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Here’s The Shocking Truth About Trump’s Obamacare Subsidies Decision

October 14, 2017October 14, 2017

“The premiums are going to go up, the premium subsidies go up. They’re just paying out of their left pocket instead of their right pocket,” David Windley, managing director at the bank says, adding that Trump is just “cutting off [his] nose to spite [his] face.”

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The Definitive Visual Guide To Trump’s Twitter Attacks

October 14, 2017

Which came first: Donald Trump’s obsession with Twitter or the world’s obsession with Donald Trump’s Twitter feed?

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Everyday I’m Hustlin’: Larry Flynt Offers $10 Million Reward For Dirt On Trump

October 14, 2017October 14, 2017

“Sure I could use that $10 million to buy luxuries or further my businesses, but what good would that do me in a world devastated by the most powerful moron in history?”

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Bannon Hits Back At Vanity Fair: ‘Trump Will Finish Term, Win Bigly In 2020’

October 14, 2017October 14, 2017

” I hate to break it Graydon Carter and the good folks at Vanity Fair, but yes, President Trump is not only going to finish this term, he’s going to win with 400 electoral votes in 2020.”

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North Korea Moves Missiles, Says ‘War Maniac’ Trump Is ‘Making The Situation So Dangerous’

October 14, 2017October 14, 2017

And speaking of things that are laughable, KCNA was out on Saturday with some further “commentary” on the upcoming joint naval drills. 

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Trump Says He Met With The ‘President’ Of The Virgin Islands – Which Is Him

October 14, 2017October 14, 2017

“Incredible guy.”

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In Joint Statement, Merkel, May, Macron Rebuke Trump On Iran Decision

October 13, 2017

“We stand committed to the JCPoA and its full implementation by all sides. Preserving the JCPoA is in our shared national security interest.”

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Trump Designates Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps A Terrorist Organization

October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

The English language is not a sufficient tool when it comes to communicating how truly dangerous of a decision this is.

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‘No One Talks About It Anymore’: Trump Is Pushing The ‘War On Christmas’ Meme Again

October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

“Everything is explicit, but the plot cannot be taken seriously.”

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‘Let Them Eat Paper Towels’: Krugman Takes On ‘Air Trump’

October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

“O.K., I lied. The dire situation I just described is in Puerto Rico, not Iowa (which happens to have just about the same number of U.S. citizens).”

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On Friday, Trump Will Make ‘Defining’ Foreign Policy ‘Blunder’ With Iran

October 13, 2017

“Trump’s Iran policy is not just an attack on President Barack Obama’s foreign policy legacy; it will also define his own.”

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Trump Calls NBC ‘Disgusting’ Just As CNN’s Erin Burnett Brands Him ‘Hypocrite-In-Chief’

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

“May be worse than CNN.”

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Donald Trump Has A Ground-Breaking New Theory About The Stock Market

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

“So you can say in one sense, we are really increasing values and may be in a sense, we are reducing debt. We are very honored by it and very, very happy by what’s happening in Wall Street.”

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‘Are They Playing That For Me?’ Trump Plugs Sean Hannity’s Ratings During Evening Colors

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

“They’re playing that in honor of his ratings.”

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San Juan Mayor Rips Trump The ‘Paper Towel Throwing Hater’ In Scathing Press Release

October 12, 2017

“While you’re amusing yourself throwing paper towels at us”…

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Trump Signs Health Care Executive Order, Here’s What It Really Means

October 12, 2017

“Its aim is clearly to do with the pen what Congress wouldn’t.”

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Trump Wakes Up, Reminds Puerto Rico Their Infrastructure Sucks, Says FEMA Can’t Stay ‘Forever’

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

“All infrastructure was already a disaster.”

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Mikhail Gorbachev Very Politely Asks Russia And The U.S. To Avoid Nuking Each Other

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

“Relations between the two nations are in a severe crisis.”

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Trump’s Lawyers Said To Ponder Offering Mueller A Meeting In High-Stakes Gamble

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

If his attorneys think they can trust him to sit through an entire interview with Robert Mueller without flying off the handle or, at the very least, accidentally incriminating himself, they don’t know much about their client.

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Race For Fed Chair Takes New Turn As Mnuchin Said To Push ‘Strongly’ For Powell

October 11, 2017

Stay tuned. The ratings will be “tremendous.”

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Trump’s ‘Unprecedented’ Stock Market Rally In One Chart

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017

We suppose that depends on how loosely you define the word “virtually.” 

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Steve Bannon Says Trump Has Only A 30% Chance Of Making It Through His First Term

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017

“He saw the cult of personality was broken.”

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NAB Blasts Trump, Says NBC Tweet Is ‘Contrary To Fundamental Rights’ Set Forth By Founders

October 11, 2017

“The founders of our nation set as a cornerstone of our democracy the First Amendment, forever enshrining and protecting freedom of the press.”

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Trump Asks If He Can Shut Down The Media, Says Press Is ‘Bad For Country!’

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017

Any questions America?

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Trump Wanted Cartoonish ‘Tenfold’ Increase In Nuclear Arsenal, Leading Tillerson To Call Him A Moron

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017

It was soon after the meeting broke up that officials who remained behind heard Tillerson say that Trump is a “moron.”

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Trump Wakes Up, Says ‘Fake Media’ Is Trying To Hide The Stock Market, Says Dems Want ‘Crime Producing Borders’

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017

Donald Trump is running his own 24-hour propaganda channel on Twitter.

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Goldman Reveals The Biggest Risks To Tax Reform As Trump, Corker Feud Escalates

October 11, 2017

Curb. Your. Enthusiasm. 

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