In good hands.
Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).
It was only fitting that the quarter should close in dramatic fashion for U.S. equities.
“In the last week of January, as equities went on yet another run, a client who had been waiting to buy the dip called us with an exasperated query.”
…so buy that dip!
Ok, let’s just step back for a second and take stock of everything that’s happened in the past 72 hours.
Well needless to say, this was not a particularly inspiring week.
So in the meantime…
“When I’ve raised hell you’ll know it.”
Ok, so do you want to see something funny?
“…we can kill it.”
It’s deeper than residential washing machines, folks.
Grab a pitchfork.