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CNN Sues Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Over Acosta Incident

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

“Plaintiffs bring this action to ensure that the press remains free to question the government.”

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Maryland Seeks Judgement Declaring Rosenstein Acting Attorney General, Voiding Trump’s Matt Whitaker Gambit

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

Supreme Court, here we come…

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Tokyo Whale Achieves Dubious Milestone As BoJ’s Balance Sheet Tops Japan’s GDP

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

“Very powerful” easing indeed.

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OPEC Slashes Demand Forecasts For Its Crude As WTI Logs Record Losing Streak

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

Donald Trump is not going to like this. 

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Trump To Fire Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, Wants Her Out ‘ASAP’

November 12, 2018October 22, 2021

“Bushie”.

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‘Tell Your Boss’: ‘Smoking Gun’ Phone Call Links Saudi Crown Prince To Khashoggi Murder

November 12, 2018October 22, 2021

Smoking gun?

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Puerto Rico Is Scamming Hurricane Relief Funds, Say Crazy Badgers Who Live In Trump’s Brain

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

The President is still mad at hurricane victims.

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‘Even Messier’: Nomura’s McElligott Conducts Post-Mortem After Bloody Monday On Wall Street

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

“A sloppy situation within the U.S. Equities space is getting even messier”.

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A Nightmare On The Nasdaq

November 12, 2018October 22, 2021

Welcome to your new nightmare.

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As The U.S. Achieves Energy Independence, Trump Lashes Out At OPEC (Again)

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

After conducting a trenchant supply/demand analysis…

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For The First Time In 5 Years, China Drops Key Currency Pledge In Sign Of Growing Angst

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

That date with a 7-handle is becoming harder and harder to postpone.

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Trump Says ‘Presidential Harassment’ Behind Stock Selloff (It’s Really Apple)

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

“Big headaches!”

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In Absurd Twist, U.S. Blows $240,000 In Farmer Bailout Money Buying Ham From Chinese Conglomerate

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

“This is an example of corporate welfare at its worst.”

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Euro Sinks To 16-Month Low As Italy Dares Brussels To Accidentally Create More Populists

November 12, 2018

“If you strike me down, I shall become even more irrational than you can possibly imagine.”

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Dollars, Crude And The Italian Job: Full Week Ahead Preview

November 11, 2018November 11, 2018

Market participants will focus on oil, the greenback, Italy’s response to Brussels and Brexit in the week ahead.

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Trump’s Nationalism Shunned In Paris As ‘America First’ Becomes ‘America Alone’

November 11, 2018November 12, 2018

“Patriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism, nationalism is a betrayal of patriotism.”

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Why We’re ‘More Vulnerable Now’: Modern Market Structure Meets Low ‘Ammo’

November 11, 2018

Fragility and a lack of policy breathing room.

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After Record Foreign Exodus, Saudi Shares Fall Every Day But One In November Amid Khashoggi Drama

November 11, 2018

Now let’s see how local markets react to the imposition of watered down sanctions from Steve Mnuchin.

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OPEC+ Ponders Cuts Amid Plunging Oil Prices, Surging Volatility

November 11, 2018November 11, 2018

“We’re going to go back where we were [in 2014] if we’re not careful.”

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Democrats To Probe Trump Over Abuse Of Power For Attacks On WaPo, CNN: Adam Schiff

November 11, 2018September 30, 2019

Commence the investigations.

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‘At First Sight Things Don’t Look Encouraging’: Goldman’s Bull/Bear Indicator Stuck Near 49-Year High

November 10, 2018November 10, 2018

Time to panic?

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‘Amazon Economist’ Navarro Unleashes Wild Screed, Calls Wall Street ‘Unregistered Foreign Agents’

November 10, 2018

Just watch this and try to wrap your head around the fact that this man is effectively in charge of U.S. trade policy…

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‘Nobody Knows What Was Said’: Matt Whitaker Privately Counseled Trump Behind Backs Of Sessions, Rosenstein

November 10, 2018November 10, 2018

“Who ever heard of a president barely speaking to his attorney general but on the phone constantly with a staff-level person?”

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Trump Set To Impose Sanctions On Saudis For Khashoggi Murder In Bid To Blunt Congress

November 9, 2018October 22, 2021

Half measures, it would appear.

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As Hedge Funds Face Redemption D-Day After ‘Red October’, Loeb Exits Facebook, Warns On Tech

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

Day of reckoning for hedge funds looms after worst month since 2011.

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Donald Trump ‘Doesn’t Know’ Matt Whitaker – Unless You Ask Donald Trump

November 9, 2018November 10, 2018

Who’s to say who knows who!

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Trump To Fire Wilbur Ross, Replace Him With Wife Of Pro Wrestling CEO McMahon

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

Say goodbye to the soup can index.

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