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‘I Don’t Want To Lose That Order’: Trump Says ‘Punishment’ For Khashoggi Murder Won’t Involve Canceling Saudi Arms Deal

October 13, 2018October 19, 2021

“They are ordering military equipment”.

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Free At Last, Free At Last, Thank God Almighty, Andrew Brunson Is Free At Last…

October 12, 2018October 25, 2021

See? Erdogan isn’t such a bad guy after all…

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‘You Can Hear He Was Tortured’: Turkey Has Audio Of Khashoggi Murder, But Trump Doesn’t Care Because ‘Arms Deals!’

October 11, 2018October 19, 2021

“You can hear his voice and the voices of men speaking Arabic.”

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U.S. Knew Of Saudi Plot Against Khashoggi, Senators Invoke Magnitsky Act, Forcing Trump To Investigate

October 10, 2018October 19, 2021

So much for “duty to warn”.

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Video Shows Saudi ‘Assassination Squad’ Sent For Khashoggi, Trump Says ‘I Know Nothing’

October 10, 2018October 19, 2018

“It’s clear he did not exit.”

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Nikki Haley Resigns As Trump’s UN Ambassador, But Don’t Worry, Everything Is Fine, Ok?!

October 9, 2018October 10, 2018

“[She’s] done a fantastic job and we’ve done a fantastic job together”.

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Brett Kavanaugh Confirmed To Supreme Court Amid Protests, National Outcry

October 6, 2018October 19, 2021

“I want to thank the mob.”

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Susan Collins Saves Kavanaugh Nomination, But At What Cost?

October 5, 2018October 7, 2018

The fact that Kavanaugh’s fate was ultimately decided by a woman would have been poetic justice. But…

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Republicans Lose Murkowski During Kavanaugh Cloture Vote, All Eyes On Collins Announcement

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018

Down to the wire.

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Trump Says George Soros Is Funding ‘Elevator Screamers’

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018

“#Troublemakers”

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‘I Said Things I Shouldn’t Have Said’: Brett Kavanaugh Wants You To Know You Can Trust Him Now

October 4, 2018October 19, 2021

“I hope everyone can understand that I was there as a son, husband and dad.”

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Russia’s Notorious GRU Exposed In Choreographed Announcements From UK, Netherlands, Australia, U.S.

October 4, 2018October 5, 2018

“The GRU’s actions are reckless and indiscriminate.”

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‘It Will Not Be Made Public’: Kavanaugh FBI Report To Be Kept Secret (Or Not)

October 3, 2018October 19, 2021

But don’t worry, it will leak.

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Trump Does A Great Blasey Ford Impression – Maybe Because He’s Seen A Lot Of Sexual Assault Victims Up Close

October 3, 2018

“I had one beer”…

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‘I’ve Never Seen It Done’: Trump Mystified By Use Of Core Finance Principle In NYT Tax Fraud Expose

October 3, 2018October 19, 2021

“The Failing New York Times did something I have never seen done before”…

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Surprise! Donald Trump’s Past Is A Giant Fraud In Every Sense Of The Word

October 2, 2018October 3, 2018

Well, Donald Trump is in (more) trouble.

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Dennis Ketterer, 350lb Weatherman, Says Kavanaugh Accuser Swetnick Tried To Talk Him Into Group Sex

October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

“From the Twilight Zone.”

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Trump, Who Called For Execution Of Central Park Five, Says It’s ‘Scary Time’ For Young Men In America

October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

Central Park Five anyone?

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‘Brett’s Guy’: Text Messages, Wedding Photo Cast Doubt On Kavanaugh Account Of Ramirez Allegations

October 2, 2018October 3, 2018

In one text, Yarasavage said she was in touch with “Brett’s guy,” and also with “Brett,” himself.

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‘My Subconscious (Outtakes)’: Kavanaugh Friend Mark Judge Has Bizarre Video Archive

October 1, 2018October 19, 2021

Lordy, there are tapes…

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Trump Loses It At NAFTA Presser, Says Kavanaugh Likes Beer, Claims Unnamed Democrat Has A Drinking Problem

October 1, 2018

Not helpful.

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Kellyanne Conway Tells CNN She Is Victim Of Sexual Assault, Adding New Dimension To National Debate

September 30, 2018September 30, 2018

…suffice to say this is going to be the subject of vociferous debate in the days and weeks ahead.

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In Dramatic Last Minute Turn, Jeff Flake Calls For Kavanaugh Delay, FBI Probe

September 28, 2018September 30, 2018

“I will move it out of committee, but”…

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‘Boof’ Isn’t Flatulence And ‘Devil’s Triangle’ Is Not A Game’: Whitehouse On Kavanaugh Yearbook

September 28, 2018September 28, 2018

Any questions?

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In Criminally Insane Move, GOP Rebukes American Bar Association’s Call For Kavanaugh FBI Probe

September 28, 2018September 29, 2018

“Damn the torpedoes!”

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Brett Kavanaugh Is Proudly Brought To You By Beer, Official Beverage Of SCOTUS Nominees

September 27, 2018October 17, 2021

“I like beer”.

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The George Washington Presser: Donald Trump Delivers Crowning Achievement In Abject Absurdity

September 26, 2018September 27, 2018

“…according to Mr. Pillsbury, China has total respect for Donald Trump’s ahh-very large brain.”

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