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‘Stupid People’: Here’s What Trump Really Said About The Trade War On Friday

November 16, 2018November 16, 2018

Curb your enthusiasm.

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Wishing On A Dovish Star

November 16, 2018

We’re really reaching now.

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Trump ‘Ordered’ To Restore Jim Acosta’s Press Pass ‘Immediately’, Which Is Hilarious

November 16, 2018

Well, this won’t please Donald Trump.

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Why Morgan Stanley Says It’s ‘Time To Sell The Dollar’

November 16, 2018November 16, 2018

King dollar has peaked. Here’s why.

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Let’s Talk About Nvidia, Which Was Kicked Off Goldman’s Conviction List On Friday

November 16, 2018November 16, 2018

Obviously, the market could have done without Nvidia’s stumble after the bell on Thursday. 

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Senators Seek To Halt Weapons Sales To Saudi Arabia As Trump’s Sanctions Fail To Impress

November 15, 2018October 20, 2021

“This looks like a coordinated attempt to sweep this case under the rug.”

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Paul Tudor Jones Pretty Sure Donald Trump’s Tax Cuts Accidentally Popped Big ‘Scary’ Debt Bubble

November 15, 2018

“Who the hell knows.”

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In Incredible Turn, Erdogan Set To Parlay Khashoggi Murder Into Extradition Of Fethullah Gulen

November 15, 2018November 16, 2018

“At first there were eye rolls.”

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U.S. Sanctions 17 Saudis For Khashoggi Murder Including Maher Mutreb And Salah ‘The Bone Saw’ Tubaigy

November 15, 2018October 22, 2021

Guess who isn’t on the list?

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‘Extreme Greeks’ Set Stage For ‘Insane’ Price Action: Nomura’s McElligott

November 15, 2018October 20, 2021

Violent chop and a binary event.

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Trump Imagines Robert Mueller Runs His Investigation Like Trump Runs The White House

November 15, 2018November 15, 2018

“…screaming and shouting at people and horribly threatening them to come up with the answers they want.” 

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Brexit Devolves Into Train Wreck (Again) As Pound Dives, Gilts Surge, BoE Hikes Pushed Back

November 15, 2018November 15, 2018

This is a disaster. Plain and simple.

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Saudi Arabia Unveils Results Of Khashoggi Probe: 5 Face Death Penalty, Crown Prince Knew Nothing Of Mission

November 15, 2018October 22, 2021

“We cannot reveal the names of those charged yet.”

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Here’s A Quick Note On Apple, David Tepper, Facebook And PG&E, Just Because

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

There’s good news and bad news for beleaguered shares of Apple – but mostly bad.

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Jerome Powell: ‘All Meetings Are Live’ And You’ll ‘Get Used To It’

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

“There’s no question about it.”

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Jeff Flake’s Last Stand: Retiring Senator Vows To Oppose All Trump Judicial Picks If Mueller Not Protected

November 14, 2018November 15, 2018

“The president now has this investigation in his sights and we all know it.”

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In Credit, Searching For The Last Straw

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

Yes, it’s going to crack, but where first?

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France Blasts Trump For Lack Of ‘Common Decency’ After Tuesday Tweets Mocking Nazi Occupation

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

France is not amused.

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Death Blow! WTI, Nat Gas Bet Gone Awry Is ‘Patient Zero Stress Point’

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

“When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.”

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Goldman Blames Oil Collapse On Momentum Chasers And Gamma Effects

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

Sound familiar?

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‘Goldilocks’ Confirmed K.I.A. As Germany, Japan Economies Simultaneously Contract

November 14, 2018

The “synchronized global slowdown” narrative is gathering momentum.

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OPEC Said To Consider 1.4 Million b/d Supply Cut, Risking Showdown With Trump

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

“I believe a cut of 1.4 million bpd is more reasonable than above it or below it.”

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Oil Spill.

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

Watch Twitter for the latest analysis from the only “strategist” who matters.

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Melania Trump ‘Really Doesn’t Care’ To Fire Mira Ricardel And John Kelly – ‘Do You’?

November 13, 2018November 14, 2018

“Ricardel no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House.”

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‘Here’s The Deal’: Why One Derivatives Strategist Plans To Be ‘Out’ Of His S&P Long By November 30

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

“Disappointment risk.”

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Trump ‘Played OPEC Like A Fiddle’: One Bank Throws In Towel As Oil Plunges Anew

November 13, 2018October 22, 2021

At least one bank has seen enough.

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‘Not The Big Low’: Analyst Who Called February Selloff Stays Bearish As Fund Manager Tech Overweight Plunges To 2009 Nadir

November 13, 2018

“We stay bearish.”

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