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After ‘Great Liquidity Crisis,’ JPMorgan’s Kolanovic, Nomura’s McElligott Look Back And Ahead

March 20, 2020March 21, 2020

“Many aspects of this crisis have played out in-line with our prediction”.

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The Premise That Nothing Bad Happens

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

“So what happens next?”

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New York, London On Lockdown. Deaths In Italy Surge. More Banks See ‘Severe’ Global Recession

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

“If this doesn’t work, we’re going to keep doing it until we get this going”.

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The Fed’s Mini-Muni Bailout And Why It Matters

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

“Exigent circumstances”.

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Goldman Sees Near Total Collapse: US Economy To Contract 24% In Q2, Jobless Claims To Hit 2.25 Million This Week

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

“A decline of this magnitude would be nearly two-and-a-half times the size of the largest quarterly decline in the history of modern GDP statistics”.

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Restaurant Industry Flatlines, Jobless Claims Set For Exponential Spike As COVID Crisis Hits Home In America

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

“…do nothing more than ‘provide information using generalities”.

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Any Dawn Will Do. Stocks Up, Dollar Down, Germany Mulls Nationalizations

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

False dawn? Maybe. But…

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In Credit, A Swan Song

March 19, 2020March 20, 2020

This was always the worry. But no one ever took it seriously.

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Don’t Call It A Reprieve.

March 19, 2020March 19, 2020

The underlying economic reality is stark.

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Trump, Clearly Making It Up As He Goes Along, Jawbones Oil To Best Day In History

March 19, 2020March 19, 2020

“They’re in a fight”.

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Gamma Drop-Off Offers Hope, But Now We Know: The Babadook Is Real

March 19, 2020March 19, 2020

You can’t get rid of the Babadook.

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BOE Goes All In, Cuts Rates (Again), Ramps Up QE

March 19, 2020March 19, 2020

“Bazooka Bailey”.

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Fed Answers Market SOS, Expands Dollar Swap Lines In Crucial Move Amid FX Chaos

March 19, 2020March 19, 2020

The new facilities will be in place for “at least six months”, the Fed said Thursday.

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Ray Dalio: ‘We Have A Crisis. US Corporate Losses May Be $4 Trillion’

March 19, 2020March 19, 2020

“What’s happening has not happened in our lifetime before”.

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Mar-A-Lago Accord, Untradeable FX And The Dangers Of Shutting Markets

March 19, 2020March 19, 2020

“FX remains untradeable”.

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Fed Moves To Support Money Market Funds In Latest GFC Flashback

March 19, 2020March 19, 2020

Are all the leaks plugged now? Somehow, I doubt it.

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Australia Unveils Asset Purchases, Yield Targeting As Economy Set For First Recession In Three Decades

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020

“The functioning of major government bond markets has been impaired”.

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‘A Massive Margin Call On The Whole Financial Asset Rally Since 2010’

March 18, 2020March 19, 2020

“The moves smack of massive de-leveraging and a run into dollar cash”.

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Ablaze.

March 18, 2020March 19, 2020

Wartime.

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Bernanke, Yellen, Ackman Sound Alarm. Some Now See Virus As Existential Threat

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020

We are, to put it bluntly, at a tipping point.

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‘When Risk Parity Goes Wrong’ And The Coming ‘New World Order’

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020

“I believe that investors are realizing that, in fact, this dual ‘Left Tail’ is now clearly about to dictate a ‘new world order'”.

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As Crisis Swap Lines Tapped, Zoltan Pozsar Says ‘The New Shadow Banking System’ Needs A Backstop

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020

“Carry makes the world go round and central banks will have to backstop the shadow banking system – yet again.”

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It’s All Down But The Dollar.

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020

And yet, there’s one thing that’s up…

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Steve Mnuchin Didn’t ‘Predict’ 20% Unemployment. It Was Just A ‘Mathematical Example’, Ok?!

March 17, 2020March 18, 2020

I’m guessing “Great Depression II” wouldn’t poll well.

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Fed Unveils Another Emergency Facility, Says Primary Dealers Can Post Stocks For Cash

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

“Credit extended may be collateralized by a broad range of IG debt and equity securities”.

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It’s Not Enough. It’s Just Not Enough.

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

The situation is fluid.

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Some Guy Dressed Up Like Steve Mnuchin Is Going To Send You Free Money ‘I Mean Now’

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

“In the next two weeks”.

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