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Out Of Adjectives.

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

Crazy times, historic moves.

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Ben Bernanke: Virus Recession More Like Big ‘Snowstorm’ Than Great Depression

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

“This is a very different animal”.

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Coming Unemployment Crisis Plunges America’s Newly Jobless Into ‘Kafkaesque’ Nightmare

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

“We’ve never seen anything like it”.

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$2 Trillion.

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

“Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely”.

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Marko Kolanovic Offers Hope In Coronavirus Fight With Analysis Of Kinsa Smart Thermometer Data

March 24, 2020March 26, 2020

“…the response evolves initially from under-reaction, then overreaction and then converges closer to an optimal response.”

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Find Me A Sharpie, PTJ.

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“I think Easter Sunday — you’ll have packed churches all over our country”.

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Nomura’s McElligott: The Fed Is Now ‘Chief Risk-Taker And CIO’ (And Other Fun Market Notables)

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

So much to backstop, so little time.

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Here’s What It Looks Like When Everyone Frontruns Jay Powell’s ETF Buying…

March 24, 2020

A $1 billion one-day flow bonanza.

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PMIs Show US Economy ‘Decimated’ In March. Kudlow Says Trump May Reopen America Within Weeks

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“…that doesn’t mean we’re going to walk away from advice of health experts”.

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European Economy Suffers Catastrophic Hit From Virus Measures, March Data Shows

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“…far exceeding that seen even at the height of the global financial crisis.”

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Hope Floats.

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“…a key lesson is that major wars are staggeringly expensive.”

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Harley Bassman: ‘The S&P Will Likely Check The Oil At The 2016 Election Day Level – A Truly Ironic Coda’

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020

“Notwithstanding that professionals who sell rate volatility for a living have been carted off on a stretcher (and not from COVID-19)”…

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‘Difficult Tradeoffs’

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020

“We can’t shut the economy”.

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50 Cent Gasoline, A Sub-Trillion Apple, Germany’s Bazooka And 100% Recession Odds

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020

Markets continue to throw off a veritable smorgasbord of consequential and amusing headlines.

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A $900 Billion Rebalancing Flow?

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020

Historic equity underperformance stokes expectation of massive rebalancing bid for stocks.

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Fed Does ‘Exactly What Market Needed’. Trump Considers Flouting ‘Advice Of Health Professionals’ To Save Economy

March 23, 2020

“I mean, seriously Jon, let’s get real, what do you want me to do?”

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The Fed’s ‘Shock And Awe’ Part II: Open-Ended QE, Corporate Bond Buying, Credit ETF Purchases And More

March 23, 2020December 31, 2020

The Fed on Monday morning announced open-ended QE, effectively promising to buy unlimited amounts of

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‘The Headlines Continue To Shock’: Week Begins With More Record Stock Losses, Eye-Popping Bond Moves

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020

“The only people befitting from this are algos”.

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‘Lockdown, Shutdown And Limit Down’: Traders Come Into New Week Pondering Depression Redux

March 22, 2020March 22, 2020

“Yet, without fresh capital, businesses will fold”.

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Morgan Stanley Sees 30% GDP Contraction. Bullard Warns Of 30% Unemployment. Lawmakers Dither.

March 22, 2020March 23, 2020

“Economic activity has come to a near standstill.”

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Of Parachutes And Helicopters: Rates In The Time Of COVID

March 22, 2020March 22, 2020

No one can see the end of the tunnel – or if they can, there’s little attention being paid to it.

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More QE! RBNZ To Fire 30 Billion Bazooka At Virus

March 22, 2020

“The negative economic implications of the coronavirus outbreak have continued to intensify.”

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$2 Billion Mutual Fund Drops 27% In Two Days, In Possible NAV ‘Catch-Down’

March 22, 2020

One plausible guess…

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Goldman Just Spent $1 Billion To Prop Up Its Own Money Market Funds Amid Turmoil

March 22, 2020March 22, 2020

“…providing liquidity to clients focused on the near-term implications of the current market environment.”

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COVID Carte Blanche: Political Opposition To Trillion-Dollar Stimulus Crumbles In Pandemic

March 21, 2020March 22, 2020

“Certainly the rapidity of the collapse in markets and the unfolding economic slump has accelerated the policy response”.

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Distressed. Officially.

March 21, 2020

A “massive rush for liquidity”.

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As Virus Deaths Climb, Equity Positioning Drops To All-Time Low. Cue Helicopter Money

March 21, 2020March 21, 2020

“The package is coming in at about 10% of GDP. It’s very large”.

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