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Saudis Declare OPEC+ ‘Up And Alive’ After Mexican Standoff, But Demand Still ‘Down And Dead’

April 12, 2020April 12, 2020

“We’re more than happy with the deal.”

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‘We Either Produce Food Or Not’, Smithfield CEO Warns, As Virus Closes Sioux Falls Plant

April 12, 2020April 13, 2020

“An alarming statistic.”

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16 Comments on ‘We Either Produce Food Or Not’, Smithfield CEO Warns, As Virus Closes Sioux Falls Plant

Neel Kashkari: Barring ‘Miracle’, America Should Expect 18 Months Of Rolling Shutdowns

April 12, 2020April 13, 2020

“This could be a long, hard road we have ahead of us.”

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Junk Bonds’ Guardian Angel Is Only So Benevolent

April 11, 2020April 11, 2020

Not everyone is a winner.

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Once Red-Hot Private Debt Market Sees 41% Collapse In Fundraising Amid Virus Tumult

April 11, 2020November 22, 2020

Back in January, JPMorgan’s Nikolaos Panigirtzoglou noted that persistent underperformance from hedge funds over long

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2 Comments on Once Red-Hot Private Debt Market Sees 412 Collapse In Fundraising Amid Virus Tumult

Trump’s Latest Mexican Standoff And Big Banks’ Plan To Seize Oil And Gas Fields

April 11, 2020April 11, 2020

“Over the barrel.”

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One-Third Of Global Trade May Be Lost To Coronavirus. In Services, The Damage Could Be Permanent.

April 11, 2020April 13, 2020

“…declines in services trade during the pandemic may be lost forever.”

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8 Comments on One-Third Of Global Trade May Be Lost To Coronavirus. In Services, The Damage Could Be Permanent.

Off-Air.

April 10, 2020April 11, 2020

Amid the worst crisis “since the dawn of the jet age”, America’s airline industry needs a bailout. And we’re going to give them one.

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5 Comments on Off-Air.

‘The Fed Will Likely Monetize The Entire Stimulus Delivered By Congress’ (And Making The Covert, Overt)

April 10, 2020April 10, 2020

“These are administered markets.”

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10 Comments on ‘The Fed Will Likely Monetize The Entire Stimulus Delivered By Congress’ (And Making The Covert, Overt)

Albert Edwards On Bear Market Rallies, Direct Deficit Financing And Yellen’s Stock Trial Balloon

April 10, 2020April 10, 2020

“Maybe direct Fed buying of the S&P might break the link.”

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Airfares See Record Crash, Gasoline Plunges As Coronavirus Deflation Comes Knocking

April 10, 2020April 10, 2020

As you might imagine, there are some fireworks in March’s report.

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China Unleashes 5.15 Trillion Yuan Credit Tsunami As Country Emerges From Lockdown

April 10, 2020April 10, 2020

Give me some credit.

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As Fed’s Balance Sheet Tops $6 Trillion, Foreign Central Banks Sell Another $22 Billion In Treasurys

April 9, 2020

You can draw your own conclusions.

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What A Laffer.

April 9, 2020April 9, 2020

“To make things more fair, he said, government should impose levies on nonprofit educational, arts and other institutions.”

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These Aren’t Loans. They Are Grants. Why Is America Ashamed Of The Paycheck Protection Program?

April 9, 2020April 9, 2020

America is so averse to the idea of “handouts”, that we’re willing to plunge the country’s small business owners into a Kafkaesque nightmare. 

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7 Comments on These Aren’t Loans. They Are Grants. Why Is America Ashamed Of The Paycheck Protection Program?

Fed Takes In Fallen Angels, Will Buy Junk Bonds, High Yield ETFs

April 9, 2020December 31, 2020

Are you concerned about “fallen angel” risk in the credit market? Put differently, are you

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9 Comments on Fed Takes In Fallen Angels, Will Buy Junk Bonds, High Yield ETFs

America’s Jobless Crisis Goes Nuclear. Fed Leaps In With $2.3 Trillion In New Lending

April 9, 2020April 11, 2020

17 million claims in three weeks versus $2.3 trillion in Fed lending.

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Back To The Glass-Half-Full Or -Empty Arguments

April 9, 2020April 9, 2020

There’s plenty to be concerned about. Or excited about, depending…

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47.5% Of America’s Private-Sector Workforce Is At Risk. And The Clock Is Ticking

April 8, 2020April 9, 2020

And then, we spiral.

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There’s Too Much Damn Oil. And Nobody Wants It.

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020

Some worry no cut will be sufficient to balance a market with nonexistent demand.

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Ray Dalio On Why Cash Is Still ‘Trash’, Michael Burry’s Passive ‘Bubble’ Call And What’s Really Important

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020

“I’m glad you asked so that I can clarify.”

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There’s No Going Back To ‘Normal’

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020

There is only the “new normal.”

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A French Kiss In The Fog.

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020

Toss out the old methods and say hello to the largest contraction since World War II.

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Not Even Mass Death Can Forge A Fiscal Union In Europe

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020

Even a pandemic can’t heal old divisions.

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Howard Marks: It’s Time To Play Offense. ‘Waiting For The Bottom Is Folly.’

April 7, 2020April 7, 2020

“…waiting for the bottom can keep investors from making good purchases.”

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The World Desperately Needs More Dollars. And The IMF Knows It.

April 7, 2020April 7, 2020

The swap lines aren’t enough. And neither is the foreign repo facility.

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So You Wanna Be A Grizzly Man?

April 7, 2020

It’s perilous.

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