Truly Fine Gentlemen.

In good hands.


‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview

Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).

Quarter Back.

It was only fitting that the quarter should close in dramatic fashion for U.S. equities.

‘In Late January A Client Called Us With An Exasperated Query’: Why Barclays Sees A ‘Bumpy Road Ahead’

“In the last week of January, as equities went on yet another run, a client who had been waiting to buy the dip called us with an exasperated query.”


…so buy that dip!

(Trade) War And Peace.

Ok, let’s just step back for a second and take stock of everything that’s happened in the past 72 hours.

Have Genius, Will Travel.

Well needless to say, this was not a particularly inspiring week.

While You’re Waiting, Can I Interest You In Some Stocks?

So in the meantime…

‘I Suppose You Think You Raised Hell’

“When I’ve raised hell you’ll know it.”

50 Yards…

“Wow, dad.”

This Has Only Happened 3 Times Since 2012 (Banana Republic Edition)

Ok, so do you want to see something funny?

If It Bleeds.

“…we can kill it.”

‘It’s Incredible’ – I Think.

Monday, Monday.

This Shit Is Deeper Than Washing Machines: Markets Aren’t Ready For Trump’s ‘Hot’ Trade War

It’s deeper than residential washing machines, folks.

Storm The Castle.

Grab a pitchfork.