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Debbie Downers Amid The Renaissance

November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Sell-Side Sarcasm: New And Improved!

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Let’s Talk Blue Waves

    November 1, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

    November 1, 2026November 1, 2026

Markets

Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026November 2, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026November 2, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

    October 29, 2026October 31, 2026

economy

‘Remains Elevated’

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Second-Order Melt-Up’ Setup Still In Play

February 12, 2020February 12, 2020

“Doing their thing”.

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Europe’s ‘Miserable’ Industrial Recession Deepened In December

February 12, 2020

How’s that austerity workin’ out for you?

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Markets Resilient, Blankfein Rants About Russians As Virus Lingers, Bernie Tops Polls

February 12, 2020February 12, 2020

Billionaires, Bernie and a possibly-fading pandemic.

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White House Back In Crisis: All 4 Roger Stone Prosecutors Quit Case After Barr Intervention

February 11, 2020October 11, 2021

Welcome to autocracy, America.

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Macro Tourist: Green Energy Will Vastly Outperform FANG

February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

“Here’s my call…”

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Jerome Powell Positively IDed As Man Who Went Out To Dinner

February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

Is this you, or isn’t it?

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It’s Good To Be ‘Bigly’ Or, The ‘Perpetual Motion Machine’ At Work

February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

“Like the tech stocks in 2000, this seeming perpetual motion machine is unlikely to work forever.”

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Checking In On The Earnings ‘Recession’

February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

It’s the “hockey stick”-style reacceleration forecasts that have some folks concerned.

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Hours After Being Maligned On Live TV By The President, Jerome Powell Chats With Congress

February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

“Helet me down.”

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As Virus Death Toll Passes 1,000, Chinese Government Begins To Fear Idled Economy

February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

Sick days. Lots of them.

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Out On A Limb.

February 10, 2020February 11, 2020

No asset is an island.

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Trump Delivered A Meaningless MAGA Budget Today. Let’s (Briefly) Discuss

February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

“Everyone knows the latest Trump budget is dead on arrival in Congress”.

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5 Reasons Why The S&P Didn’t Selloff Dramatically During Coronavirus Scare

February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

…efforts to speculate on how far stocks might fall proved superfluous.

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William Barr Takes Break From Ukraine And Theocratic Speechmaking To Indict Chinese Army For Equifax Hack

February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

“…the scale of the theft was staggering.”

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JPMorgan Flags Worsening In ‘One Of The Most Important Market Indicators’

February 10, 2020

“…similar to 2018, rate markets are sending warning signs”.

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Markets Ill At Ease In New Week As Coronavirus, Kramp-Karrenbauer Downfall Weigh

February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

Testing investors’ deeply-ingrained Pavlovian dip-buying instincts…

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Inflation In China Surges Again, While Producer Prices Climb Out Of Deflation

February 9, 2020February 9, 2020

All of this comes with a caveat.

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A Health Crisis, A Fed Chair, A New Bubble And One Largemouth Bass

February 9, 2020February 10, 2020

“One might, perhaps, see the recent price-action of the Tesla as supportive of this idea.”

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Stocks’ Immunity To War, Pandemics, Saps Active Managers’ Joie De Vivre

February 9, 2020February 9, 2020

There’s still hope for stock pickers, though.

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Revisiting The Ultimate In Ironic, Tragicomedic Fed Outcomes For 2020

February 9, 2020

It’s almost fatalistic.

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Excerpts From Canada’s Forgotten Tale Of Financial Calamity

February 8, 2020February 9, 2020

“I believe the situation we find ourselves in is analogous to a tsunami coming.”

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A Correlation Flip, And A Quick Recap Of Charlie McElligott’s 2020 Macro Outlook

February 8, 2020

Once we get beyond the virus, we’ll be back pondering the same, familiar dynamics.

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A Virus Stole My Reflation Trade

February 8, 2020February 8, 2020

These are the kinds of headlines which have made investors reluctant to carry risk into the weekend.

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Hours After Removing Purple Heart Recipient Alexander Vindman, Trump Fires Gordon Sondland

February 7, 2020February 8, 2020

“There is no question in the mind of any American why this man’s job is over”.

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Macro Tourist: Prepare For M.O.A.S.

February 7, 2020February 7, 2020

“Central Banks will be back to buying anything with a CUSIP”.

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Emerging Market FX Looks Vulnerable As Commodity Plunge, Virus Worries, Idiosyncratic Risks Are Noxious Mix

February 7, 2020February 7, 2020

A helpful reminder at a delicate juncture.

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The Coronavirus Infects Fed Communications

February 7, 2020February 7, 2020

“The recent emergence of the coronavirus, however”…

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