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“Equities Blinked”: One Bank Warns “We’ll See More Days Like This”

March 21, 2017

“It is not yet clear whether this warrants a tactically more defensive stance on credit. But volatility should be higher and we should see more days like this.”

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Low “Bar”: Gorsuch Admits Trump’s Attacks On Judges Are Probably Bad

March 21, 2017

“Anyone is anyone”…

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Full Retard: Drexel Hamilton Says Buy Snapchat For 50% Upside

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

Snap is a “platform for the imagination”!

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R.I.P. Trump Trade: You Really Only Need Two Charts

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

“Bigly.”

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“This Is No Different” From 1987: Is Marko Kolanovic Right?

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

“When an institution allocates to a momentum strategy in the hope of cushioning itself from stock market downdraughts it is really commissioning someone to sell stocks on its behalf into a falling market.”

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White House On Stocks: Then Versus Now

March 21, 2017

Then versus now…

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“This Is Not A Tail Event”: A Subtle Reminder About Stock Market Mayhem

March 21, 2017

It happens more often than you think…

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Investors Proper “FRAC”ed As “PUMP” Dumps

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

Let me tell you something you might not have known. Now is the time to

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“Another Plank” Supporting The Dollar Has Been Removed

March 21, 2017

With the broad dollar sinking… …and the euro hitting six week highs (well on its

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Meanwhile, “Lunatic Le Pen Odds” Fall Sharply

March 21, 2017

Meanwhile…

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The Chinese Capital Flight Doom Loop & Why A One-Off Depreciation Could Cause A Crisis

March 21, 2017

” We take the contrary position and believe that a big devaluation might turn out instead be the final straw on the camel’s back of China’s credit bubble, leading to an even greater crisis.”

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Here’s How To Return 51% Trading USDJPY

March 21, 2017

“The 50-day moving average (DMA) for USD/JPY is set to cross below the 100-DMA of the currency pair, and while I normally dismiss moving averages as a technical signal, this time is different.”

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Behold! The Shale Oil “Deflationary Cycle” Flow Chart

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

We’ve written exhaustively about the deflationary dynamic that grips crude markets. Indeed, what you’re seeing

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SocGen Joins The Party, Raises Stock Portfolio Allocation On “Equity Tailwinds”

March 21, 2017

“Although certainly not cheap, US equities maintain a backing from new US economic policy, given the agenda to boost growth (corporate tax cuts, infrastructure spending, tax rebates for offshore cash repatriation) and scale back of regulations in key sectors.”

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Here Are The “4 Political Risks” Goldman Is Watching

March 21, 2017

From the beginning, the Heisenberg raison d’être (if you will) has always revolved around the extent

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Trader Exclaims: “They Are Making This Up As They Go Along!”

March 21, 2017

“There’s comfort to lazing in the dark, as long as you can ignore the thought of what a sudden bright light might show is making those scratching noises.”

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Euro Jumps To 6-Week High After Lunatic Loses Key Debate

March 21, 2017

We start Tuesday in Europe in the aftermath of the closely watched presidential debate at

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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“Where The Wild Flows Are”: Equity Funds See Largest Inflow In 13 Weeks Before Fed

March 20, 2017March 20, 2017

There’s been no shortage of discussion this year about flows into US equities. Over the past

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Deutsche Bank Clients: If Le Pen Wins French Election, European Stocks Will Plunge

March 20, 2017March 20, 2017

There are very few ‘Very Positive’ views for any outcome.

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As Treasury Yields Fall, Ask Yourself: How Long Are They Going To Let This Go On?

March 20, 2017March 20, 2017

This seems like a good time to remind you that not everyone is buying the

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What Goes Around Comes Around: Trump Golf Edition

March 20, 2017March 20, 2017

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: poor Sean Spicer. Let me just

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Guess What? The Liberal “Experiment” Works

March 20, 2017March 20, 2017

One of the most incredible things about Donald Trump’s unlikely ascension to the US Presidency

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Is “Tantrum” Risk Rising Behind The Scenes?

March 20, 2017

So this is something that’s worth watching… We’ve said time and again that investors would

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As Oil Pumps & Dumps, Goldman Really Wishes You Would Stop Focusing On Fundamentals

March 20, 2017

Following crude’s epic collapse two weeks ago, I noted that Goldman was quick to suggest HY

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More Monday Humor: “Really, Really Tired Of Winning”

March 20, 2017

“No sir, we don’t like him.”

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Heisenberg Crude Challenge: Why Are These Charts Absurd?

March 20, 2017

Ok, so we’re a broken record on HY and especially HY energy. And, you’ll recall,

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