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‘Today Is A Historic Day’: Nikkei Surges, Breaks All-Time Record For Consecutive Gains

October 23, 2017

“Fear of heights”?

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Key Calls (Monday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Frederica Wilson: ‘I Remain Livid That Trump Dismissed This Local Hero’s Sacrifice’

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

“The president can refute my account, but family members who were in the car support it.”

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Super Mario: Full Week Ahead Preview

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

As usual, the docket is full and the risks are multiplying.

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Yen Falls After Japanese Election As Nikkei Eyes Record Winning Streak

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

Now we’ll see if this is enough to propel the Nikkei to a 15th consecutive winning session.

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Jimmy Carter: No Evidence Russia Changed The Election, We Voted For Bernie

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

“I don’t think there’s any evidence that what the Russians did changed enough votes, or any votes.”

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Alex Jones Is Not A Fan Of ‘Drag Queen Story Hour’

October 22, 2017

“Demons.”

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What’s In A Label?

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

Ultimately, we might all be better off if we restored some of the specificity to these labels.

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Bloomberg Pleads With Trump: ‘Give Yellen Another Term’

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

“Investors will ask how this disagreement will be resolved — and how abruptly, if at all, might policy change as a result.”

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Trump Wakes Up With ‘Wacky Wilson’ On The Brain, Says Media Conspiracy ‘Finally Sinking Through’

October 22, 2017

Donald Trump decided to sleep in on Sunday morning and take a break from the kind of egregious social media tirades that have plagued his presidency and undercut his agenda since the inauguration.

I’m just kidding.

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Japan’s Abe Wins ‘Bigly’, Consolidates Power In Election Victory

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

Constitutional changes, here we come…

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Criminalization Of The Globe And Globalization Of Crime

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017

“As a form of collateral/insurance creditors have been or will be granted access to domestic policy and guaranteed influence over decision making institutions in general. In this way, global oligarchy becomes a stake holder in the US government. This is where things become complicated further and problems deeper.”

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Trump Lists ‘2nd Amendment’ As An Accomplishment, Says No One Is Talking About Weekly Jobless Claims

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017

Donald Trump has spent even more time than usual tweeting on Saturday.

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One ‘Ominous’ Sign For The Vol. Sellers: Fatter Tails

October 21, 2017

“Vol shorts will get their comeuppance, even if it’s later rather than sooner.”

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Spain’s Rajoy To Remove Treasonous Bastards, But Urges Catalonia To Think Of It Less Like A Suspension Of Autonomy And More Like ‘An Opportunity’

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017

“People are removed who put the government outside the law, outside the constitution and outside statutes.”

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Steve Bannon Imagines A Future Where He’ll Rule For ’50 To 75 Years’ (Give Or Take)

October 21, 2017

“If you have the wisdom, the strength, the tenacity, to hold [the coalition that elected Trump] together, we will govern for 50 to 75 years.”

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Goebbels Is Calling And He Wants To Talk About Record High Stock Prices…

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017

Don’t let this be lost on you…

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‘Seriously, You’re Going THERE?’: One Woman Weighs In On John Kelly’s ‘Sacred’ Remarks

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017

“My first reaction, and I doubt I was alone here, was along the lines of: Seriously, you’re going THERE?”

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Trump Wakes Up, Says He’ll Open Secret JFK Assassination Files, Taunts ‘Wacky Wilson’

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017

“I will be allowing, as President”…

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Trump To Maria Bartiromo: ‘The Fed Is Important Psychotically’, ‘A Lot Of People Take It Out’

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

People have no — most people have no idea how important that position is.  That position is actually — more — a lot of people get rid of the Fed.”

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Started Talking About Generals And Then It All Went Wrong…

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

“Sarah, have you even seen the speech?”

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Goldman’s Clients Just Want To Know One Thing: ‘When Will The Rally End?’

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

The most common question from clients is, “When will the rally end?”

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As It Turns Out, Some Democrats Are Idiots Too: ‘John James’ Edition

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

“That tweet didn’t age well, did it?”

Actually, yes. It did.

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Sonny Black.

October 20, 2017October 15, 2021

Fuhgeddaboudit.

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Bitcoin At $6,000: Who’s Going To Be Left Holding ‘Their Own’ John McAfee?

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

Don’t be a fool.

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81-Year-Old Seltzer Baron Goes Nuts On Shorts In Star-Spangled FIZZ Press Release

October 20, 2017

FIZZ revenues have grown 60% over the last ten years,” Caporella declared, “ALL ORGANIC GROWTH – NO ACQUISITIONS! Organic growth has now ACCELERATED! ….First quarter 2018 – BEST EVER! Second quarter growth – STEADFAST!

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‘These Folks Are Serious!’ Analysts Imagine A Future Where Tax Reform Is A Real Thing

October 20, 2017

It’s an all-hands-on-deck blitz(krieg) by the GOP to rally public support for a tax plan

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