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Sickened Meat Workers Describe ‘Modern Slavery’ In Germany, While America’s Pork, Beef Crisis Spirals

May 13, 2020May 13, 2020

“Like a lion in a cage.”

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Of Doves And Depressions

May 13, 2020May 13, 2020

“Whatever it takes.”

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Stan Druckenmiller: ‘This Is The Most Bizarre Process I Have Ever Seen’

May 12, 2020May 12, 2020

“The risk-reward for equity is maybe as bad as I’ve seen it in my career.”

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Apple’s Many Eyes, ‘Dire Scenarios’ And A Glimpse At The New, Post-COVID ‘Normal’

May 12, 2020June 15, 2020

“”If hot spots keep popping up it will be an ongoing reminder.”

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The Stars May Have Just Aligned For Another Risk-Off Episode

May 12, 2020May 12, 2020

… a reminder that despite the surprising durability of the bounce, downside catalysts are myriad. 

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Lindsey Graham Presses China Sanctions. Demands Beijing ‘Provide Full Accounting’ Of Coronavirus Outbreak

May 12, 2020May 12, 2020

This sets the stage for spiraling tensions at a delicate juncture.

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Trump To Powell On Negative Rates: Don’t Look A ‘GIFT’ Horse In The Mouth!

May 12, 2020May 12, 2020

“Big numbers!”

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In FOMO Versus FOVA World, Nomura’s McElligott Says It’s ‘Long The Stuff That Can Grow’

May 12, 2020

We’ve been here before.

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Core Prices Fall Most In History While Cost Of Groceries Jumps Most In 46 Years

May 12, 2020May 12, 2020

Is coronavirus a deflationary supernova or just a recipe for the return of inflation?

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Nobody Has ‘Prevailed’ Over Coronavirus. This Is Now A War Of Attrition

May 12, 2020May 12, 2020

The virus has other ideas. 

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Trump Bans Fund From Buying Chinese Stocks In First Step Towards Capital Restrictions

May 12, 2020May 12, 2020

“These events dramatically increase the risk that Chinese companies could be subject to sanctions or boycotts.”

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‘Ask China’: Trump Stokes Fears Of Tension With Beijing During Exchange With Weijia Jiang

May 11, 2020May 12, 2020

“I’m not interested in that.”

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Howard Marks’s Latest Memo Is His Worst Ever. And It Saddens Me Greatly To Say That

May 11, 2020May 11, 2020

About that much, I am certain.

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Will The Fed Buy Stocks? It’s Not Their ‘First Impulse,’ But You Never Know!

May 11, 2020May 11, 2020

“My first impulse is that is not something we would entertain”.

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As Fed Wades Into Credit, One Bank’s Clients Are ‘The Most Bearish On Fundamentals We Have Ever Seen’

May 11, 2020May 11, 2020

“So it would be helpful if you soon began buying in size”.

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In Saudi Arabia, Desperation Is In The Air

May 11, 2020

Too late.

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If Trump And Meat Executives Are So Worried About Shortages, Why Are They Shipping America’s Pork To China?

May 11, 2020May 11, 2020

This raises uncomfortable questions going forward.

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Coronavirus Clubgoers, China Gets Some Credit And Risk Bears Sent Into Hibernation

May 11, 2020May 11, 2020

Wary, weary or just ambivalent…

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New Week Dawns With West Wing Worries, Fed-Driven Markets And Depression Dynamics

May 10, 2020May 11, 2020

“A great and powerful plague” versus “the Fed driven liquidity environment”…

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In This Market, There’s More To Fear Than Fear Itself

May 10, 2020May 10, 2020

Let us count the concerns, shall we?

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Neel Kashkari: Unemployment Is 24% And We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Bailout

May 10, 2020May 10, 2020

“…you’re going to have empty strip malls for a while.”

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From Armageddon To FOMO In 6 Weeks: Goldman’s Clients Incredulous At ‘Unloved’ Stock Surge

May 10, 2020May 10, 2020

“CIOs expressed varying degrees of concern.”

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‘There’s No Experience On Which To Base Our Forecasts’: After The Virus, Hyperinflation Or Deflationary Spiral?

May 9, 2020May 9, 2020

“Policymakers have never had to deal with such huge contraction in both demand and supply on this scale.”

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The Great Disconnect And QQQ’s $100 Billion Pandemic Party

May 9, 2020

Absurd? Maybe. But money is money, I suppose.

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Deutsche’s Kocic On Risk Premia, ‘The Missing Variable,’ And The Elusive Post-COVID Reality

May 9, 2020May 10, 2020

For now, he says, most of this “remain[s] largely out of grasp”.

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Characteristically Surreal.

May 8, 2020May 9, 2020

“If you don’t [think] the Fed is buying stock ETFs on the next market shock, you are wrong.”

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The Fed Effect On Flows, And A $4.7 Trillion Cash Pile Suddenly Facing Negative Returns

May 8, 2020

Flow reversals and the “cost of cash”.

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