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Comedy Hour Is Brought To You By: The BoJ

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017

Now if you didn’t know any better, you’d be inclined to think that any dissent as it relates to the BoJ’s lunatic policies would have to be centered around an objection to the inherent recklessness of it all. But that’s if you didn’t know any better…

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Goldman Answers All Of Your Questions About The September Fed Meeting

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017

Q: Will the FOMC hike the funds rate in December?
A: Yes, probably.

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S&P Cuts China Just Ahead Of Party Congress

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017

Well, the timing leaves something to be desired. 

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Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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I’m Out Of Bullets, How About You?

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

Can I borrow your double-edged sword?

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‘Axis Of Evil On Steroids’ – Trump’s U.N. Speech

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

“…he severely undercut the prospects for a diplomatic solution to the crisis, making war that much more likely.”

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La, La, La.

September 20, 2017

Finally, in case you haven’t had enough of “connecting the dots” today, here’s another exercise for you…

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Mueller Asks White House To Produce Documents On Trump’s Actions As President: NYT

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

In case it wasn’t clear to you that the walls are closing in on this administration, The New York Times is out reporting that Robert Mueller has now asked the White House to produce documents related to the actions Trump has taken as President.

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Fed Decision: Highlights, Redline, Dots, Projections, Analysis

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

“Connect the dots”…

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How Charlottesville Opens (Another) Door For Russia

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

“…throughout Europe an expanding and persistent link exists between extreme right-wing hate groups and Russia.”

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‘Quite Long.’ And Quite Optimistic Too.

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

So enjoy reveling in our confirmation bias and don’t forget to laugh at the characterization of inverse VIX ETPs as sources of “stable” carry…

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Dollar On The Move, EM Under Pressure As Fed Holds Firm On Trajectory

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

Dollar bears on the back foot all of the sudden…

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Dollar, Yields Rise While Stocks, Gold Dip On ‘Hawkish’ Fed

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

The Fed still sees another hike in 2017, perhaps proving that they are in fact leaning in the direction of looking through subdued inflation in the interest of safeguarding financial stability. 

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This Hasn’t Happened Since Brexit

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

Sustainable? Probably not.

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‘Truman Would Have Been Appalled.’

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

“Just as Trump has never done anything in his life that did not benefit him personally, so he cannot imagine any nation acting for the general good.”

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Two Hundred And Seventeen Years.

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

Wouldn’t it be super-fun if someone looked at bonds and equities from 15 DM countries going back 217 years and then made an equally weighted index to find out how expensive things really are versus history? 

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‘Run, Forrest. Run.’

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

“… the bears could catch up into year-end.”

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Okay, Bitcoin Fans – Riddle Me This…

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

“It’s also important to emphasize that, like any bubble based on the Greater Fool Theory, there’s no logical limit to how far it can rise, so fighting the bubble could be just as foolhardy as investing in it.”

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Close Encounters.

September 19, 2017September 20, 2017

“So although populism has proved unpredictable in recent years, the rise surely increases the risks to the current world order and could set off a financial crisis at some point soon.”

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Fall Guy

September 19, 2017

“The de-dollarization of the financial system will not be an overnight event.”

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‘He Sounded Like A Mob Boss’: The Reviews Are In On Trump’s U.N. Debut

September 19, 2017September 20, 2017

“Beyond pragmatism, the speech will likely be remembered as one in which the president of the United States sounded more like a mob boss than a statesman—think Robert DeNiro as Al Capone in “The Untouchables” minus the baseball bat.”

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Apocalypse Now (Again).

September 19, 2017

Well for those who had their doom bunkers all prepped and ready, there’s “good” news on Tuesday – the apocalypse is back on.

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In Times Of Crisis…

September 19, 2017September 20, 2017

“It would take a huge leap of faith to say that crises won’t continue to be a regular feature of the current financial system.”

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Hey! What’s With All This Hedging?

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017

The takeaway: if you’re long and unhedged, one of two things must be true. Either you know something everyone else doesn’t or the other way around. 

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‘We Fear Gold, Bonds, And Stock Prices May All Suffer A Sudden Drop’

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017

“With the Fed’s balance sheet poised to contract and financial conditions set to tighten either steadily or abruptly, we fear gold, fixed income, and equity asset prices may suffer a sudden drop.”

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Turns Out ‘BLT Steak’ Not Best Place To Discuss High Treason

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017

“He probably doubted that he would have to remind the lawyers for the president to refrain from discussing the most sensitive legal affairs of Mr. Trump over a sidewalk lunch at a local restaurant, and within earshot and snapshot of an audience that included New York Times reporters.”

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