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Head Over Heels For Bitcoin

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

“When given a choice between $1,000 worth of Bitcoin and $1,000 worth of a traditional financial asset, 27 percent of millennials chose Bitcoin over an equivalent amount of stocks, 30 percent chose Bitcoin over government bonds, 22 percent chose Bitcoin over real estate, and 19 percent chose Bitcoin over gold.” 

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‘Great Again’

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

Are we there yet?

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Today Is Donald Trump’s Anniversary And Here’s How Global Markets And ‘So-Called’ Bond Traders Have Treated Him

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

Well in honor of Trump’s presidential anniversary, here’s a look at how various assets have performed since that election that no one remembers he won.

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The GOP’s Black Tuesday: Gillespie, Trump, Roem & The Triumph Of Reason Over Fear

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

“I know folks that lost tonight who were going against candidates I’d never even heard of.”

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Who Wants To Buy Some Saudi Stocks Just As The Region Descends Into Chaos?!

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

Any takers?

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4 Comments on Who Wants To Buy Some Saudi Stocks Just As The Region Descends Into Chaos?!

Starting Today, You Can Get In As Much Trouble As David Einhorn

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

“Remember – bulls and bears make money, pigs get slaughtered. Hedging has now never been easier.”

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Everything Is Awesome – ‘Ear To Ear Baby’

November 8, 2017

“If market sentiment is happiness, everything is awesome.”

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One Hundred Years Of Solitude: 1917 — 2017

November 7, 2017November 8, 2017

“Extrapolation of the capitalist experience so far indicates that it is working for a progressively smaller segment of its population. At some point, its main problem will have to become its legitimation in the context of liberal democratic mode of social organization.”

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Jack Bogle Says Trading FANG Index Futures Makes A Lot Of Sense If You Like Being A ‘Crazy Loser’

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

“If you want to do such a crazy thing, it certainly makes it easy to do.”

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Can You Feel The Tension?

November 7, 2017

Nobody strike a match.

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‘This Is Crazy’: Trump Instructed CIA Director Pompeo To Meet With DNC Hack Conspiracy Theorist

November 7, 2017

““This is crazy. You’ve got all these intelligence agencies saying the Russians did the hack.”

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Howard Dean: Jared Kushner Will Be Indicted For Money Laundering

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

“This is serious business.”

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Market Is Losing Its Damn Patience With This Tax Reform Thing

November 7, 2017

“Seeing is believing.”

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The Great Quid Pro Quo: Trump, Bin Salman, Kushner And The ‘Milk People’

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

“…the two princes are said to have stayed up until nearly 4 a.m. several nights, swapping stories and planning strategy.”

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23 For 25 Or Simply: ‘Since 1992’

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

All hail the sacred equity cow.

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Goldman: Bitcoin Could Be Headed To $7,941

November 6, 2017

Submitted for your approval…

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All’s Well That Ends In An Epic Mideast Death Match.

November 6, 2017

Tension is running high on Monday…

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Trump To Tribal Leaders: ‘Listen Chief, Once You Pull It Out Of The Ground, They Can’t Make You Put It Back In’

November 6, 2017

“You’ve just got to do it. I’m telling you, chief, you’ve just got to do it.”

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‘Spaced Out’: Don’t Bring A Knife To A Gunfight.

November 6, 2017

So what do you do? There are no “good” answers.

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Trump Ready To Sign Executive Order On Obamacare Mandate, But Will Wait And See If Republicans Screw Up Tax Bill With It First

November 6, 2017

“The Trump administration has prepared an executive order that would unravel Obamacare’s individual mandate, but”…

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If This Chart Is Any Indication, The ‘Trump Trade’ Is Alive And Well

November 6, 2017November 6, 2017

On Friday, I noticed a chart I hadn’t seen before and by virtue of not having seen it, I wasn’t entirely sure what to make of it. 

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This Is Where The Next EM Crisis Will Start

November 6, 2017November 6, 2017

“Fragile Five” and “an alternative version of monetary policy reality.”

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The Saudi Purge: What Are The Implications For Oil?

November 6, 2017November 6, 2017

“Take that with a grain of salt though, because remember: nothing that should matter ever matters anymore.”

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Geopolitics & Wild Cards: Full Week Ahead Preview

November 5, 2017

Geopolitics is back in the spotlight to start the week.

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Elizabeth Warren Eviscerates GOP Tax Plan: ‘American Families Are On The Ropes’

November 5, 2017

” Stock ownership is highly concentrated among the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans – and half of all Americans don’t own a single share of stock – so the Republican plan will be a bonanza for America’s richest.”

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Your Complete (Updated) Guide To Tax Reform That Will Never Pass

November 5, 2017November 5, 2017

That may indeed be “the plan” but you know what they say about the “best laid plans” – something about how they often go awry as soon as a sitting President calls a Senator from his own party ‘Liddle Bob on Twitter.

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Clinton Campaign Is ‘Pretty Tired Of People’ Telling Them What It Was Like To Run Clinton Campaign

November 5, 2017November 5, 2017

“It is particularly troubling and puzzling that she would seemingly buy into false Russian-fueled propaganda, spread by both the Russians and our opponent, about our candidate’s health.”

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