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Deutsche Bank Understandably Excited To Give You News That Isn’t Totally Bad, But Count Everyone Skeptical

Any good news is welcome even if there are a lot of caveats and fine print.

Any good news is welcome even if there are a lot of caveats and fine print.
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2 comments on “Deutsche Bank Understandably Excited To Give You News That Isn’t Totally Bad, But Count Everyone Skeptical

  1. Error404

    ‘Good’ news would be confirmation that risk managers are no longer scuttling around London every afternoon with pieces of paper, trying to aggregate VaR from all the different books that still can’t talk to each other.

    • really GOOD NEWS would be to never see your ‘name’ posted here again. fuck you.

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