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‘Some Are Going Bust’: US Services Sector On The Brink

April 3, 2020April 3, 2020

“The coronavirus is affecting every aspect of business.”

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Leisure And Hospitality Industry Wipes Out Nearly 2 Years Of Jobs Gains In Single Month

April 3, 2020April 3, 2020

“…most of the decline came in food services and drinking places”.

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Stunning Jobs Report Shows 701,000 Lost Jobs. And The ‘Horror Show’ Is Yet To Come

April 3, 2020April 3, 2020

If this is just the appetizer, imagine how bad the main course is going to be.

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RSVP Plus One For A Virtual Cartel Meeting. And More Easing Nods From China.

April 3, 2020April 3, 2020

These are your tangential storylines on Friday.

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Fire Sale! Foreign Central Banks Sold Record $109 Billion Of Treasurys Last Month Amid Mad Dollar Dash

April 2, 2020April 2, 2020

In case you were curious…

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Carnivals And Pixie Dust.

April 2, 2020

Go figure.

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The Day After Tomorrow: One Bank Sketches Pandemic ‘Exit Strategy’

April 2, 2020April 2, 2020

It sounds like science fiction – but here we are.

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‘I Never Thought I’d See Such A Thing In My Lifetime’: Jobless Apocalypse Stuns Nation

April 2, 2020April 2, 2020

“Between 16 and 20 million jobs could be lost.”

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Trump Says Mohammed Bin Salman, Putin To Announce Giant Production Cut, Sparking Insane Oil Rally

April 2, 2020April 2, 2020

“I expect and hope that they will be cutting back approximately 10 Million Barrels”.

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Jobless Claims Surge By Astounding 6.65 Million As Worst-Case Is Realized

April 2, 2020April 2, 2020

Unfortunately (and incredibly) America did not avoid the worst-case scenario.

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China To Do What Trump Couldn’t: Go On An Oil Buying Spree

April 2, 2020April 2, 2020

China will take Steve Mnuchin’s advice: “Let’s go out and buy.”

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Fed Effectively Tells Banks To Increase Leverage With Rule Upping Exposure Capacity By $1.6 Trillion

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

“…their exclusion will also not incentivize risk-taking by banking organizations.”

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An Inauspicious Start.

April 1, 2020

“God willing and coronavirus willing”.

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Signs Of The Economic Apocalypse Are Everywhere.

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

For right now anyway, economic activity ain’t possible – to speak colloquially.

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America’s Small Businesses Slash Most Jobs Since 2009 – And That Was Just Through March 12

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

These are just the clouds ahead of the storm.

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ISM ‘Beat’ Is Fake News On Delivery Time Distortion. New Orders Say Plunge Is Matter Of Time.

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

The headline index is being artificially boosted by a surge in the supplier delivery times.

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‘Somber Again’

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

Facts and science can be depressing at times.

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Will A Wave Of Hedge Fund Redemptions Cause A ‘Double Dip’ For Stocks?

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“…during Lehman, unprecedented HF redemptions played a big role in propagating the equity and credit market declines”.

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Jeff Gundlach Held A Webcast About Sinks. He’s Bearish.

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“It contains many layers of meaning”.

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Requiem.

March 31, 2020April 1, 2020

…the next three months are likely to be even more trying.

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Nomura’s McElligott Weighs In On Trump’s $2 Trillion ‘New Deal 2.0’

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“Now of course this is all coming into the expected ‘peak COVID’ shock”…

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Manny Friedman Suspends Redemptions In Credit Fund Citing Frozen, ‘Nonfunctioning’ Markets

March 31, 2020

“Market participants fear extreme and irreversible damage”.

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Fed: Stop Selling Treasurys Into An Illiquid Market

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“This facility should [provide] an alternative temporary source of US dollars other than sales of securities in the open market”.

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Goldman’s New GDP Prediction And QR Virus Codes In Moscow: Welcome To Your Dystopian Future

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“It’s been miserable on so many levels.”

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Like It Never Happened! China’s PMIs Back In Expansion Just One Month Later

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

Corona who?

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‘Where We’re Going, There Are No Roads’: Revolvers, 12-Sigma Plunges And Reluctant Swipers

March 30, 2020March 31, 2020

$162 billion in revolver draws, a warning from Visa and a 12 standard deviation plunge in one bank’s activity gauge.

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‘Sudden Declines’, ‘Gone In A Flash’

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

Can you laugh in the face of danger?

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