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Trump, Stephen Miller Defeated By ‘Huddled Masses Yearning To Breathe Free’ In Trio Of ‘Public Charge’ Rulings

October 11, 2019October 13, 2019

Score one for “The New Colossus”.

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Syria Debacle Spirals As Turkey Accidentally Shells US Troops, ISIS Fighters Escape, Mnuchin Teases Sanctions

October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

So, yeah, it’s going great. 

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US, China Strike ‘Phase One’ Trade Deal, Tariff Hike Delayed, No Decision On December Escalation

October 11, 2019October 19, 2019

Rejoice! 

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Read The Stunning Deposition Statement From Marie Yovanovitch

October 11, 2019November 27, 2021

“I was nevertheless incredulous that the U.S. government chose to remove an Ambassador based, as best as I can tell, on unfounded and false claims”.

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After Abandoning Syrian Kurds To ‘Save’ 50 Americans, Trump Commits 1,800 Troops To Saudi Arabia

October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

Altogether, Trump has boosted America’s troop presence in the Mideast by around 14,000 since May.

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Trump Loses Second Major Battle In A Week As Federal Appeals Court Rejects Bid To Block House Subpoena For Tax Records

October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

“The Committee possesses authority under both the House Rules and the Constitution to issue the subpoena”.

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‘QE Lite’ Is Here! And It Starts Next Week…

October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

They’re going “big” right out of the gate.

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In Case Markets Needed More Good News, Here’s A Goldilocks Consumer Sentiment Report

October 11, 2019

“The impeachment inquiry has not had a significant negative impact”.

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Nomura’s McElligott: Hedges Are ‘Being Lit On Fire’ Amid Unwelcome ‘Blast Of Good News’

October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

“[We] should see some entertaining price action today!”

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Putin Not Convinced Erdogan Can Commit Genocide Without Accidentally Jailbreaking Insane Militants

October 11, 2019

“[I’m] not sure the [Turkish] military will be able take this under control”.

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Global Markets Whipped Into Bullish Frenzy As Trump Teases Meaningless ‘Deal’ With China

October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

Curb your enthusiasm.

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Attack On Iranian Oil Tanker Reminds Markets We’re ‘One Incident Away From War’

October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

Maybe that geopolitical premium was priced out too soon, after all.

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Trump Faces Full-Blown Crisis In Syria, As Turkish Invasion Kills Hundreds, Displaces 64,000 In 48 Hours

October 10, 2019October 11, 2019

“Take it a little bit easy”.

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Rick Perry Subpoenaed In Impeachment Probe, Should Probably Just Cooperate Before It’s Too Late

October 10, 2019

Just sayin’.

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Want To Know What Lindsey Graham Really Thinks Of The Kurds? Just Call Him Up And Pretend To Be Turkey!

October 10, 2019November 27, 2021

“They got him”

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Here’s How Much The Fed Will Buy During The First Four Months Of ‘QE-Lite’

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019

By any other name…

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Rudy Giuliani’s Ukraine Fixers Arrested. Parnas, Fruman Had Stonewalled Congress In Impeachment Probe

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019

The two men were charged in a separate case. They had refused to cooperate with House investigators.

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Trump Will Subject Liu He To Friday White House Photo Op – Because Those Always Go Well…

October 10, 2019

“They want to make a deal, but do I?”

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‘Let The Kurds Fight Their Own Battles’, Trump Says, As Turkey Kills 109 In 24 Hours

October 10, 2019November 27, 2021

Erdogan is not “playing by the rules”.

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‘QE Infinity’ Debate Took Center Stage At Rebellious September ECB Meeting, Minutes Show

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019

“A remark was made that an open-ended announcement could give rise to”…

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Markets Lost In Fog Of Trade War Amid Hopelessly Conflicting Reports

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019

“Good and easy to win”, he said.

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US Could Roll Out Currency Pact With China As Part Of Limited Trade Deal: Reports

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019

The headline hockey continues.

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Bombshell: Trump Pressed Rex Tillerson To Have DoJ Drop Criminal Case Against Erdogan-Linked Reza Zarrab

October 9, 2019October 10, 2019

Now this, folks, is a rabbit hole.

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Markets Shudder As ‘No Progress’ Made In Deputy-Level Trade Talks, China To Leave Washington Thursday Night

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019

“What the f*** are you supposed to do?”

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As Kurdish Death Toll Rises In Turkey-Syria Border Offensive, Trump Demands ‘Soft, Fair’ Genocide From Erdogan

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019

“We’ll see how he does it”.

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Divided Fed Was Divided, September FOMC Minutes Show

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019

Tasseography time.

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‘El Chop-o’ And What May Be Next, According To Nomura’s Charlie McElligott

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019

Daisy chains, knock-ons and seasonals amid the macro melee.

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