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The Faustian Bargain For Venezuela’s Oil

January 6, 2026January 7, 2026

The most important consideration when evaluating a given country for investment is the rule of

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As Iran Protests Escalate, Khamenei Plans Escape Route To Moscow

January 6, 2026January 7, 2026

“This is the big one. You hear that Bashar? I’m coming to join you!” Hold

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Miran Previews Trump’s Fed Reboot, Calls For Huge 2026 Rate Cut

January 6, 2026January 7, 2026

Gotta get those rates lower. That was the (familiar) refrain from Trump surrogate Stephen Miran,

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Trump’s ‘Law Of The Strongest’

January 6, 2026January 7, 2026

Just before noon on Monday, which is to say just before Nicolas Maduro was arraigned

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‘I Am A Prisoner Of War’: Maduro Pleads Not Guilty

January 5, 2026January 6, 2026

“Ok, first thing’s first: Who the hell are you and what are you doing here

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The Many Paradoxes Of The Top 10 Stocks

January 5, 2026January 6, 2026

As discussed here last week in “US Equity Market Dominance Belies Historic Underperformance,” global shares

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As Maduro Heads To Court, Palace Coup Questions Linger

January 5, 2026January 6, 2026

Nicolas Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, had a date on Monday. At a federal

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In American Manufacturing, It’s ‘Cold And Bleak’

January 5, 2026January 6, 2026

The first of this week’s top-tier US macro data suggested America’s factories remained mired in

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Weekly: Betting On Delcy Rodriguez

January 4, 2026January 5, 2026

Nicolas Maduro could be hanging out in Turkey right now living the good life under

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Macro Vs. Maduro: US Jobs Data Overshadowed By Geopolitics

January 4, 2026January 5, 2026

This week’s news flow will be heavy on geopolitics for obvious reasons, but there’s quite

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The Noriega Analogue

January 3, 2026January 3, 2026

On September 28, 2024, I published an ad hoc Monthly Letter to account for “the

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Trump On Venezuela: ‘We Are Going To Run The Country’

January 3, 2026January 5, 2026

“This is big stuff,” an exhausted, bedraggled-looking Donald Trump began on Saturday, detailing a brazen

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In Maduro Capture, Trump Takes History Into His Own Hands

January 3, 2026January 5, 2026

Well, he did it: Donald Trump deposed Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela. In a spectacularly brazen

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US Equity Market Dominance Belies Historic Underperformance

January 2, 2026January 4, 2026

Much as the geopolitical narrative unavoidably turns on the vagaries of Donald Trump’s mercurial policymaking,

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Trump Says America To ‘Rescue’ Protesters If Iran Shoots Them

January 2, 2026January 4, 2026

Iran better not “shots” anybody. That’s a direct quote from the leader of the free

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As Musk Loses EV Crown, Remember: Tesla’s More Than Cars

January 2, 2026January 3, 2026

Don’t say they didn’t warn you. Four days on from a “highly unusual” decision to

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2026 Kicks Off With AI News Frenzy Out Of Asia

January 2, 2026January 3, 2026

New year, same theme: It’s all about AI. Asian tech shares were aggressively bid Friday

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Iran Protests Turn Deadly On Sixth Anniversary Of Soleimani Assassination

January 1, 2026January 2, 2026

It was just a matter of time. Iranian state security forces killed at least two

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Trump Slaps China Over Venezuelan Oil As Maduro Locks Up Americans

January 1, 2026January 2, 2026

Stay out of it. That, apparently, is Donald Trump’s message to Beijing as it relates

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After Turbulent Year, Where To For The Dollar?

December 31, 2025January 2, 2026

Who wants to own a currency issued by an authoritarian government with a huge deficit,

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Xi Congratulates Himself On ‘Extraordinary’ 2025 For China

December 31, 2025January 2, 2026

Congratulations to China. When all the math’s done and the meat thermometer confirms the books

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What Labor Market Weakness? US Jobless Claims Dive Anew

December 31, 2025January 5, 2026

Is it even worth documenting US jobless claims anymore? I honestly don’t know, because as

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Did Tesla Just Deliver A Stealth Sales Warning?

December 30, 2025

Was that a stealth sales warning? In a move one observer described as “highly unusual,”

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Fed Minutes Underscore Divisions As Trump Refloats Powell Lawsuit

December 30, 2025December 31, 2025

Did Donald Trump mention how much he hates Jerome Powell and how badly he wants

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Iran Rushes To Address Currency Crisis Amid Trump Threats

December 30, 2025January 1, 2026

The theocracy in Tehran has a bad situation on its hands. The currency’s in a

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Venezuela Begins Oil Shut-Ins As Maduro Sings, Dances

December 30, 2025December 31, 2025

Nicolas Maduro’s doing what cartoonish dictators do when the chips are down: Availing himself of

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US Home Price Growth Loiters Near Multi-Year Low

December 30, 2025December 31, 2025

Breaking old news (there’s a joke there, don’t miss it): US home values rose at

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