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Goldilocks. Or Something

September 26, 2025September 28, 2025

Goldilocks! You gotta love it. Or love her, I guess. This week’s marquee US macro

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Russian Vodka, Poisoned By Chernobyl!

September 25, 2025September 27, 2025

I remember precisely where I was and approximately what I was doing on November 24,

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Just Buy New, It’s Cheaper…

September 25, 2025September 26, 2025

The bad news is, the pace of contract closings for “used” homes in America was

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Huge GDP Revisions Make Mockery Of Fed Rate Cuts

September 25, 2025September 26, 2025

Revised data can be trusted as long as it’s favorable, right? Asking for market participants,

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Job Losses? Where?

September 25, 2025September 26, 2025

US jobless claims. Occasionally, they spike. When they do, everybody “flips out, man.” (Shades of

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Kindling Present: No Matches Allowed

September 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Trivia time: How many daily SPX moves of +/- 1% have we seen since the

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‘The Needle Was Threaded’

September 24, 2025September 25, 2025

Say it with me: Financial conditions are easy. Now say it again. And again. Because

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Alibaba’s 50% Rally Evokes Dangerous Phase Of Tech Hype Cycles

September 24, 2025September 25, 2025

I’ll say it. I don’t care: The AI hype machine’s starting to look a lot

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New Home Sales Surge Amid Builder Incentives, But Average Price Soars

September 24, 2025September 25, 2025

Put pervasive builder incentives and a meaningful decline in mortgage rates together in a cauldron

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US Housing Sees ‘Strongest Buyer’s Market On Record.’ With A Caveat…

September 24, 2025September 25, 2025

This time last year, home financing costs in the US bottomed around 6.15%. Over the

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Why ‘You Cannot Take Your Hedges Off Now’

September 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Grinding, low-vol melt-ups are painful when you’re hedged for downside. And the summer just ended

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Some See Dot-Com Ghost In OpenAI-Nvidia Deal

September 23, 2025September 24, 2025

Every week, there’s another AI capex boom story. Usually two or three. In the eyes

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Gold Rush 2025

September 23, 2025September 24, 2025

Gold. It’s had a helluva run. Croesus was really onto something. Typically, you have to

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US Economy Has Best Quarter Of 2025, PMIs Suggest

September 23, 2025September 24, 2025

Q3 was “the best quarter so far this year for US businesses.” That’s according to

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OECD Lifts Growth Outlook But Warns ‘Downside Risks Loom Large’

September 23, 2025September 24, 2025

The OECD on Tuesday raised nearly all its forecasts for the global economy to reflect

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Show Of Hands: Who Wants To Bail Out Javier Milei?

September 22, 2025September 23, 2025

Argentina’s in the news. So let me say a bit about Argentina. I’ll try to

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The Gin Pen

September 22, 2025September 23, 2025

Antecedent: A vignette   12 years ago next month, I saw Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar at

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Gas On The Fire: Models Say The Darndest Things

September 22, 2025September 23, 2025

The standard line at the Fed, and certainly within the Trump administration, says monetary policy

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Template: [Someone Has To Be Wrong]

September 21, 2025September 23, 2025

Has anyone done a stocks versus bonds, “someone has to be wrong” chart lately? If

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Traders Eye Core Inflation As Fed Drama Rolls On

September 21, 2025September 22, 2025

The US data docket’s fairly busy this week, but it won’t feel like it. There’s

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Weekly: Hope, An Epilogue

September 20, 2025September 22, 2025

[Editor’s note: If you haven’t read “Hope: A Novelette,” you should. This article is, as

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The Stock Rally, Inflation And The Midterms

September 20, 2025September 22, 2025

Capitalism, and especially American-style capitalism post-1980, is an easy enough game to play. That’s certainly

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Sky’s The Limit, Apparently

September 19, 2025September 21, 2025

How many records is this by now? Equity records, I mean. I’ve lost count. September

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Perfect Phone Call

September 19, 2025September 21, 2025

Donald Trump and Xi Jinping took a break from the exhausting and sometimes bothersome business

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Leave The Bubble Alone, Sir

September 19, 2025September 20, 2025

Leave well enough alone. Wise words. If a bit hackneyed. I know a lot of

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The Highest Of High Stakes

September 18, 2025September 20, 2025

I’m virtually certain — which is something different from entirely certain, and I’ll be glad

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Statism

September 18, 2025September 19, 2025

I assume this is obvious, and not just in the realm of economic planning, but

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