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SocGen’s Swans Are Back And They Have Grown Since June…

October 15, 2018October 15, 2018

It’s that time again.

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Saudis To Say Khashoggi Died During ‘Botched Interrogation’: CNN

October 15, 2018October 19, 2018

It was an “accident”.

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‘Private’ Parts: Explosion In Private Debt Market Cements ‘Liquidity As The New Leverage’

October 15, 2018October 19, 2021

“For all practical purposes, such liquidity should be expected to evaporate entirely.”

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Janet Yellen Reminds You That If A Halfway Politicized Fed Is Bad, A Completely Politicized Fed Is By Definition Worse

October 15, 2018October 19, 2021

“There’s no law against that, but I don’t think it’s wise.”

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Trump Says King Salman’s ‘Rogue Killers’ Theory On Khashoggi Death Is Entirely Plausible

October 15, 2018October 19, 2018

“Who knows?”

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Saudi Arabia Will Now Investigate Itself In Khashoggi Murder

October 15, 2018October 19, 2018

Don’t worry, bin Salman is on the case.

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Chinese Shares Will Now Fall Some More If It Pleases The Court

October 15, 2018October 19, 2021

Further off the rails…

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Chinese Stocks Could Fall 10% In ‘Bear’ Case, 30% In ‘Crisis’ Scenario

October 14, 2018October 19, 2021

What’s priced in and how bad could it conceivably get?

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Trump’s 60 Minutes Interview With Lesley Stahl: Here Are The Video Highlights

October 14, 2018October 15, 2018

The President has only one regret…

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Is It Over? Full Week Ahead Preview

October 14, 2018October 19, 2021

Around the world in 1,300 words.

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‘Rolling Minsky Moments’ And ‘Pseudo-Stability’: Revisiting The Avalanche

October 14, 2018November 19, 2020

On Thursday morning, following the systematic unwind that precipitated the worst day for U.S. stocks

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Saudi Stocks Plunge, Kingdom Promises ‘Strong’ Retaliation To Any U.S. Action

October 14, 2018October 19, 2021

“The kingdom emphasizes that it will respond to any measure against it with an even stronger measure.”

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‘Theme Overload’.

October 13, 2018October 19, 2021

How much can you process?

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‘I’ve Got Plenty Of Buyers’: Steve Mnuchin Says People Are Lining Up To Invest In Trump’s Banana Republic

October 13, 2018

You are “free to do what you want”, but Steve knows you really – really – want some Treasurys.

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Trump Is Now ‘Renting’ Cellphone Numbers, Emails Of 20 Million Supporters

October 13, 2018

“It’s a win-win.”

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‘I Don’t Want To Lose That Order’: Trump Says ‘Punishment’ For Khashoggi Murder Won’t Involve Canceling Saudi Arms Deal

October 13, 2018October 19, 2021

“They are ordering military equipment”.

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Reality Versus Market Agitprop: Did Everyone Really Turn Bearish On Wednesday?

October 12, 2018October 19, 2021

There seems to be some misinformation circulating on Friday afternoon.

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Kolanovic Weighs In After Selloff: 70% Of Systematic Selling Is Behind Us

October 12, 2018January 23, 2022

“This risk is now balanced, and can turn into a positive impact”.

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Free At Last, Free At Last, Thank God Almighty, Andrew Brunson Is Free At Last…

October 12, 2018October 25, 2021

See? Erdogan isn’t such a bad guy after all…

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Goldman: ‘Naively, Wednesday’s S&P Selloff Was The 5th-Largest Tail Event In History’

October 12, 2018

More fragility events.

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‘We’re (Still) Not Winning!’ China Logs Another Record Surplus With The US Ahead Of Tariff Bite

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018

It may not be sustainable, but it sure is funny.

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As Long As You Don’t Care About That FICC Miss, JPMorgan Results Look Ok

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018

This is probably good enough. Fingers crossed.

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‘You Can Hear He Was Tortured’: Turkey Has Audio Of Khashoggi Murder, But Trump Doesn’t Care Because ‘Arms Deals!’

October 11, 2018October 19, 2021

“You can hear his voice and the voices of men speaking Arabic.”

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Ruh-Roh! ECB Won’t Rescue Italy, May Force Populists Into E.U. Bailout

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018

“No soup for you.”

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Jeff Gundlach: ‘Trump Is Crazy Like A Fox’

October 11, 2018

“President Trump is just a different kind of guy.”

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Trump ‘Won’t Fire’ Jerome Powell, But He Does Know A Guy Who Would Make A Great Fed Chair…

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018

If you want something done right…

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‘Stability Breeds Instability’: How The Robots ‘Behaved’ During Wednesday’s Selloff

October 11, 2018

Forced deleveraging.

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