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TACO Fail

March 27, 2026March 29, 2026

“There’s no clean TACO off-ramp.” That’s what the ER doctor says when you show up

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VaR Is Hell

March 25, 2026March 26, 2026

If I weren’t so committed to editorial integrity, I could’ve penned a terrifying headline for

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Private Credit: Who’s Scared?

March 24, 2026March 25, 2026

The private credit apocalypse is back in the news. I don’t know that it ever

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8 Comments on Private Credit: Who’s Scared?

Where’s The Stock, Pump Price Pain Threshold?

March 22, 2026March 24, 2026

What’s the equity market pain threshold for the Trump administration? Not SPX 6500, apparently, and

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Operation ‘Rage Flip’

March 21, 2026March 23, 2026

It really is difficult to overstate the case when it comes to describing the dramatic

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Weekly: Hawks, Hawks Everywhere

March 20, 2026March 23, 2026

It was rough out there for investors this week. Again. It’s not a coincidence that

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‘Just An Ongoing, Bleeding Risk-Management Flow’

March 20, 2026March 22, 2026

“Are we really tightening policy into a global energy supply shock with an already fragile

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UK Front-End Ablaze As BoE Turns Hawkish

March 19, 2026March 20, 2026

The Bank of England might’ve cut rates today. Then came the war. At the last

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‘Standard Learning’

March 18, 2026March 19, 2026

There were two overarching takeaways from Jerome Powell’s press conference on Wednesday. The first was

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Fed On Hold, Retains 2026 Rate Projection Amid War Angst

March 18, 2026March 19, 2026

As expected, the Fed kept rates on hold Wednesday following what I imagine was a

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Beware The War Melt-Up?

March 17, 2026March 18, 2026

Far be it from me (of all people) to be the optimist in the room

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Iran War Shatters Bullish Wall Street Consensus

March 17, 2026March 18, 2026

The global growth outlook “tanked” and cash allocations “surged” among professional money managers this month

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Your Hedges Are Bleeding

March 16, 2026March 17, 2026

Last week, in “Priced For Chaos When Nothing Ever Happens,” I again called readers’ attention

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If Iran ‘Fun’ Continues, S&P Could Plunge To 5400

March 16, 2026March 17, 2026

Are we having fun yet? At least one person (two if you count Pete Hegseth)

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Something’s Gotta Give This Week

March 15, 2026March 16, 2026

I’m probably on the record enough by now, but just in case: I’m avowedly not

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Battle-Weary Fed Confronts Another Supply Shock

March 15, 2026March 16, 2026

For quite a while after Russia invaded Ukraine, Western central banks included an admonishment to

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Weekly: War Comes To The US Front-End

March 13, 2026March 15, 2026

The war came home for America this week. Not in the form of any actual

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Iran Oil Blowback Has World Over A Barrel

March 13, 2026March 15, 2026

Don’t read The New York Times. That was Donald Trump’s advice to Americans as the

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Stocks In War

March 12, 2026March 13, 2026

In light of Mojtaba Khamenei’s avowed determination to keep the Strait of Hormuz closed in

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Market Derelict On Oil Inflation Risk, Albert Edwards Says

March 12, 2026March 13, 2026

If you ask the sell-side’s most famous bear, the bond market’s insufficiently attentive to inflation

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Two Crazy Charts And A Wildly Bullish Backtest

March 11, 2026March 12, 2026

Wanna see something crazy?! When it’s me asking, you can safely answer in the emphatic

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Will Oracle’s Cloud Growth Stanch The Bleeding?

March 10, 2026March 11, 2026

In the normal course of things, I wouldn’t dedicate special coverage to Oracle’s earnings release.

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Canaries And Eye Candy From Inside The AI Bubble

March 10, 2026March 11, 2026

How crucial are AI investment and AI-enabled cloud services to overall corporate profit growth in

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Remember AI?

March 9, 2026March 10, 2026

Remember AI and all the attendant debates and dramas? There was the capex question and

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Where’s The Iran War Stock Crash?

March 9, 2026March 10, 2026

“Stocks should be down more.” That’s something you might’ve heard in this week’s earliest US

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‘Only Fools’

March 9, 2026March 10, 2026

When things get chaotic — when down is up, white is black and day is

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Traders Get Inflation Double-Header In Fog Of War

March 8, 2026March 10, 2026

It’s inflation week in the US. If you ask me, risks around updates on the

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