“Indeed, if the GOP thinks replacing the Affordable Care Act has been a nightmare, just wait until they try to reform the tax code.”
Category: Trump
The Trump Boomerang Effect
“For every malignant or bigoted action, there will be an opposite reaction.”
NY Times Says Trump W.H. Is ‘Criminal Cartel,’ Hieronymus Bosch Hellscape
““They like to knife them and cut them, and let them die slowly because that way, it’s more painful, and they enjoy watching that much more. These are animals.â€
Sunday Satire: Trump Voters Outraged After Discovering They Still Have Health Care
“I went to bed Thursday night and slept like a baby, assuming that when I woke up I would have zero health insurance,†Carol Foyler, a Trump voter, said. “Instead, this nightmare.â€
Financial Times: Mr. Trump, Give It Up, It’s Over.
“Any lingering hopes that he might grow into his role as commander-in-chief evaporated this week, a chaotic and self-destructive one even by the dismal standards of this presidency.”
Parker On Trump: ‘So Many Shiny Objects, So Few Left To Fool’
“Back at the Ponderosa…”
As Trump Blasts China, North Korea, ‘Fake Geniuses’ Bloomberg Begs: ‘Delete Twitter’
“At the Pentagon,â€Â reports BuzzFeed, the tweet “raised fears that the president was getting ready to announce strikes on North Korea or some other military action.â€
Wall Street Journal Blasts Trump (Again): ‘It’s Him’!
“…but this shuffling of the staff furniture won’t matter unless Mr. Trump accepts that the White House problem isn’t Mr. Priebus. It’s him.”
Guess What? Trump Probably Can’t Ban Transgender Service Members After All
“One reporter claimed to overhear someone in the Pentagon muse, “We’re taking orders via Twitter now?â€Â And the answer is, of course, no.”
Police Slam Trump’s ‘Paddy Wagon’ Speech 4 Days After Boy Scout Fiasco
“When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon … you just see ’em thrown in, rough” …
Marcus: ‘The White House Has Imploded’
“The only real thing to debate in that sentence is the tense. “Has imploded†is certainly arguable.”
Third Person Trump Says ‘Russia Was Against Trump,’ Says ‘Dems’ Control Country
In what has become an American tradition, Donald Trump is kicking off the weekend with some inspirational tweets that are aimed at uniting a divided nation around a set of noble principles and a shared vision of hope.
Just kidding.
Priebus The ‘Paranoid Schizophrenic’ Resigns, Trump Is ‘Proud Of Him’ Anyway
So another one bites the proverbial dust, but like Sean Spicer before him, Priebus can take comfort in the fact that Trump is “proud of him.”
Sally Yates: ‘This Is Dangerous. Period.’
“President Trump’s actions appear aimed at destroying the fundamental independence of the Justice Department. All the while, he’s ripping the blindfold off Lady Justice and attempting to turn the department into a sword to seek vengeance against his perceived enemies and a shield to protect himself and his allies.”
Friday Satire: Trump Sends Letter To Americans
My fellow Americans…
What Trump Can Learn From JFK On Nuclear War
“For, in the final analysis, our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s future. And we are all mortal.â€
We’re Going To Have To ‘Think About The Unthinkable’ To Save Mueller
“Why are we here? What are we about? What is it that we are defending? . . . I won’t sacrifice that for anyone.â€
Karl Rove: Trump Will ‘Blast Presidency To Bits Before The Year Is Even Out’
“If Mr. Trump continues this self-destructive behavior, he will drown out his message and maybe even blast his presidency to bits before his first year in office is even out.”
Scaramucci: Bannon Is A ‘Cocksucker,’ Preibus Is A ‘Fucking Paranoid Schizophrenic’
“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,†he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.â€Â
Boy Scouts ‘Sincerely’ Sorry For Trump’s Behavior At Jamboree
“I want to extend my sincere apologies”…
Thursday Satire: Trump’s Advice To Girl Scouts
“Hello, little girls! It’s me, President Donald Trump”…
Michael Bloomberg Doesn’t Even Know ‘Where To Begin’ On Trump’s Transgender Ban…
“It’s hard to know where to begin with President Donald Trump’s tweeted ban on transgender people serving in the U.S. military, which manages to offend on both moral and practical grounds, in both style and substance.”
Let’s Talk About Impeachment …
“Ernest Hemingway advised authors to write one true sentence. Among the truest words describing the Trump presidency were written by Professor Laurence Tribe of the Harvard Law School, in an op-ed in The Washington Post discussing impeachment and obstruction of justice. He wrote that ‘in Nixon’s case, the list of actions that together were deemed to constitute impeachable obstruction reads like a forecast of what Trump would do decades later.'”
For Once In His Life, Jeff Sessions Was Right…
“…in what will probably go down as the single most important decision of his professional life, he made the right call.”
Trump, Republicans, And ‘Perverse Miracles’
“On both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue, we are witnessing a collapse of the norms of governing, constant violations of our legitimate expectations of political leaders, and the mutation of the normal conflicts of democracy into a form of warfare that demands the opposition’s unconditional surrender.”
If We Don’t Impeach Trump, What Will The Next Guy Look Like?
” The dangers and challenges of moving forward with an impeachment effort are often obvious, but members of Congress should think carefully as well about the risks involved in refusing to pursue an impeachment when one might be warranted.”
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