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‘My Subconscious (Outtakes)’: Kavanaugh Friend Mark Judge Has Bizarre Video Archive

October 1, 2018October 19, 2021

Lordy, there are tapes…

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Goldman Traced The History Of S&P Divergences – Here’s What They Found…

October 1, 2018October 1, 2018

What does history tell us?

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Trump Loses It At NAFTA Presser, Says Kavanaugh Likes Beer, Claims Unnamed Democrat Has A Drinking Problem

October 1, 2018

Not helpful.

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‘Don’t Get Caught Short Into October’s Cyclical Melt-Up 2.0’, Nomura’s McElligott Warns

October 1, 2018

“The pieces are in place”.

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The Magical, Wonderful, Tremendous US-Mexico-Canada Agreement Is Brought To You By NAFTA

October 1, 2018October 1, 2018

“Congratulations!”

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U.S., Canada Reach NAFTA Deal Ahead Of Midnight Deadline

September 30, 2018October 17, 2021

Trilateral it is.

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Now Hiring: Full Week Ahead Preview

September 30, 2018

Another week, another litmus test…

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WTO, IMF, World Bank Issue Emergency Call For Trade Reform

September 30, 2018October 1, 2018

“Trade has been vital in lifting living standards and reducing poverty over the years.”

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Kellyanne Conway Tells CNN She Is Victim Of Sexual Assault, Adding New Dimension To National Debate

September 30, 2018September 30, 2018

…suffice to say this is going to be the subject of vociferous debate in the days and weeks ahead.

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JPMorgan’s Normand Joins Analysts Expecting ‘All Out’ US-China Trade War, Expects Yuan Depreciation

September 30, 2018

One way or another…

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China Publishes Full List For November Tariff Cuts, As Xi Maneuvers Around Trump

September 30, 2018October 17, 2021

Chess match.

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Trump Calls Saudi King (Again), Wants Lower Oil Prices

September 29, 2018

“Hello? Yes, it’s me. The guy who accused you of ‘ripping off the world’ on Tuesday.”

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Tasseography And The Shrinking Playground.

September 29, 2018September 30, 2018

Tea leaves, optimal control problems, and inner and outer limits…

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David Einhorn Is Down 26% This Year And I’m (Almost) At A Loss For Words

September 29, 2018October 17, 2021

“Tragic”.

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Goldman: S&P EPS Growth Will Flatline In 2019 If Trump Goes All In On China

September 29, 2018September 29, 2018

To say the market got a “reprieve” from trade frictions this week wouldn’t be entirely accurate…

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In Dramatic Last Minute Turn, Jeff Flake Calls For Kavanaugh Delay, FBI Probe

September 28, 2018September 30, 2018

“I will move it out of committee, but”…

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‘Boof’ Isn’t Flatulence And ‘Devil’s Triangle’ Is Not A Game’: Whitehouse On Kavanaugh Yearbook

September 28, 2018September 28, 2018

Any questions?

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In Criminally Insane Move, GOP Rebukes American Bar Association’s Call For Kavanaugh FBI Probe

September 28, 2018September 29, 2018

“Damn the torpedoes!”

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Mob Hit: Italian Assets Whacked In Bloody Friday Rout

September 28, 2018October 17, 2021

Sonny on the causeway and such.

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‘We Do Not Think Markets Will Appreciate This’: Italy’s Populists Successfully Blow Up Budget

September 28, 2018October 17, 2021

“We see this as a defeat for Mr Tria, as a guarantor of fiscal prudence.”

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‘What Is Going On?’ One Bank Sifts Through The Noise

September 28, 2018October 17, 2021

“At the risk of over-simplification, and to misquote James Carville, it’s the US economy, stupid.”

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Brett Kavanaugh Is Proudly Brought To You By Beer, Official Beverage Of SCOTUS Nominees

September 27, 2018October 17, 2021

“I like beer”.

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These Are The Three Most Vulnerable Areas To A Rising Risk-Free Rate

September 27, 2018

The straw that breaks the camel’s back…

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Hong Kong Hijinks: Here Comes A Bursting Property Bubble

September 27, 2018September 27, 2018

“This is fine.”

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Racing A Thunderstorm: Indonesia’s Fifth Rate Hike Since May Underscores EM Fed Angst

September 27, 2018

Well, you can’t say they aren’t trying.

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Italian Assets Crushed As Populists Upend Budget Talks At Last Minute

September 27, 2018October 17, 2021

Predictably, the fraught Italian budget negotiations went off the rails at the last minute.

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The George Washington Presser: Donald Trump Delivers Crowning Achievement In Abject Absurdity

September 26, 2018September 27, 2018

“…according to Mr. Pillsbury, China has total respect for Donald Trump’s ahh-very large brain.”

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