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Why October’s Selloff Doesn’t Look Systemic

October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

Maybe this isn’t “the big one” after all.

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Robots Are Screaming ‘Fire’ In A Crowded Theatre

October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

This should come as no surprise.

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Here’s How ‘Investors’ Used ‘Passive’ ETFs During This Week’s Nasdaq Crash

October 26, 2018October 18, 2021

Maybe it’s just me. Which is fine.

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Narrative Collision! ‘The Best Is Behind Us’ Meets ‘Tightening Ourselves Into A Slowdown’

October 26, 2018October 18, 2021

“#hottakes”.

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‘Hand Them Over And I’ll Prosecute Them’: Erdogan Demands Saudis Deliver Suspects In Khashoggi Murder

October 26, 2018October 27, 2018

“Aces full.”

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7 Cannot Fall: With Yuan Near Weakest In A Decade, Beijing Prepares To Sell Reserves

October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

“…it would have a psychological impact on people.”

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Analyst Who Called The February Correction Delivers His Thoughts On October Selloff

October 25, 2018

“We remain bearish.”

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Tautologies, Perpetual Motion, Amazon And Alphabet

October 25, 2018

The titans must not fall.

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Where Is The ‘Fed Put’? One Bank Answers The Big Question

October 25, 2018

We haven’t reached the pain threshold.

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Saudis Reverse Course Again, Say Khashoggi Murder Was ‘Premeditated’ As Erdogan Takes Water Sample From Well

October 25, 2018October 26, 2018

“[They] carried out their deed with premeditation.”

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Albert Edwards Needs To Know Why You’re Not Expecting A Hard Landing In China

October 25, 2018October 18, 2021

“Chinese policy seems to swing from feast to famine.”

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ECB Keeps Policy Unchanged, But All Eyes Are On Draghi Amid Italy Jitters, Global Selloff

October 25, 2018October 25, 2018

Now we’ll wait on the press conference.

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In Asia: Free Fall

October 25, 2018October 25, 2018

Grab a parachute.

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And Behold, The Nasdaq Crashed.

October 24, 2018October 24, 2018

“Hello darkness, my old friend.”

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Slow Bleeding The Aging Bull

October 24, 2018

Death by a thousand cuts.

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Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman Breaks Silence: ‘Heinous’ Khashoggi Murder ‘Painful To All Saudis’

October 24, 2018October 25, 2018

“Justice will prevail.”

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As Trump ‘Regrets’ Jerome Powell, Here Are The 4 Possible Outcomes For Fed Policy

October 24, 2018October 24, 2018

Of ironies and paradoxes.

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A Quick Look At China’s 5 Trillion Yuan Pledged-Stock Margin Call Trap

October 24, 2018

Don’t make Xi have to arrest you, ok?

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World’s Most Volatile Stock Market Braces For More Turbulence

October 24, 2018October 24, 2018

We’re going to need more rhetoric.

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Trump On Khashoggi: Saudi Coverup ‘One Of The Worst In The History Of Coverups’

October 23, 2018October 24, 2018

“They had a very bad concept.”

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In Middle Finger To Middle Class, White House Ponders ‘Symbolic’ Vote On Trump Tax Cut ‘Resolution’

October 23, 2018October 28, 2018

So what’s the point? Well, there is no point…

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America Last: Darlings Of The Trump Trade Erase 2018 Gain, Fall Into Correction

October 23, 2018

“MAGA”?

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As Treasurys Rally Most Since May, When Does The Bond Short Get ‘Squirrely’?

October 23, 2018October 23, 2018

Flight to safety.

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Europe Demands Italy Rethink Budget; Salvini All Set To Beg Russians For Help

October 23, 2018October 18, 2021

“No Plan B”.

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S&P As A Global Equities Safe-Haven Theme Is Now Cracking: Nomura’s McElligott

October 23, 2018October 23, 2018

“We are experiencing a shift to a risk-negative mindset again”.

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Erdogan Plays Coy In Hotly Anticipated Khashoggi Speech

October 23, 2018October 24, 2018

“We are seeking answers.”

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Asian Stocks In Tuesday Bloodbath As Risk-Off Returns With A Vengeance

October 23, 2018

Suffice to say China’s ongoing efforts to jawbone markets higher fell on deaf ears Tuesday. 

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