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ECB Delivers Sixth Cut As Europe Prepares To Rearm

March 6, 2025March 7, 2025

The ECB cut rates on Thursday as expected. The question’s what to do next. Inflation’s

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The Fog Of War

March 4, 2025March 5, 2025

Wall Street tried on Tuesday to claw back the worst of the session’s tariff-related losses,

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‘No Room Left’

March 3, 2025March 4, 2025

As of the closing bell on Wall Street Monday, there was “no room left for

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Gold!

February 28, 2025March 3, 2025

Gold! Every time I mention it, someone loses their mind. Hold onto your sanity. Gold!

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Where’s The ‘Trump Put’?!

February 28, 2025March 1, 2025

“Nouveau bulls” are nervous and the S&P’s one meaningful weekly loss away from creating the

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Nvidia Beats, Guides For More Amid ‘Amazing’ Demand

February 26, 2025February 27, 2025

Records. Lots of them. That’s what Nvidia reported on Wednesday afternoon, following another lackluster session

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Consensus Gone Wrong?

February 24, 2025February 25, 2025

Does the nascent “buy Europe” theme have any staying power? It depends. On whether the

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Traders Rush To Hedge Stock Crash Amid ‘Trump 2.0’ Policy Jitters

February 24, 2025February 25, 2025

Market participants are waking up to an uncomfortable reality regarding the near-term domestic macro read-through

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Chinese Tech Rally Goes Vertical

February 21, 2025February 22, 2025

Laugh. Because it’s funny. When Chinese stocks get cookin,’ they tend to rally on a

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Broken Clocks And Minor Miracles

February 20, 2025February 21, 2025

SocGen’s Albert Edwards sees something concerning in equities. Of course, you could say that every

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Scott Knows What You Wanna Hear

February 20, 2025February 21, 2025

Scott Bessent gets it. I mean, not the part about it being a potentially bad

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‘US Exceptionalism’ Sidelined In Abrupt Investor Zeitgeist Shift

February 18, 2025February 19, 2025

A couple of days ago, while editorializing around the largest net inflow to European equity

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Gold’s Best Rally In Years Puts ‘Fringe Idea’ In Trump’s Lap

February 17, 2025February 19, 2025

Gold. What can you say about it? It looks like the sun. So… maybe it’s

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China’s Tech Moguls Got Sent For

February 17, 2025February 18, 2025

Xi Jinping unironically promised to remove “all kinds of obstacles” to private enterprises during his

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‘Trump 2.0’: Corr 1 Shock Or Stock-Picker’s Paradise?

February 16, 2025February 17, 2025

Since 2023, we’ve lived in a micro-driven market, which is to say if you decompose

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FAIT Accompli

February 15, 2025February 17, 2025

The cure for high prices is supposed to be high prices. The logic’s sound: If

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Buy Europe? Traders Think The Unthinkable Amid Ukraine ‘Peace’ Talks

February 14, 2025February 16, 2025

They’re buying what? It’s been so long since anyone bought European stocks that you’d be

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Behold: The Dawn Of A New Chinese Tech Bull?

February 14, 2025February 15, 2025

Don’t look now, but big Chinese tech’s in a bull market. After falling more than

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Who’s Sticking Around For The Crash?

February 13, 2025February 14, 2025

Maybe you noticed, maybe you didn’t, but these last three weeks were “perhaps the best

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Market Exposed To Left-Tail Shock Amid Reflation Zeitgeist Crowding

February 12, 2025February 13, 2025

Needless to say, macro watchers — which is very often a polite euphemism for economists,

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Trump Ready To ‘Rock And Roll!!!’ Wants Fed To Sing Along

February 12, 2025February 13, 2025

Donald Trump’s ready to “rock and roll” and he’d very much appreciate it if Jerome

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‘Big History’ Spotted In Gold’s Bull Run

February 10, 2025February 11, 2025

Atahualpa’s downfall is runnin,’ dammit. That’s a morbid gold rally joke. I’ve used it before.

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For The First Time In Years, Big Tech Fails To Top Wall Street Sales Estimates

February 10, 2025February 11, 2025

With the (not insignificant) caveat that Nvidia’s yet to report, the handful of US companies

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You Get Tariffs, You Get Tariffs, You Get Tariffs…

February 10, 2025February 13, 2025

Donald Trump’s the Oprah of trade levies. “You get tariffs, you get tariffs, you get

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Amazon Asks For Patience Amid Slower Sales, Soaring AI Spend

February 6, 2025February 8, 2025

Amazon said Thursday sales grew 10% to $187.8 billion during the holiday quarter. That was

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Silver Linings And Catch-22s

February 6, 2025February 7, 2025

Wall Street’s good at finding reasons to stay bullish. Note: Being good at coming up

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A Dove’s Coup

February 6, 2025February 7, 2025

Catherine Mann and diehard dove Swati Dhingra wanted to go big on Thursday, when the

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