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A Worrying Sign Emerges For Bitcoin

December 21, 2017December 21, 2017

“Bitcoin’s price looks abnormally high if you graph it.”

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Who Benefits Most From Rising Stock Prices? Spoiler Alert: It’s Not You.

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017

Are we getting through to you, Trump voters?

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Groundhog Day.

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017

Again.

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Pray These 2 Charts Are Apples To Oranges…

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017

Obviously, those charts are apples to oranges. 

Right?

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One Trader Delivers His Dear Santa Letter…

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017

“And Santa, if I don’t see you, the cookies are in the Tupperware bowl on the table that’s piled up with research reports I promise to read.”

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Raise Your Hand If You Traded Bitcoin And Bitcoin Cash On Inside Information In The Last 48 Hours

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017

It seems entirely reasonable to posit that some of those employees either leaked the information, traded at arm’s length through someone else’s accounts, or both.

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Rabbit, Meet Hat: Here’s How To End QE Without Ending QE, According To Sweden

December 20, 2017

Call it a “sleight of hand”…

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‘I Am Well Off Enough’: Litecoin Founder Sells All His Litecoin After 7,000% Gain

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017

“Litecoin has been very good for me financially.”

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Here Is The Full Breakdown That Exposes What The Tax Plan Means For The Middle Class

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

“People are out there on T.V. telling mistruths.”

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The Great Tuesday Night Bitcoin Flash Crash And Goldman’s ‘Robot Money’ Thesis

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

Not to put too fine a point on it, but this gets more insane literally by the minute.

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Sally Yates: These 2 Things Separate America From An Autocracy

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

“We are not living in ordinary times, and it is not enough for us to admire our nation’s core values from afar.”

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Byahhhh!

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

“Screwed you’re.”

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On Tuesday’s ‘Relentless’ Bond Selloff…

December 19, 2017

Well, that curve steepening everyone has been waiting for came calling on Tuesday…

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Trader: ‘This Is A Full Blown Mania’

December 19, 2017

“Well, my millennial readers, I will let you in on a little secret. You guys are in the midst of blowing your very own bubble.”

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SEC Suspends Trading In Bra Maker-Turned Crypto Company

December 19, 2017

The story here is even more absurd than usual. This is a reverse merger with a bra company.

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‘Long Bitcoin’ Drop Kicks Nasdaq Out Of Top Spot For Most Egregious Bubble

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

Stay tuned next month when we expect “Long Ethereum-pegged Ziddu Coins” will top BofAML’s list.

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Lies, Damn Lies, And Sarah Sanders Talking About Stocks

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

Propaganda ministry meets the Dow.

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‘How’s Your 401(k)?!’ Trump Accidentally Taunts Low Income Americans With New Slogan

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

“How’s your 401(k) doing?”

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‘This Is A Disgrace’: Bernie Sanders Furious After Reporter Tweets Goldman Note On Banks And Tax Plan

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

“Feel the ‘Bern'”

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‘I Actually Sold All My Bitcoin’: Explaining Monday’s Surge In Bitcoin Cash

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

“I actually sold all my bitcoins recently and switched to bitcoin cash.”

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In Op-Ed, Elizabeth Warren And Bernie Sanders Ask Who Congress Really Works For

December 18, 2017

“The task in front of Congress over the coming week boils down to a basic question: Does Washington work for all of us or just for those at the top?”

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Color Me Bigly.

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

Risk. On. Dammit.

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The Hottest Stock On The Planet Is All About Ziddu Coins, AI, Blockchain And Art Vandelay

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

As you can see, things really accelerated on Friday, which is the day the company made the following announcement…

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Monday Brings Another Record Low Vol. Moment

December 18, 2017

What could go wrong? It’s not like there’s political turmoil across the pond and there’s no way the ECB taper could go awry, right?

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Commodus And The Tantrum Tail Risk

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

Those are the dominoes. Don’t tip one.

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‘This Is Just More QE’: The Tax Bill Explained In One Sentence

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

This is trickle-down economics in the extreme, and what’s particularly amusing about that as it relates to markets is that the presumed “wealth effect” of QE was trickle-down in nature as well.

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Guy On Skype Says Bitcoin Headed To $400,000 (UBS Chairman Says Probably Not)

December 18, 2017

There you go. But hey, what does Axel know that Ronnie on Skype doesn’t, right? 

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