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Trump Says George Soros Is Funding ‘Elevator Screamers’

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018

“#Troublemakers”

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Jobs Report Misses Mark, Earnings Growth Inline, Unemployment Rate Hits 3.7%

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018

Steel yourselves.

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Asian Tech Stocks Smoked Amid Fresh Escalations In Simmering Trump-China Feud

October 5, 2018

All of this is going to inflame trade tensions.

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Dollar Guns For Best Streak Of The Year Ahead Of Make-Or-Break Jobs Report

October 5, 2018

Can you feel the tension?

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‘I Said Things I Shouldn’t Have Said’: Brett Kavanaugh Wants You To Know You Can Trust Him Now

October 4, 2018October 19, 2021

“I hope everyone can understand that I was there as a son, husband and dad.”

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Deutsche’s Kocic: ‘We’re Not Very Far From The Red Zone’ On Equity-Bond Correlations

October 4, 2018

“This is the most feared scenario. And, to make things interesting, we are not very far from this regime.”

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‘Why Are Higher Yields Not Impacting Stocks Here?!’: Nomura’s McElligott Answers

October 4, 2018

“This is what happens when”…

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Russia’s Notorious GRU Exposed In Choreographed Announcements From UK, Netherlands, Australia, U.S.

October 4, 2018October 5, 2018

“The GRU’s actions are reckless and indiscriminate.”

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Goldman Asks: How Likely Is A ‘Balanced Bear’?

October 4, 2018

“…the length of the current bull market in balanced equity/bond portfolios is now the longest on record.”

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Bond Blowup Continues As Stars Align For Nuclear Selloff

October 4, 2018October 4, 2018

“The underlying message is that the US economy isn’t just in fine fettle, it’s on fire.”

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‘It Will Not Be Made Public’: Kavanaugh FBI Report To Be Kept Secret (Or Not)

October 3, 2018October 19, 2021

But don’t worry, it will leak.

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Reflation Madness! Treasury Selloff Turns Unruly As U.S. Economy Is Screeching Tea Kettle

October 3, 2018

Boy, we’re really in the heat of things now. 

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Marko Kolanovic: $1.5 Trillion In Market Value Was Lost This Year Following Powell Speeches

October 3, 2018October 19, 2021

“…the equity market likely implies that the Fed is underestimating various risks.”

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Trump Does A Great Blasey Ford Impression – Maybe Because He’s Seen A Lot Of Sexual Assault Victims Up Close

October 3, 2018

“I had one beer”…

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Market’s Skepticism On Higher Inflation Is A Mispriced Risk’

October 3, 2018

“This could further escalate the rates selloff in unruly fashion”.

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‘I’ve Never Seen It Done’: Trump Mystified By Use Of Core Finance Principle In NYT Tax Fraud Expose

October 3, 2018October 19, 2021

“The Failing New York Times did something I have never seen done before”…

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People Take Break From Selling Italian Assets To Make Sure They Still Have Some To Sell Later

October 3, 2018October 19, 2021

“Either this is the people’s budget or it’s not worth it.”

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Inflation In Turkey Soars To Laughable 25%, Real Rates Now Negative Again

October 3, 2018

Turkey isn’t out of the woods yet. 

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Surprise! Donald Trump’s Past Is A Giant Fraud In Every Sense Of The Word

October 2, 2018October 3, 2018

Well, Donald Trump is in (more) trouble.

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Dennis Ketterer, 350lb Weatherman, Says Kavanaugh Accuser Swetnick Tried To Talk Him Into Group Sex

October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

“From the Twilight Zone.”

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Trump Administration’s Hassett Says Goldman Is Involved In Democrat Conspiracy (No, Really)

October 2, 2018

“…almost at times looks like the Democratic opposition.”

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Trump, Who Called For Execution Of Central Park Five, Says It’s ‘Scary Time’ For Young Men In America

October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

Central Park Five anyone?

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‘Brett’s Guy’: Text Messages, Wedding Photo Cast Doubt On Kavanaugh Account Of Ramirez Allegations

October 2, 2018October 3, 2018

In one text, Yarasavage said she was in touch with “Brett’s guy,” and also with “Brett,” himself.

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Expensive Dollars And The Return Of Negative Hedged Yields

October 2, 2018

“This might be telling us that there is a growing USD shortage developing.”

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Claudio Borghi Knows There’s Never A Bad Time To Throw Gas On Raging Italian Dumpster Fires

October 2, 2018

“The euro as a common currency is not sufficient.”

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Kavanaugh And NBA’s Dudley Started Bloody Bar Fight Over Case Of Mistaken Reggae Identity: NYT

October 1, 2018October 2, 2018

“There was blood, there was glass, there was beer and there was some shouting.”

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‘My Subconscious (Outtakes)’: Kavanaugh Friend Mark Judge Has Bizarre Video Archive

October 1, 2018October 19, 2021

Lordy, there are tapes…

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