Help Wanted: Any Public Defenders Want To Represent A Sitting President?

https://twitter.com/heisenbergrpt/status/976847038968225792 By Five Dollar Feminist as originally published over at Wonkette and reposted here with permission Donald Trump has the best lawyers! Like, so many lawyers want to represent him, you do not even know. Right now he has this awesome new lawyer who went to the best school and looks just like Ivanka! Unfortunately, she lives in Canada and is shy, so you won’t be able to meet her. But don’t worry, ’cause she totally exists an

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3 thoughts on “Help Wanted: Any Public Defenders Want To Represent A Sitting President?”

It’s brilliant that ‘Mooch’ as a unit of time is catching on. I just did a quick duckduckgo (natch) search and it’s even in the Urban Dictionary. A Mooch is 10 days btw.

Tom

March 26, 2018 at 12:34 pms Reply

That’s absolutely amazing. Let’s hope that Bolton only lasts for one or two Mooches… if everyone keeps focusing on the stache, Trump won’t be able to handle all the attention that the stache is getting and he’ll likely can him.