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‘I Wasn’t The Only One In The Car’: Trump’s Bluff Immediately Called By Frederica Wilson

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

“I didn’t say that at all.”

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‘6 Mexicans Landed Smack In The Middle Of It’: Stories From The Site Of Trump’s Wall Prototypes

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

On the second day of prototype construction, a worker for one of the companies involved fell backward into what CBP spokesman Ralph DeSio described as a “40-foot-deep hole.

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Nobody Worry, Because The Dallas Fed Has Its Eye On ‘These So-Called Risk Parity Funds’

October 18, 2017

“And I’ve learned when they do build, they can build very quickly, so we have to be very vigilant about this.”

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Mnuchin Weaponizes The Stock Market: Pass Trump’s Tax Plan Or The Market Crashes

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

“But there’s no question in my mind that if we don’t get it done you’re going to see a reversal of a significant amount of these gains.”

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Frowny Emoji: Bitcoin Falls Most In A Month On CFTC ICO Jitters

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

Well, Bitcoin is now down something like 9% from highs hit just a few days ago, underscoring just how volatile things are in the land of make-believe space tokens.

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‘He Knew What He Signed Up For’: Trump Allegedly Insults Widow Of Slain African American Solider

October 18, 2017

It looks like Trump is going to end up in a “he said/she said” with, at “best”, Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson, and at worst, with a dead soldier’s widow.

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Trump Wakes Up, Blasts Comey, Asks Where Sessions Is, Says NFL Hates America, Swears He Didn’t Insult A Dead Soldier’s Widow

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

Donald Trump was up before dawn on Wednesday and he was playing the hits loud and proud.

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‘It’s Too Quiet’: Markets Calm After Xi Lays Out China’s Friendly World Domination Plans

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

“…as for this morning’ ‘it’s quiet, too quiet’ is the only quote that comes to mind.”

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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‘Downtown Josh Brown’ As A Brand

October 17, 2017October 18, 2017

But here’s the key: While Josh Brown can make mistakes, “Downtown Josh Brown” cannot. Or at least the margin for error is much thinner.

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Trump: ‘Only Place Worse’ Than ‘Dying Magazines’ Is NBC. And CBS. And ABC. And CNN.

October 17, 2017

The best part, though…

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‘It Has Been Too Long’: Junk Heaven

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

“It has been too long. Way too long by the standards of its predecessors, and yet this credit cycle still shows few signs of an impending turn.”

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Shrieking Puppets.

October 17, 2017

We have to win more.

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Lamar Alexander And Patty Murray Decided To Rescue Country From Health Care Nightmare

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

But whatever the case, his “shock and awe” subsidies decision ultimately led Sen. Lamar Alexander and Sen. Patty Murray to reach a short-term deal to keep the entire healthcare system from falling apart.

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Trader: I Never Saw The ‘Just Get Me In’ Panic Again. Until Now…

October 17, 2017

“Owning an asset regardless of price is what created the dotcom bubble. It didn’t work then, and it won’t work now.”

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Trump Digs Up John Kelly’s Dead Son In Defense Of Outrageous Obama Claim

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

If this isn’t enough to make Kelly question whether he needs to resign, then we don’t know what is.

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McCain Responds To Trump’s ‘Fight’ Threat: ‘I’ve Faced Far Greater Challenges Than That’

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

That may well be the understatement of the year.

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Marc Faber Is ‘Not A Racist’ – But Thank God ‘The Blacks’ Don’t Run America

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

“But let us not digress”…

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Klay Thompson Goes Long Nasdaq

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

“… and guess what the most crowded trade is?”

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This Index Just Hit Its Highest Level On Record

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

“I flipped on my computer and I was hit with a barrage of price alerts telling me some security was setting a record.”

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Krugman Is Mad: ‘This Is The Most Dishonest Political Selling Job In History’

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

“But how can an administration that pretends to be populist, to stand up for ordinary (white) working people, sell such elitist policies?”

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Goldman Asks: ‘Is Bitcoin The New Gold?’

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

“An understanding of the physical nature of Bitcoin allows us to revisit our previous analysis of the physical characteristics of precious metals, comparing and contrasting them with cryptocurrencies.”

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Some Guy Named Adam Ludwin Wrote A Letter To Jamie Dimon…

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

“Dear Jamie. Last week you said a few things about Bitcoin” …

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These Are The ‘Critical Geopolitical Threats To The Equity Bull Market’

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

Yes, “a central feature” of the prevailing order (or maybe “disorder” is better) is chaotic uncertainty – and a “central feature” of markets is suppressed vol.

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Tailoring Taylor.

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

“The lesson is clear however”…

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Trump Under Fire After Saying Former Presidents Didn’t Call Families Of Dead Soldiers

October 16, 2017October 16, 2017

“…the traditional way — if you look at President Obama and other Presidents, most of them didn’t make calls, a lot of them didn’t make calls.”

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