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Macro Tourist: ‘You’re Doing This All Wrong’

February 27, 2020February 27, 2020

“This morning’s decline has a panicky feel about it. No doubt about it. However”…

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Pandemic Fears Intensify As Life Grinds To Halt, US Yields Grind To New Record Lows

February 27, 2020February 27, 2020

And yet, markets still haven’t really sold off in a manner consistent with “capitulation”.

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Mike Pence As Virus Hunter. Rebalancing Flows As Bear Repellent.

February 26, 2020February 27, 2020

If you’re looking for a savior amid the chaos…

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Marko Kolanovic Breaks Down The Selloff, Says Short-Term Bounce Likely (With Caveats)

February 26, 2020February 27, 2020

“The virus should go, but stimulative measures will likely stay”.

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‘Previously Unthinkable’ CTA Deleveraging ‘In Play’, As Legacy ‘Long’ Signal Vulnerable: McElligott

February 26, 2020February 27, 2020

The last few days have made the unthinkable suddenly thinkable.

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Nobody Say ‘Spanish Flu’

February 26, 2020February 26, 2020

“…complex interconnected systems greatly increase underlying risks.”

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Last Stand.

February 25, 2020February 26, 2020

One last push to rescue the world.

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Kudlow & COVID: ‘We Have Contained This’

February 25, 2020February 25, 2020

“We’re in touch with the Fed people all the time”. 

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#STS: Save The Stocks

February 25, 2020February 27, 2020

If only there had been warning signs…

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The Ice Age Is Driving The Equity Factor Bubble. And Albert Edwards Says ‘Disaster Awaits’

February 25, 2020

“I have an ugly vision of the future.”

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‘Under Control’? Markets Wary As Virus Cases Rise, Hong Kong Exports Plunge, Japan Dives

February 25, 2020February 27, 2020

“We took a hit yesterday”.

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‘Very Good To Me’

February 24, 2020February 25, 2020

It depends on your perspective, I suppose.

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Bail Bond: ‘Four Decimal Watch’

February 24, 2020

“I’m on ‘four decimal watch.”

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COVID Commodities Carnage Raises Stakes For Crude Cartel

February 24, 2020February 24, 2020

Head in the sand?

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‘The World Is Getting Spooky’: Risk Assets Start New Week On Shaky Ground

February 23, 2020February 23, 2020

The market hates uncertainty…

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‘If You Can’t Trust A Fix, What Can You Trust?’

February 22, 2020October 11, 2021

“It’s gettin’ so a businessman can’t expect no return from a fixed fight”.

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Hall Of Mirrors And The Lost Art Of Controlled Burns

February 21, 2020February 22, 2020

“Afflictions”.

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Bond Rally Has That August Feel, As Macro Scare And Hedging Flows Collide

February 21, 2020February 21, 2020

And now, back to your regularly scheduled, insane duration grab.

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Stunning: Markit PMI Posts Wild Miss As 4-Year Expansion Abruptly Ends

February 21, 2020February 21, 2020

And that, as they say, is that.

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Don’t Read The Fine Print On Best German Factory PMI In 13 Months

February 21, 2020

“…the observed jump in the headline index flatters the sector’s current trajectory”.

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South Korea, Japan On Edge As Virus Spreads, Hits Economic Activity

February 21, 2020February 21, 2020

“The coronavirus appears to have hit trade quite a bit”.

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Yen-Sanity. Dollar Delirium.

February 20, 2020February 20, 2020

It’s dizzying, to say the least.

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‘You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Stimulus’: China’s ‘Jaws’ Moment Makes Years-Long Juggling Act More Precarious

February 20, 2020February 20, 2020

Mixing circus metaphors…

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McElligott, Kolanovic And The ‘Max Pain’ Trade

February 20, 2020January 8, 2022

What could bring back September’s shock reversal?

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Coronavirus Worry Shifts To South Korea. Situation ‘Very Grave’ In Daegu

February 20, 2020February 20, 2020

“We plan to test all believers of that church”.

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Marko Kolanovic’s Warning: Equity Factor Bubble Now Twice As Large As Dot-Com Era

February 19, 2020February 19, 2020

“We caution investors that this bubble will likely collapse.”

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Fed Hints At T-Bill Taper In Second Quarter (And Other Highlights From The January Minutes)

February 19, 2020February 19, 2020

All anyone cares about is the liquidity spigot.

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