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Marko Kolanovic: Current U.S. Policies May Accelerate Global De-Dollarization Push

September 26, 2018November 3, 2019

“…the question arises whether the rest of the world should diversify away from the risks of the USD and USD-centric finance.”

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Fed Hikes Rates, Removes ‘Accommodative’ From Statement: Full Coverage

September 26, 2018October 17, 2021

And now, the main event.

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Someone Called Julie Swetnick Says Brett Kavanaugh ‘Spiked The Punch’, Was Present For ‘Gang Rapes’

September 26, 2018October 17, 2021

“I became a victim of one of these ‘trains'”.

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What To Expect From The Midterms And The Convergence Trade, According To Marko Kolanovic

September 26, 2018October 28, 2018

Reading the tea leaves.

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‘This Matters Meaningfully’: Nomura’s McElligott Flags Inflection In Key ‘2020 Recession’ Indicator

September 26, 2018September 26, 2018

“Stay tuned.”

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Albert Edwards: ‘It’Â’s Always Brightest Before Dusk (OK I Made That Up!)’

September 26, 2018September 26, 2018

“But in the same way that it is ‘always darkest before the dawn’ surely the opposite is also true.”

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For A Split Second On Tuesday, Donald Trump And The World Shared A Joke

September 25, 2018September 29, 2018

And the joke was Donald Trump.

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‘Do It At Your Own Risk’: Bolton, Pompeo Not Amused With Europe’s Plan To Circumvent Iran Sanctions

September 25, 2018October 17, 2021

“…take a good hard look at your business with Iran.”

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Goldman Updates Oil Forecast Following Trump’s U.N. OPEC Broadside

September 25, 2018

“The catalysts for this last rally appear clear”.

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Trump ‘Rejects Globalism’, Blasts ‘Socialism’, Accuses OPEC Of ‘Ripping Off The World’: Full U.N. Highlights

September 25, 2018September 26, 2018

The bar was set pretty high – or pretty low…

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Just When You Thought Emerging Markets Might Be Out Of The Woods, Argentina Spoils The Party

September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

“Personal issues.”

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In Brazen Move, Europe, Russia, China Establish SPV To Circumvent Trump’s Iran Sanctions

September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

“The question is whether this will work.”

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Peter Navarro Promises More China Tariffs, Says ‘Small Things’ Impeding Canada Talks

September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

Unfortunately, Peter Navarro was on national television this morning…

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As Yields Rise, The Ghost Of Diversification Desperation Comes Calling

September 24, 2018October 17, 2021

Here comes the stock-bond return correlation debate (again).

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‘Disgraceful Bullsh*t’: Rod Rosenstein Story Sparks Civil War In Journo Land

September 24, 2018September 25, 2018

This is not what America needs.

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In India, ‘Another Fed-Induced Tightening Tantrum’

September 24, 2018

And don’t say Urjit Patel didn’t try to warn you.

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Rod Rosenstein Said To Resign As Deputy AG: Constitutional Crisis, Here We Come

September 24, 2018September 25, 2018

Expect a veritable firestorm on the Hill.

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Morgan Stanley: Treasury Yields Aren’t High Enough To Attract ‘Sufficient Funds To Cover U.S. Capital-Import Needs’

September 24, 2018

The dollar needs to fall.

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‘Paid For By The People’s Republic of China’: Xi Runs 4-Page Des Moines Register Ad On ‘Trump’s Folly’

September 24, 2018September 24, 2018

“Beijing can set an example for the world.”

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Dear Brett Kavanaugh: Do You Remember Deborah Ramirez?

September 23, 2018October 17, 2021

“I remember a penis being in front of my face.”

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Something For Everybody: Full Week Ahead Preview

September 23, 2018September 23, 2018

Whether you’re a geopolitics buff, a Beltway junkie or a market addict, the week ahead has you covered.

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‘Someone Get King Salman On The Phone’: OPEC+ Just Ignored Trump’s Twitter Demands

September 23, 2018September 23, 2018

Donald Trump is furious about oil prices again and this time around, OPEC doesn’t care.

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In Case You Were Wondering, The Market Is Still Not Comfortable With BoJ Tapering

September 23, 2018September 24, 2018

“It should be fine”…

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‘Yields On The March!’ Reflecting On The Latest Bond Selloff

September 23, 2018September 23, 2018

“…this time without financial media concern.”

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Goldman Asks: What’s So Special About The Dollar, Anyway?

September 22, 2018September 22, 2018

This is the dollar’s “key statistical property”.

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‘I’m So Happy’: Trump Posts Video Of Himself Lying About Wage Growth

September 22, 2018September 23, 2018

“For the first time in many years, wages are going up”…

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Internal RNC Poll Shows Nancy Pelosi More Popular Than Trump And That’s Not Even The Punchline…

September 22, 2018October 17, 2021

Why? Why would Republicans stick with something that an internal study says isn’t working?

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