Trump Now Reportedly Convinced He Is Good At Presidenting, Which Means Everyone Is Fired

By Evan Hurst as originally published over at Wonkette and reposted here with permission Earlier this week, after firing the secretary of State on Twitter, your moron president said this: I’m really at a point where we’re getting very close to having the Cabinet and other things that I want. Uh huh. It’s only taken Trump a little over a year to go through his original D-list cabinet appointments, and weed out the ones who were at least smart enough to know he’s a fucking moron, an

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2 thoughts on “Trump Now Reportedly Convinced He Is Good At Presidenting, Which Means Everyone Is Fired”

Destructo has evolved into the SNL / media cartoon character of himself:

Dx:
Delusions of grandeur, extreme narcissism, bipolar, ego-maniacal, present moment hedonist, self-indulgent all of which has become marinated and baked as a mean and sadistic prick and presenting as a moron, with a below normal IQ, and a pathological liar having marked and gross fantastical, wishful and delusional thought processes.

Treatment Plan:
Lock him up, Lock him up, Lock him up.

Therapies:
Straight Jacket.
No dumb or smartphones.
Limited visitation with Michael Avanti, Esq.
Reading a book a day.
Healthy meals / No fried food.
TV restricted to CNN and MSNBC.

Prognosis:
Useless.