International Community Reacts To Syria Strikes – Around The World In 1,300 Words

What’s everyone thinking on Saturday? Well, I’m glad you asked…


Trump Cancels Visit To ‘Shithole’ London, Blames Obama For Bush-Era Embassy Decision

“Donald Trump got the message.”

Sign Of The Times.

Well, in what we can only describe as a sign of the surreal times in which we live (and trade)…

One Bank Reveals 7 Key Calls For The New Year

But for those interested in trying to “DO SOMETHING” (as opposed to just kicking back and being “actively” passive)…

UK MPs Call For Trump’s Arrest After Anti-Muslim Retweets, Failed Attempt To Twitter Beef With May

On Thursday, in the UK Parliament, lawmakers lashed out at Trump, calling him everything from “racist” to “fascist” to downright “evil.”

I’m Not Sure Rate Hike Plus Political Crisis Is Best Combination For UK

Caught between a rock and a hard Brexit.

In Joint Statement, Merkel, May, Macron Rebuke Trump On Iran Decision

“We stand committed to the JCPoA and its full implementation by all sides. Preserving the JCPoA is in our shared national security interest.”

Risks Aplenty.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming…

Coughing Fits, Stunts, And Letters Falling Off The Wall: Pound Falls As May Meets Her Waterloo

“If collapsing props, coughing fits and a comic interruption are all that matter than politics truly is all about style rather than substance.”

Pound Surges As Rampant Shoe Inflation Spurs Hawkish BoE Bets

Uncertainty around Brexit will of course continue to serve as a countervailing force, which brings us to the cruelly ironic (and exceedingly ridiculous) part of this whole charade

Stocks Super Happy, Oil “Flirts With Collapse,” UK Brexits, France Wonders Why No One Voted

Generally speaking, it was a quiet overnight session as traders look forward to a light calendar in the days ahead – or at least compared to the last two weeks. There was of course another “van attack” in the UK (“van attack” has become “a thing” now). Additionally, Monday marks the start of Brexit negotiations.…

Brexit Negotiations Begin Monday: Here’s Your Insanely Complicated Visual Guide

“A bloody nightmare.”

“I’m The One Who Got Us Into This Mess,” A Brent Death Cross, And “The Day Before Tomorrow”

Today is all about tomorrow…

From “Dis-May” To “Bloody Idiot”: UK Election Front Pages In Pictures

“Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?”


Let’s All Laugh At Theresa May’s Enormous Fuck Up: Full UK Election Post-Mortem

“People have said they have quite enough of austerity politics. The PM called this election because she wanted a mandate. Well, the mandate she’s got is lost Conservative seats, lost votes, lost support and lost confidence.”