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Larry Summers: The Fed’s Good Luck Is Likely To Run Out

August 13, 2017

“I suspect the Fed’s job will be much more difficult over the next few years. Economics, finance and politics will all throw up new challenges that will probably demand creative and unorthodox responses.”

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Beeeeeep. I’m Not Sure This Is A Great Idea…

August 13, 2017

The rather glaring question is what the hell happens in the event exogenous shocks conspire to upset the apple cart?

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Trump To Fire Steve Bannon Barring ‘A Miracle’: Gasparino

August 13, 2017

And oh the irony. Steve will now be the sacrificial lamb that allows Trump to avoid criticizing the very people Bannon represents.

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Testing The Sacred Cow

August 13, 2017

“This time is different” is famously one of the most expensive phrases in finance, but perhaps this time really is different.”

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The Arborist

August 13, 2017

“Left to its own devices your portfolio will grow wildly — not to structural ruin, but to structural inefficiency.”

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Is This The Photo That Will Define The Trump Era?

August 13, 2017

“The picture is a visual expression of simply how strange America feels right now.”

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Video: Charlottesville Mayor Says Trump Responsible For Deadly Nazi Rally

August 13, 2017August 13, 2017

“Look at the campaign he ran.”

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The Trump Trade Is Dead – But Long Live War

August 13, 2017

So you know, he’s got that going for him…

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Ivanka Trump Thinks Maybe Murderous Nazi Rallies Are Bad After All

August 13, 2017

Listen, here’s the thing: Donald Trump is going down with the white supremacist ship and

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Asleep At The Wheel: U.S. Shorts Miss Big Trouble In Little China

August 13, 2017

“But the fun may not be over yet”…

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There Was A Nazi Rally In Charlottesville. Today. In America. In 2017.

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

Complete with torches, swastikas, KKK members, and of course, Trump supporters.

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Compare And Contrast: Charlottesville Response Edition

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

For the umpteenth time on Saturday, we ask: “any questions, America?”

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A Stunned CNN Reacts To Trump’s Bizarre Charlottesville Statement

August 12, 2017

“It’s hard to imagine a less presidential statement in a time in which the country looks to its elected leader to stand up against intolerance and hatred.”

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Remember The ‘FAANG’ ETF? Yeah, Well…

August 12, 2017August 13, 2017

Remember: you can always short it…

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Video: This Is The Moment When Trump Refused To Denounce White Nationalism

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

Never has a President said so much by saying nothing.

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This Has Never Happened Before – S&P Earnings Beat Edition

August 12, 2017

Want (another) reason to think this rally is out of gas?

Here’s one.

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Trump Calls Guam, Congratulates Them On Expected ‘Tenfold’ Increase In Nuclear Tourism

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

“All over the world they’re talking about Guam”…

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Henry Kissinger Imagines A Solution To North Korea

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

“Heretofore, the administration has urged China to press North Korea as a kind of subcontractor to achieve American objectives.”

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By This Measure, Thursday Was A ‘Black Monday’

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

But you know what they say: “it’s probably nothing.”

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Trump Plots Venezuela Invasion, Trade War With China To Be Announced Monday

August 12, 2017

TRUMP THREAT MOST SERIOUS EVER AGAINST VENEZUELA: INFO MINISTER

TRUMP TELLS CALVO THAT “1000 PERCENT” BEHIND GUAM: CALVO

TRUMP IS SAID TO CALL FOR CHINA TRADE CRACKDOWN MONDAY

TRUMP’S LAWYERS SAY HE’S LEGALLY FREE TO BLOCK TWITTER USERS

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War And Peace Was About Trump – ‘Eerie, Right?’

August 11, 2017

“Eerie, right? The dazzling and self-confident limitation of the man.”

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Is This The Market’s New ‘Fear Gauge’?

August 11, 2017August 11, 2017

Who’s afraid of the yuan-won?

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Krugman: Republicans Are A ‘Horde Of Zombies’ Whose Brains Have Been Eaten

August 11, 2017August 11, 2017

“So where did this zombie horde come from? Who ate Republicans’ brains?”

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Ezekiel 25:17

August 11, 2017August 11, 2017

“And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!”

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Poof! The ‘Macron Bump’ Is Gone And As For Barron’s…

August 11, 2017

 “Nailed it”….

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Fasten Your Seat Belts: ‘A Melting Pot’ Of Risks

August 11, 2017

“Global political developments have kept us on our toes and will continue to do so through the fall and into next year. Investors should brace for a bumpy ride.”

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Trader Reminds You: ‘Volatility Is Not A Synonym For Risk’

August 11, 2017

“On the other hand, you could argue that, the seriousness of the geopolitical situation aside, it’s not the worst thing in the world. Relearning how to deal with potentially uncertain outcomes is an important step in repairing how capital markets function.”

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