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Pots, Pans, Tank Tops, $88 Million In Losses And Negative $100 Oil

April 22, 2020April 22, 2020

“The world of negative prices doesn’t have a floor.”

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‘Lights Out’: Oil And Gas ‘Suddenly Becomes A Hobby’

April 21, 2020April 21, 2020

We’ve entered a not-so-brave new world, that’s for sure. 

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Marko Kolanovic Says S&P Will Be Back To Record Highs By Early Next Year. Here’s Why…

April 21, 2020April 21, 2020

“What is the right multiple given the unprecedented earnings hit, but also unprecedented monetary measures?

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In Surreal Oil Market, Nomura’s McElligott Asks: ‘What Is The Utility Of The Futures Contract Itself?’

April 21, 2020April 21, 2020

When abstraction collides with the tangible…

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Oil-Crazy Retail Investors Maxed Out USO ETF In Likely Wrong-Headed Bet

April 21, 2020April 21, 2020

“Well the first thing you know ol’ Jed’s (not) a millionaire…”

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‘We’re Going To Hear About Crazy Losses’: Epic Oil Wipeout Poised To Ripple

April 21, 2020April 21, 2020

The historic wipeout in oil rolls on – figuratively and literally.

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Ailing Despots, Flailing Authoritarians And Excruciating Exports

April 21, 2020April 21, 2020

“Newsflow has turned unsupportive”.

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‘Devastating’: Oil’s Epic Wipeout Begets A Sad Fatalism

April 20, 2020April 20, 2020

“This is a great time to buy oil”, the president added.

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Oil Falls 300%. Or Something. Is Less Than Worthless Now.

April 20, 2020April 20, 2020

“Incredible”.

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Shake Shack Tycoon Says You Can Have Your $10 Million Back, Since You’re Going To Whine About It

April 20, 2020April 20, 2020

“…we’ve decided to immediately return the entire $10 million PPP loan we received.”

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‘Hockey Stick’ Profit Dreams Were Shattered. Now Who Believes In ‘The Perfect V’?

April 20, 2020April 20, 2020

The “bottom line” – figuratively and literally.

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Oil Is All To Hell And ‘Negative Prices Are Possible’

April 20, 2020April 20, 2020

“Oil price is not like an equity price”.

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China Delivers Largest Cut Yet To De Facto Benchmark, But ‘More Easing Measures Are Needed’

April 19, 2020April 19, 2020

“…clearly more easing measures are needed”.

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There Will Be Scars.

April 19, 2020April 20, 2020

But “there are believers out there.”

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In Bear Market Rally, Some Say They’ve Got It All Figured Out

April 19, 2020April 19, 2020

“Heads I win, tails you lose.”

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Pork Problems And The Great COVID Deflation/Inflation Debate

April 18, 2020

“The American food supply chain had to adapt, and it remains safe, secure, and strong.”

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Deutsche’s Kocic: The Last Two Months Show The Intrinsic Instability Of Our Entire Economic System

April 18, 2020April 18, 2020

“The truth is simple.”

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Write-Offs.

April 17, 2020April 18, 2020

They told us to “look through” it. And so, we did.

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Investors In Risky ‘Pandemic Bonds’ Just Got Wiped Out

April 17, 2020April 17, 2020

You knew the risks, right?

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Fed Cuts Treasury Buying In Half, Money Markets Normalize, And Zoltan Pozsar Asks: Machiavelli Or Bagehot?

April 17, 2020April 17, 2020

“Money is hierarchical…”

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An EM Crisis Is Not ‘Coming’ – It’s Already Here, One Bank Says

April 17, 2020April 17, 2020

“An EM crisis is not an abstract possibility – it is the current reality”.

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There Is No Plan. Big-Cap Tech Is A Bubble. And Nomura’s McElligott On Black Swan ‘Size’ Factor Rout

April 17, 2020April 17, 2020

‘Guidelines’, new bubbles, and potential regime changes out of recessions.

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Silver Linings In Abundance.

April 17, 2020April 17, 2020

“…it doesn’t pay to rail that traders are getting it wrong if you don’t like how things go.”

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China Reports Unprecedented GDP Contraction. And March Activity Data Reveals A Troubling Divergence

April 16, 2020April 17, 2020

It was the first contraction since at least 1992.

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Are Emerging Markets ‘The Next Imminent Disaster’ In Pandemic? Marko Kolanovic Answers

April 16, 2020April 16, 2020

The “next shoe to drop”? Maybe not. And here’s why.

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‘Opening Up America Again’: Here Are Trump’s Multi-Phase State Guidelines For Lifting Virus Lockdown

April 16, 2020April 16, 2020

The plan is loosely named after the president’s campaign slogan.

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A Decade Of Jobs Just Vanished In America’s ‘Induced Coma’. And Steve Mnuchin Has ‘Bridge Liquidity’

April 16, 2020April 16, 2020

“…if the amount of ‘oxygen’ is insufficient, some parts of the economy will suffer irreparable damage.”

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