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25/25/25/25

April 21, 2023April 21, 2023

A couple of days ago, I mentioned the 25/25/25/25 portfolio again. The case for embracing

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‘Locking In’ Inflation: Revenge Of The Theories

April 21, 2023April 30, 2023

Are central banks “locking in” above-target inflation? You’d like to think not. And policymakers would

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US Business Surveys Show No Slowdown, Inflation Heating Up Again

April 21, 2023April 22, 2023

So much for the “slowdown” narrative. You might’ve assumed the second-largest bank failure in US

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‘Partly Booming’ European Services Puts ECB In ‘Sticky’ Situation

April 21, 2023April 22, 2023

Activity in Europe’s services sector is picking up rapidly. Whether that’s a good thing depends

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Money Market Assets Dive, Fed Backstop Usage Rises Amid Tax Distortions

April 20, 2023April 21, 2023

US money market fund assets plunged by almost $70 billion over the weekly reporting period

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Yellen Stakes Out US Position Ahead Of China Tech Restrictions

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023

For the third time in as many months, I’m compelled to inform you that Joe

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‘The IMF Is Wrong. The Ice Age Is Dead’: Albert Edwards

April 20, 2023April 30, 2023

In February of 2020, on the eve of the pandemic, SocGen’s Albert Edwards made a

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US Home Prices Fall In ‘Unique Market’

April 20, 2023April 21, 2023

Existing home prices in the US are falling. Or were falling. And for real this

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5 Reasons For A ‘Too Low’ VIX

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023

Over and over again last year, market participants of all shapes and sizes asked the

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Slowdown Ahoy? Jobless Claims, Philly Fed Point To Deceleration

April 20, 2023April 21, 2023

US jobless claims are getting interesting again, but only mildly so, and I hesitate to

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Musk’s Margins

April 19, 2023April 20, 2023

You wouldn’t know it from all the times I criticized him last year, but I

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‘Greedflation’ Probably On Borrowed Time

April 19, 2023April 19, 2023

I’ve been on (and on, and on) about so-called “Greedflation.” Whenever something goes wrong in

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What’s The Fed Thinking? Ask ChatGPT

April 19, 2023April 20, 2023

Notwithstanding terrifying warnings+ about “nonhuman minds that might eventually outnumber, outsmart, obsolete and replace us,”

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Trading Around America’s Debt Ceiling

April 19, 2023April 19, 2023

As Kevin McCarthy made clear this week while doing his best Ronald Reagan impression at

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UK’s Economic Nightmare Rolls On

April 19, 2023April 30, 2023

The UK’s inflation problem isn’t getting better. “These figures reaffirm exactly why we must continue

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Morgan Stanley Posts Solid Results, But Provisions Surge

April 19, 2023April 20, 2023

Morgan Stanley rounded out big US bank earnings Wednesday with a solid set of numbers

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Rising Recession Odds Bring Out The Bond Bulls

April 18, 2023April 19, 2023

I’ll say one thing for Hoisington’s quarterly letters: They’re efficient. The firm, which is synonymous

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The Ongoing Investor Perils Of Recency Bias

April 18, 2023April 30, 2023

Why was last year’s historic 60/40 drawdown so shocking to so many investors, professional, amateur

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Three Reasons Stocks Keep Frustrating The Bears

April 18, 2023April 18, 2023

As you might’ve noticed, some of the most recognizable names on the sell-side are adamant

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Tail Risks And Sideline Cash

April 18, 2023April 18, 2023

The biggest tail risk is now a credit crunch accompanied by a global recession. That’s

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Untidy Goldman Results Suggest Solomon’s Pivot Still Work In Progress

April 18, 2023April 30, 2023

I think it’s fair to suggest that some observers believe Goldman has lost its way

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BofA Bolstered By Blockbuster FICC Haul, Solid NII

April 18, 2023April 19, 2023

Last week’s big bank results suggested America’s largest financial institutions fared well in the first

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Chinese Economy Remains A Riddle

April 17, 2023April 18, 2023

The Chinese economy expanded 4.5% during the first quarter, according to what I’ll generously call

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Market Breadth Now Weakest Ever, Famous Bear Warns

April 17, 2023April 17, 2023

Two of the sell-side’s most recognizable names warned on market breadth Monday. In an asset

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Kolanovic: Market Risk-Reward ‘Heavily Favors Cash’

April 17, 2023April 18, 2023

“Markets often bottom before the end of a recession, but not before the beginning of

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Kevin McCarthy Calmly Warns Wall Street Of ‘Debt Detonation’

April 17, 2023April 30, 2023

Kevin McCarthy doesn’t want Joe Biden to “bumble” into a technical US default. That’s according

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Stocks Got $70 Billion Assist From Vol-Control Demand

April 17, 2023April 17, 2023

If you’re wondering how much support equities have potentially received from the vol-sensitive mechanical bid

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