This is a good time to roll out the most nauseatingly clichéd quip in the history of market jokes…
Author: therealheisenberg
Chinese Stocks Recover All Post-Holiday Losses As Autos, Brokerages Skyrocket. Parliament Delay Pondered
Like it never happened – sort of.
China’s Latest Rate Cut: Here’s What It Means
This paves the way for the de facto benchmark to be cut later this week.
Japan Just Served Up One Of The Worst Quarterly Economic Contractions In History
And this was before the virus.
More Than 1,000 Former DOJ Officials Demand Bill Barr Resign, Call AG’s Behavior ‘Grave Threat’
“Mr. Barr’s actions in doing the President’s personal bidding unfortunately speak louder than his words.”
A Large Butterfly Flaps Its Wings In Paris: The Early Days Of A Crisis
“We have 200 people to keep alive.”
‘All Roads Lead To Lower Rates’: Kocic
“The least ambiguous trade”…
Bad, Worse, Ugly Or ‘Unthinkable’? One Bank Goes ‘Dystopian Hollywood’ With Coronavirus Scenario Analysis
“Let’s all pray it does not come to pass.”
Conspiracies Aren’t Conspiracies And ‘Fundamentals’ Are Malleable
Ben Bernanke is the worst co-conspirator in the world.
The World’s An Unfriendly Place When King Dollar Refuses To Roll Over
“King dollar” can be a real pain sometimes.
Coronavirus And China’s Never-Ending Spinning Plates Routine
The anti-epidemic bond issuance story is a microcosm of a broader narrative.
Things Just Keep Getting Weirder At Bill Barr’s Justice Department
“I just think it’s a banana republic when we go down that road”.
Trump Has New Plan To Drive Stocks Into Stratosphere (But You Have To Reelect Him)
“If you reelect this administration, this is what you’re going to get”.
Total Trumpification.
“…a strange hybrid of tacky glitz and truck stop, bumper sticker jingoism.”
Germany’s Obsession With ‘Black Zero’ Fiscal Policy Now Borders On Psychosis
There has to be a pain threshold.
Viral Valentines.
Who wants to hold risk into the weekend?
William Barr Says Trump’s Tweets Make AG Job ‘Impossible’. Real Criticism Or Ruse?
Are you “prepared for the ramifications” of your remarks, Mr. Barr?
Here’s The Real Problem With Judy Shelton’s Fed Nomination
The issue isn’t her unorthodox views. The problem is that her views are subject to change virtually overnight.
World’s Most Profitable Company Starting To Get Annoyed With Pesky Virus
But they’ll be fine…
A ‘Rare’ Local ‘Red Flag’ And A 30,000-Foot Reminder
“Risk gets spooked”, a local consideration and a big-picture reminder.
No. Nobody Cares About January’s ‘Hot’ Inflation Prints
And here’s why…
China’s Auto Slump Goes Viral In Record January Plunge
But don’t worry, Tesla will be fine, I’m sure.
Sociopathic Tendencies.
“No one asked about the data revisions”.
William Barr Has Date With House Judiciary Committee As Trump Gets More Brazen
This “requires our immediate attention”.
Deutsche’s Kocic Explains How It Could All Dead End
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