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Weekly: Semi-Automatic

April 25, 2026April 27, 2026

The last time the SOX rose 40% in a month, Bill Clinton was president and

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Cash On The Barrel

April 24, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s still early (sort of), but 2026 is shaping up to be a helluva year

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Dollar Doomsday 2026?

April 23, 2026April 24, 2026

The dollar doomsday narrative’s not difficult to write. After years of practice, it’s an exercise

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3 Comments on Dollar Doomsday 2026?

The World’s Always Ending Somewhere

April 23, 2026April 24, 2026

Equities have decided the Strait of Hormuz doesn’t need to be open. Or, more precisely,

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Warsh Makes His Case: ‘I’m Not A Sock Puppet’

April 21, 2026April 22, 2026

Kevin Warsh is no one’s “sock puppet.” That’s according to the man himself, who on

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New Stock Records Are Justified. But Don’t Read The Fine Print

April 20, 2026April 21, 2026

Remember: Geopolitical conflict only matters for equities if investors — as distinct from traders —

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Trading ‘Crazy’

April 18, 2026April 20, 2026

One of — perhaps the highest — hurdle to successfully trading Donald Trump’s policy machinations

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Strait Down, Strait Up

April 17, 2026April 19, 2026

Remember when Iran was going to keep the Strait of Hormuz closed indefinitely? No? Me

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Albert Edwards Is Doubly Bearish

April 16, 2026April 18, 2026

Albert Edwards is bearish. On stocks, of course. But on bonds too. His dour outlook

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Meanwhile, Under The Hood…

April 16, 2026April 18, 2026

Modern market structure isn’t something a lot of investors, or even traders, truly understand, and

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The Buyers Were Higher

April 15, 2026April 16, 2026

Don’t say it wasn’t predictable. Because it damn sure was. No, this isn’t another “I

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Wall Street’s War Windfall

April 15, 2026April 16, 2026

Volatility can be a good thing if you’re in the business of providing liquidity, making

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BofA Says Did Pretty Swell Last Quarter

April 15, 2026April 16, 2026

It was a banner quarter for BofA’s stock traders. Like their counterparts at Goldman, Brian

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Like It Never Happened. (Death And Destruction Aside.)

April 15, 2026April 16, 2026

“I think it’s close to over, yeah.” So said Donald Trump while chatting about the

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Iran War Blows Up Professional Investor Sentiment

April 14, 2026April 15, 2026

Donald Trump’s war with Iran triggered a surge in a survey measure of  professional investors’

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JPMorgan Beats. Dimon Flags Risks, Says He’ll Manage Them

April 14, 2026April 15, 2026

JPMorgan beat estimates on more or less every key line in Q1 results released Tuesday.

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Bonds Are In 2026 What Stocks Were In 2008

April 13, 2026April 14, 2026

Who wants bonds? Still nobody. They don’t work in the “new” old normal. War, macro

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Stocks Are The ‘Vigilantes’ Now

April 13, 2026April 14, 2026

It used to be the bond market that bullied politicians and policymakers into pivots. Now,

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Weekly: All Eyes On Islamabad

April 10, 2026April 12, 2026

Generally speaking, it’s not a good bet that benchmark US equities will fall six weeks

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Mechanical Stock-Buying In Play On ‘Face-Ripper’ Rally

April 8, 2026April 9, 2026

By now, all regular readers should be able to write their own script re: mechanical

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V-Day (Everybody’s A Winner!)

April 8, 2026April 9, 2026

Risk sentiment was predictably buoyant Wednesday, as markets around the world cheered a two-week ceasefire

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Weekly: Back To Normal

April 4, 2026April 6, 2026

I realize many (most?) readers don’t like this framing, and in a lot of important

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Peace Dividend

March 31, 2026April 1, 2026

Did you listen to Bill Ackman? Did you “ignore the bears” on the way to

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Bad News Bears

March 30, 2026March 31, 2026

As a reformed macro-market propagandist, I’m a recognized authority on negative economic news. I’ve been

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Bill Vs. Bagher

March 30, 2026March 31, 2026

Heads-up: Pre-market so-called “news” or “Truth” is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it’s

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50%

March 30, 2026March 31, 2026

If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing big. That’s Donald Trump’s mantra, and we’ve seen

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Restless Wall Street Out Of Patience With Iran War

March 28, 2026March 30, 2026

At the index level, the five-week selloff in US equities is the furthest thing from

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