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Someone Called Julie Swetnick Says Brett Kavanaugh ‘Spiked The Punch’, Was Present For ‘Gang Rapes’

September 26, 2018October 17, 2021

“I became a victim of one of these ‘trains'”.

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For A Split Second On Tuesday, Donald Trump And The World Shared A Joke

September 25, 2018September 29, 2018

And the joke was Donald Trump.

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‘Do It At Your Own Risk’: Bolton, Pompeo Not Amused With Europe’s Plan To Circumvent Iran Sanctions

September 25, 2018October 17, 2021

“…take a good hard look at your business with Iran.”

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Trump ‘Rejects Globalism’, Blasts ‘Socialism’, Accuses OPEC Of ‘Ripping Off The World’: Full U.N. Highlights

September 25, 2018September 26, 2018

The bar was set pretty high – or pretty low…

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‘Disgraceful Bullsh*t’: Rod Rosenstein Story Sparks Civil War In Journo Land

September 24, 2018September 25, 2018

This is not what America needs.

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Rod Rosenstein Said To Resign As Deputy AG: Constitutional Crisis, Here We Come

September 24, 2018September 25, 2018

Expect a veritable firestorm on the Hill.

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Dear Brett Kavanaugh: Do You Remember Deborah Ramirez?

September 23, 2018October 17, 2021

“I remember a penis being in front of my face.”

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Internal RNC Poll Shows Nancy Pelosi More Popular Than Trump And That’s Not Even The Punchline…

September 22, 2018October 17, 2021

Why? Why would Republicans stick with something that an internal study says isn’t working?

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Will Somebody Please Tell Trump That Attacking Sexual Assault Survivors On Twitter Is A Bad Idea? Thanks.

September 21, 2018September 21, 2018

The biggest question mark going into next week may not even be whether and when Ford testifies and under what conditions…

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Rod Rosenstein Definitely Didn’t Secretly Record Trump And Plot To Oust Him With The 25th Amendment, Ok?!

September 21, 2018October 17, 2021

This wouldn’t be the first time someone has mentioned the 25th…

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Let’s All Take A Minute To Marvel At The Train Wreck That Is ‘Brexit’

September 21, 2018

“For those of you who enjoy watching someone at the end of their rope ramble through a tacit admission of defeat”…

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Trump Takes Sessions Attack To New Level: ‘I Don’t Have An Attorney General’

September 19, 2018

“It’s very sad”.

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On Dianne Feinstein’s Handling Of Kavanaugh Nomination: Don’t Hate The Player, Hate The Game

September 19, 2018September 20, 2018

Duly noted, Bob, but at this juncture, the GOP is damned if they do and damned if they don’t.

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‘What Happens At Georgetown Prep’: Kavanaugh Nomination Now Complete Train Wreck As Ford Demands FBI Probe

September 18, 2018October 17, 2021

What happens at Georgetown Prep, doesn’t stay at Georgetown Prep…

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Poetic Justice: What If Trump’s Approval Rating Starts Tracking Chinese Stocks?

September 18, 2018October 17, 2021

Define: irony…

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Right To Choose: Republicans Need To Abort Brett Kavanaugh Nomination

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

This isn’t going to end well – for anybody.

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The Sad Irony Of The ‘Iconic’ MAGA Hat

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

“Just wait until he sees who’s making his hats.”

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FEMA Chief Brock Long Suggests Puerto Ricans Beat Their Wives To Death After Hurricane Maria

September 17, 2018September 17, 2018

“Spousal abuse goes through the roof.”

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China Said To Ponder Declining Steve Mnuchin’s Request For Trade Talks

September 16, 2018October 17, 2021

Why would Beijing want to enter into talks with emissaries of a man (Trump) who is openly bragging about his intention to negotiate in bad faith? 

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Red Ink: The Politics Of Fiscal Insanity

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

“I am the most concerned I’ve ever been.”

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Paul Manafort Agrees To Cooperate With Government, Forfeits Assets Worth Enough To Cover Cost Of Mueller Probe

September 14, 2018September 15, 2018

“He refused to ‘break’ – make up stories in order to get a ‘deal.'”

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Will Someone Get Larry Kudlow On TV So He Can Explain This Ballooning Deficit?!

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“The deficit is coming down and it’s coming down rapidly.”

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Trump Claims Puerto Rico Death Toll Is A Democrat Hoax, Says Some People Died Of ‘Old Age’

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico.”

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Trump Calls Jamie Dimon A ‘Nervous Mess’ Who ‘Lacks Smarts’

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“Your move, Jamie.’

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‘A Lot Of People Hate The President’: GOP Worries Trump’s Personality Overshadows Economic Gains

September 12, 2018September 12, 2018

“If you figure out a way to subtract from that equation how they feel about the president, the numbers go up dramatically.”

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China Asks WTO’s Blessing To Slap Sanctions On The U.S.

September 11, 2018October 17, 2021

Yet another example of worsening trade tensions…

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‘Shut The F*&k Up And Listen’: All Those Times Gary Cohn Tried To Save The World From Trump

September 9, 2018October 17, 2021

“We need to do it today.”

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