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Category: Brett Kavanaugh

In Draconian Decree, Trump Sets Asylum Bar At ‘Reasonable Fear Of Torture’ For Immigrants Who Cross Border Illegally

November 8, 2018October 22, 2021

Define: cruel.

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Brett Kavanaugh Confirmed To Supreme Court Amid Protests, National Outcry

October 6, 2018October 19, 2021

“I want to thank the mob.”

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Susan Collins Saves Kavanaugh Nomination, But At What Cost?

October 5, 2018October 7, 2018

The fact that Kavanaugh’s fate was ultimately decided by a woman would have been poetic justice. But…

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Republicans Lose Murkowski During Kavanaugh Cloture Vote, All Eyes On Collins Announcement

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018

Down to the wire.

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Trump Says George Soros Is Funding ‘Elevator Screamers’

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018

“#Troublemakers”

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‘I Said Things I Shouldn’t Have Said’: Brett Kavanaugh Wants You To Know You Can Trust Him Now

October 4, 2018October 19, 2021

“I hope everyone can understand that I was there as a son, husband and dad.”

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‘It Will Not Be Made Public’: Kavanaugh FBI Report To Be Kept Secret (Or Not)

October 3, 2018October 19, 2021

But don’t worry, it will leak.

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Trump Does A Great Blasey Ford Impression – Maybe Because He’s Seen A Lot Of Sexual Assault Victims Up Close

October 3, 2018

“I had one beer”…

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Dennis Ketterer, 350lb Weatherman, Says Kavanaugh Accuser Swetnick Tried To Talk Him Into Group Sex

October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

“From the Twilight Zone.”

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‘Brett’s Guy’: Text Messages, Wedding Photo Cast Doubt On Kavanaugh Account Of Ramirez Allegations

October 2, 2018October 3, 2018

In one text, Yarasavage said she was in touch with “Brett’s guy,” and also with “Brett,” himself.

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Kavanaugh And NBA’s Dudley Started Bloody Bar Fight Over Case Of Mistaken Reggae Identity: NYT

October 1, 2018October 2, 2018

“There was blood, there was glass, there was beer and there was some shouting.”

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‘My Subconscious (Outtakes)’: Kavanaugh Friend Mark Judge Has Bizarre Video Archive

October 1, 2018October 19, 2021

Lordy, there are tapes…

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Trump Loses It At NAFTA Presser, Says Kavanaugh Likes Beer, Claims Unnamed Democrat Has A Drinking Problem

October 1, 2018

Not helpful.

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In Dramatic Last Minute Turn, Jeff Flake Calls For Kavanaugh Delay, FBI Probe

September 28, 2018September 30, 2018

“I will move it out of committee, but”…

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‘Boof’ Isn’t Flatulence And ‘Devil’s Triangle’ Is Not A Game’: Whitehouse On Kavanaugh Yearbook

September 28, 2018September 28, 2018

Any questions?

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In Criminally Insane Move, GOP Rebukes American Bar Association’s Call For Kavanaugh FBI Probe

September 28, 2018September 29, 2018

“Damn the torpedoes!”

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Brett Kavanaugh Is Proudly Brought To You By Beer, Official Beverage Of SCOTUS Nominees

September 27, 2018October 17, 2021

“I like beer”.

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Someone Called Julie Swetnick Says Brett Kavanaugh ‘Spiked The Punch’, Was Present For ‘Gang Rapes’

September 26, 2018October 17, 2021

“I became a victim of one of these ‘trains'”.

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Dear Brett Kavanaugh: Do You Remember Deborah Ramirez?

September 23, 2018October 17, 2021

“I remember a penis being in front of my face.”

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Will Somebody Please Tell Trump That Attacking Sexual Assault Survivors On Twitter Is A Bad Idea? Thanks.

September 21, 2018September 21, 2018

The biggest question mark going into next week may not even be whether and when Ford testifies and under what conditions…

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On Dianne Feinstein’s Handling Of Kavanaugh Nomination: Don’t Hate The Player, Hate The Game

September 19, 2018September 20, 2018

Duly noted, Bob, but at this juncture, the GOP is damned if they do and damned if they don’t.

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‘What Happens At Georgetown Prep’: Kavanaugh Nomination Now Complete Train Wreck As Ford Demands FBI Probe

September 18, 2018October 17, 2021

What happens at Georgetown Prep, doesn’t stay at Georgetown Prep…

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Right To Choose: Republicans Need To Abort Brett Kavanaugh Nomination

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

This isn’t going to end well – for anybody.

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Brett Kavanaugh’s Position On Roe V. Wade Is Just As Indefensible As Modern Conservatism Itself

September 6, 2018October 17, 2021

“Religious personality cult” isn’t a political platform. 

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