Deutsche Bank’s Third Quarter Results Are… Well, About What You’d Expect If You’re Being Honest
“”I want to thank our employees for their strong performance”.
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Define Hilarious: Deutsche, Sewing Denied 2016 Trump Loan Request Out Of Concern For Bank’s ‘Reputation’
“Mr. Trump’s divisive candidacy made such a loan too risky, the people said.”
Deutsche Bank Understandably Excited To Give You News That Isn’t Totally Bad, But Count Everyone Skeptical
Any good news is welcome even if there are a lot of caveats and fine print.
Deutsche Bank Plunges Most In Six Months As Picky Investors Frustrated With ‘Lack Of Any Positive News’ In Results
Good luck finding the silver lining in this one.
This Is What An Ongoing Trainwreck Looks Like
When it comes to floundering under the weight of legacy litigation costs (both real and psychological), nobody does it like Deutsche Bank.
Daily Kickstart (Dollar Dumps After Fed Farce, Deutsche Bank Plunges)
Perhaps fearing some kind of Erdogan-esque reprisal from the White House, the Fed pussyfooted its way through the January/February statement,Continue Reading
A “Deluge” Of “Craptacular Sh*t”: Barclays Complaint Reveals How They Really Felt
Early on Friday, I outlined the deals Deutsche Bank and Credit Suisse were able to strike with the US government to settleContinue Reading
Daily Kickstart (“Sh*t Loans” Edition)
Deutsche Bank and Credit Suisse are on the move overnight after the banks both settled mortgage securities fraud suits withContinue Reading