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How Bad Will It Get? America’s Unemployment Crisis Set To Spiral, According To Some Estimates

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

Now that is quite something. 

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As Economic Confidence Collapses In Europe, Germany Pays Workers To Stay Home

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

The difference is that “all these workers are all still employed”.

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‘The Largest Economic Shock Of Our Lives’: Goldman Says Oil Demand To Plunge 25% Near-Term In ‘Game-Changing’ Crisis

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

“…carbon-based industries sit in the cross-hairs as they have historically served as the cornerstone of social interactions and globalization”.

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Fingers Crossed.

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

A somewhat inauspicious start.

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China Eases Big, Delivers Large Cut To 7-Day Reverse Repo Rate

March 29, 2020March 29, 2020

If you were looking for a sign…

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‘We’re About To Find Out If It’s Enough’: Everything Policymakers Have Done To Bail Out A Sick World

March 29, 2020March 30, 2020

“There are no ideologues in financial crises.”

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From ‘Virus Divergence’ To Intervention Risk: Wall Street Disagrees On Dollar’s Post-Squeeze Path

March 29, 2020

Where to now?

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The Great Petrostate Panic.

March 29, 2020March 29, 2020

Trouble in petro paradise.

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This Is ‘The End Game Of The Great Debt Super Cycle’ And Scott Minerd Sees Just One Way Out

March 28, 2020March 29, 2020

“We are experiencing the end game of the great debt super cycle”.

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Ebbs And Flows.

March 28, 2020

Historic outflows, daunting headlines and a rebalancing bid.

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Bazooka Stimulus, Buying Time And Virus Utilitarians

March 28, 2020March 28, 2020

“I want to take actions that will provide a concentrated, short-term boost in demand”.

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Where’s The Floor?

March 27, 2020March 28, 2020

“The scale of the policy panic is astonishing.”

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Good News, Bad News And Wasted Time

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

“Always a mess.”

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Have We Seen The Worst Of The Dollar Delirium? Asking For The Entire World

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

One more time: It’s much safer out there when the dollar isn’t going vertical.

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Bond Bubble Bursts In ‘Stunning’ Outflow Deluge. BofA Bull & Bear Indicator Hits 0.0

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

“The liquidation vortex”…

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Bazookas Of The North And Tough Indians.

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

Canada slashes rates to the lower bound, launches QE. India moves to dodge collapse.

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Is It Over Yet?

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

“We’d just as soon it could be over”.

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Profits At China’s Industrial Firms Plunge A Laughable 38.3% Thanks To Annoying Virus

March 26, 2020

More smoldering wreckage.

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$586 Billion In Five Business Days: Fed’s Balance Sheet Balloons To $5.25 Trillion

March 26, 2020March 27, 2020

Unlimited Fed buying versus a deadly, highly contagious respiratory infection. Pick a winner.

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‘Nuclear’ Stimulus Bombs, No Entry To China And The Dow’s New ‘Bull Market’

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“It’s not even a bazooka”, Jones went on to say. “It’s more like a nuclear bomb”.

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Nomura’s McElligott Talks Flow Catalysts As VaR Shock Fades, Markets Eye Stimulus, Recession

March 26, 2020

“…despite everybody knowing this is just the beginning of a horrific few months of data to come.”

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Record Surge In Jobless Claims Suggests Unemployment Rate Rose More This Week Than Any Monthly Gain In US History

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“[That] would raise the unemployment rate by more than half, by 2 percentage points from 3.5% to 5.5%, moving back to 2015 levels in just one week”.

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Jerome Powell To NBC: ‘We’re Not Going To Run Out Of Ammunition. That Doesn’t Happen.’

March 26, 2020

“Essentially, the answer to your question is ‘no'”. 

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Mario Draghi: This Is A ‘Biblical’ Crisis. It’s ‘War’. Scrap The Rules, Cancel The Debt, Lend To Everyone Right Now.

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“Much higher public debt levels will become a permanent feature and will be accompanied by private debt cancellation.”

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Just ‘Trying To Go Up’.

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“Markets are all over the place at the moment – and currently trying to go up”.

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China’s $941 Billion Wealth Fund Cut Risk Parity Assets In Half Days Before Rout Worsened: Report

March 25, 2020March 26, 2020

Good timing.

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Stephanie Kelton: This Is The Lesson Of The $2 Trillion Virus Stimulus Bill….

March 25, 2020March 26, 2020

“The reality is that there is almost always enough slack in the economy to allow for an expansion of federal spending (or tax cuts) without offsets”.

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