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This Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen

May 9, 2017

So last week, I put you on “contagion alert” amid the chaos in commodities. I’m not

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Trader: “The World’s A Scary Place,” But That’s Always Been The Case

May 9, 2017

“To be fair, we still have loads of quantitative easing going on and the world remains a scary place. But it’s always been a scary place. We just have selective, as well as short, memories. And if black swans remain your major investing concern, then economic numbers are of very little import.”

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Goldman Is Rapidly Losing Patience With You On This Whole Commodities Thing

May 9, 2017May 9, 2017

“You keep tryin’ to distract people”…

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Mario Who?! Presenting A “QE-esque” “Grab-a-thon”

May 9, 2017May 9, 2017

“And yet – in relative terms – these credit market moves are stunning…in fact, QEesque in places.”

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It’s Too Quiet: Except For China. And South Korea. And Collapsing Metals.

May 9, 2017May 9, 2017

It’s Tuesday, and they’re voting in South Korea. There’s an annoying power vacuum over there

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Goldman Explains Why The Whole World Is So Goddamn Happy

May 9, 2017

Because if you’re looking at geopolitical stability, there’s not a whole lot to get excited about. Well actually, that’s not true. There is a whole lot to get excited about. Where “excited” means “fucking terrified.”

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One Trader Tells Us “A Tale Of 2 Tapers”

May 9, 2017

“For as long as the U.S.’s debt profile continues to deteriorate, it’ll be a difficult environment for the major buyer of that debt, the Fed, to step back. Especially if the related signal also lowers the demand from foreign governments.”

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

May 9, 2017May 9, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Marty Lost His Ass In AT&T Shares – So Steve Bannon Had To “Save” America

May 8, 2017May 8, 2017

The worst story ever told.

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“Max Long Liquidity,” A “Bonanza,” & The Coolest Thing You’ll Read On Monday

May 8, 2017May 8, 2017

“Liquidity and tight bid/offers in the CDS index market has been pivotal for a number of investors to use the CDS product as a risk allocation tool, rather than a hedging tool that has been traditionally used.”

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Video: Marine Le Pen Does The “Nazi Shuffle” In “Bizarre” Dance Spectacle

May 8, 2017

At first I thought it was just me…

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“Reply Hazy. Try Again Later.”

May 8, 2017

See, here’s the thing: Citi values your opinion. Wait. Actually, they don’t. Unless you’re a

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Guest Post: Serving Up A Gift

May 8, 2017

“University professors should take this past week’s trading and immortalize it in their lesson plans”…

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Photo Of The Year

May 8, 2017

This is 16-year-old Lucie Myslikova…

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“It’s All Dumb Money Now”

May 8, 2017

“Here’s how that worked out.”

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“Traders Are Dumping Their Holdings – The Pressure Is Too Great”

May 8, 2017May 8, 2017

So this is probably a good time to remind you that the rout in iron

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Trader Warns: “The Post-Election Implied Volatility Selling Is A Mistake”

May 8, 2017

“Well today’s get rich quick scheme didn’t work out so great”…

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One Bank Goes Deep, Finds “The Major Performance Differentiator” For Stocks

May 8, 2017May 8, 2017

Who cares about corporate leverage? Well shit, if you look at high yield spreads as

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DB Didn’t Want To Have To Do This, But “Every Day” It’s Something New In China

May 8, 2017

“This is far from over in our view. Every day we see headlines on new regulations trying to control leverage in different parts of the system.”

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“Nazi-Be-Gone” Rally Fizzles As Female Hitler Loss Seen Largely Priced In

May 8, 2017

Ok, so it’s Monday and France didn’t elect a fascist. So we’ve got that going for

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“Big Trouble In Little China” As Yields Hit 22-Month High

May 8, 2017May 8, 2017

So, we’ve talked plenty of late about “big trouble in little China.” (Very) long story,

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One Bank Weighs In On The Euro’s “Sell The News” Moment

May 8, 2017May 8, 2017

“The Euro went up a bit, down a bit and ended pretty much where it was last week. It faces two short-term challenges”…

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Reflation Is Dead, Long Live Reflation

May 8, 2017

“Just don’t call it the reflation trade or your portfolio allocation may be misaligned to reality.”

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Key Calls (Monday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

May 8, 2017May 8, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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“We’re Still Not As Dumb As Americans!” Sunday Night Satire

May 7, 2017

“We are smarter than the Americans, true, but they have set the bar very low, no?”

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Macron Elected President Of France In Landslide

May 7, 2017May 7, 2017

Like father, like daughter. Crushed.

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DB Explains Why Le Pen’s Performance Was “Less Impressive Than The Numbers Suggest”

May 7, 2017May 7, 2017

“The National Front rise is less impressive than these figures suggest.”

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