Everyday I’m Hustlin’: Larry Flynt Offers $10 Million Reward For Dirt On Trump

Larry Flynt – and yes, that would be the Larry Flynt – is offering to pay you $10 million. And in this case, you don’t have to take your clothes off to get paid.

Rather, all you have to do is produce evidence that will lead to the impeachment of Donald Trump.

The porn mogul and self-appointed guardian of the First Amendment knows a clusterf*ck when he sees one and like the rest of America, he’s pretty sure this presidency constitutes a veritable orgy of debauchery.

In a new full-frontal ad, Flynt exposes the long list of grievances that prompted him to mount this issue. Those grievances include, but are by no means limited to, Trump’s “unconscionable defense of the KKK and neo-Nazis after the Charlottesville riots” and the President’s “worrisome” ability to “trigger a nuclear world war.”

He also says the following about the need to “flush everything out in the open”:

Buried in Trump’s top-secret tax returns or in other records from his far-flung investments there may be a smoking gun. Did he make some financial quid pro quo with the Russians? Has the business of the United States been compromised to protect the business of the Trump empire? We need to flush everything out in the open.

Oh, and in case you were under the impression that Larry is a virgin when it comes to offering up cash in exchange for yanking down someone’s panties (figuratively speaking of course), he reminds you that “this isn’t [his] first rodeo.” Here’s the actual ad (larger version embedded below):

Flynt isn’t optimistic about the chances that any billionaires will flip on Trump for a lousy $10 mil, but he does think it’s entirely possible that there’s someone out there with some dirt who would really like to get rich overnight:

I do not expect any of Trump’s billionaire cronies to rat him out, but I am confident that there are many people in the know for whom $10 million is a lot of money.

Finally, Flynt notes that he “could use that $10 million to buy luxuries or further [his] businesses,” but that would be small comfort to him “in a world devastated by the most powerful moron in history.”

So who’s ready to help Larry grab this President by the p*ssy?