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‘Mania Has Taken Hold’, And Other Observations As The Tape Goes ‘Macro’

February 19, 2020February 19, 2020

“It’s a macro tape, you’re just living in it”.

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No Man’s Land And The Boilerplate Bond Chyron

February 18, 2020February 18, 2020

“Investors want to be long US Treasurys”.

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All Hail The Titans

February 18, 2020February 18, 2020

Another cautionary tale?

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Treasury Pulls Trigger On Russia’s Rosneft For Trafficking Maduro’s Oil

February 18, 2020February 18, 2020

“The United States is determined to prevent the looting of Venezuela’s oil assets”.

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BofA Fund Manager Survey: ‘Full Capitulation’ Into Deflation Trades, QE-Forever And MMT As Reflation Savior

February 18, 2020February 18, 2020

“New highs, fewer bulls.”

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Everyday Low Guidance: Walmart Serves Up Disappointing Forecast

February 18, 2020February 18, 2020

“The company continues to monitor the Coronavirus outbreak”.

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Apple Says It Won’t Meet Revenue Guidance As Coronavirus Fallout Begins

February 17, 2020February 18, 2020

“All of our stores in China and many of our partner stores have been closed.”

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What Pandemic? Not Much De-Risking Is Happening And One CIO Thinks It’s Nuts

February 17, 2020February 17, 2020

“I have never in my career seen anything as crazy as what’s going on right now.”

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Bonds, Greeks And Stubborn Greenbacks

February 17, 2020February 17, 2020

This is a good time to roll out the most nauseatingly clichéd quip in the history of market jokes…

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Chinese Stocks Recover All Post-Holiday Losses As Autos, Brokerages Skyrocket. Parliament Delay Pondered

February 17, 2020February 17, 2020

Like it never happened – sort of.

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China’s Latest Rate Cut: Here’s What It Means

February 16, 2020February 16, 2020

This paves the way for the de facto benchmark to be cut later this week.

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Japan Just Served Up One Of The Worst Quarterly Economic Contractions In History

February 16, 2020February 16, 2020

And this was before the virus.

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A Large Butterfly Flaps Its Wings In Paris: The Early Days Of A Crisis

February 16, 2020February 17, 2020

“We have 200 people to keep alive.”

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‘All Roads Lead To Lower Rates’: Kocic

February 16, 2020February 17, 2020

“The least ambiguous trade”…

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Bad, Worse, Ugly Or ‘Unthinkable’? One Bank Goes ‘Dystopian Hollywood’ With Coronavirus Scenario Analysis

February 16, 2020February 16, 2020

“Let’s all pray it does not come to pass.”

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Conspiracies Aren’t Conspiracies And ‘Fundamentals’ Are Malleable

February 15, 2020February 16, 2020

Ben Bernanke is the worst co-conspirator in the world.

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The World’s An Unfriendly Place When King Dollar Refuses To Roll Over

February 15, 2020February 16, 2020

“King dollar” can be a real pain sometimes.

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Trump Has New Plan To Drive Stocks Into Stratosphere (But You Have To Reelect Him)

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

“If you reelect this administration, this is what you’re going to get”.

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Big Miss On Retail Sales Control Group Marks Stark Contrast With Record-High Confidence, Stocks

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

Not the best news.

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Viral Valentines.

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

Who wants to hold risk into the weekend?

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Albert Edwards: Retail Investors Will Be ‘Shocked’ To Discover The Truth About Corporate Debt Bubble

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020

It’s a “shame”…

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World’s Most Profitable Company Starting To Get Annoyed With Pesky Virus

February 13, 2020

But they’ll be fine…

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A ‘Rare’ Local ‘Red Flag’ And A 30,000-Foot Reminder

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020

“Risk gets spooked”, a local consideration and a big-picture reminder.

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China’s Auto Slump Goes Viral In Record January Plunge

February 13, 2020

But don’t worry, Tesla will be fine, I’m sure.

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Sociopathic Tendencies.

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020

“No one asked about the data revisions”.

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Deutsche’s Kocic Explains How It Could All Dead End

February 12, 2020February 12, 2020

Any questions?

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Second-Order Melt-Up’ Setup Still In Play

February 12, 2020February 12, 2020

“Doing their thing”.

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