lot Of Money These Days
I mean fuck me, do you want a free Costco membership or don’t you?!
White House Says Trump ‘Concerned’ About The Stock Market ‘Losing Any Value’
“…to an unusual degree.”Â
‘We Don’t Think This Is Going To Be A Healthy Exercise’: SocGen
Although to be fair, that “unhealthy” feeling you might be nursing today could very well have more to do with the cheap domestic beer and copious amount of spinach dip…
A Furious Trump Freaks Out On ‘Little’ Adam Schiff, Says Comey, Brennan, Clapper All Out To Get Him
Welcome to Monday, America. You can be sure there won’t be another shutdown.
European Shares Dive, Erase 2018 Gains
“We are in a dive.”
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