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Deutsche Bank’s Third Quarter Results Are… Well, About What You’d Expect If You’re Being Honest

October 30, 2019October 30, 2019

“”I want to thank our employees for their strong performance”.

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Define Hilarious: Deutsche, Sewing Denied 2016 Trump Loan Request Out Of Concern For Bank’s ‘Reputation’

February 2, 2019February 3, 2019

“Mr. Trump’s divisive candidacy made such a loan too risky, the people said.”

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Christian Sewing ‘Appreciates’ Hudson Executive Not Thinking Deutsche Bank Is Lehman

November 1, 2018

Sewing will take it.

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European Banks Hit 22-Month Low As Deutsche Bank Gets More Bad News

September 7, 2018

When it rains…

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Deutsche Bank Understandably Excited To Give You News That Isn’t Totally Bad, But Count Everyone Skeptical

July 16, 2018July 16, 2018

Any good news is welcome even if there are a lot of caveats and fine print.

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Deutsche Bank Plunges Most In Six Months As Picky Investors Frustrated With ‘Lack Of Any Positive News’ In Results

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

Good luck finding the silver lining in this one.

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Kuroda Shrugs, Twitter Lampoons Sweden, Deutsche Crumbles: Welcome To Thursday

April 27, 2017April 27, 2017

Ok, so as detailed earlier this morning, the first thing you should note about the

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Chaos

March 6, 2017March 6, 2017

Well I think it’s safe to say that geopolitical risk – which the naive among

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This Is What An Ongoing Trainwreck Looks Like

February 2, 2017February 2, 2017

When it comes to floundering under the weight of legacy litigation costs (both real and psychological), nobody does it like Deutsche Bank.

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Daily Kickstart (Dollar Dumps After Fed Farce, Deutsche Bank Plunges)

February 2, 2017February 2, 2017

Perhaps fearing some kind of Erdogan-esque reprisal from the White House, the Fed pussyfooted its

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A “Deluge” Of “Craptacular Sh*t”: Barclays Complaint Reveals How They Really Felt

December 23, 2016

Early on Friday, I outlined the deals Deutsche Bank and Credit Suisse were able to strike with

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Daily Kickstart (“Sh*t Loans” Edition)

December 23, 2016December 23, 2016

Deutsche Bank and Credit Suisse are on the move overnight after the banks both settled

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