Outward appearances suggest Kellyanne Conway died years ago.
And by her own admission, her soul perished sometime during the middle of the Trump campaign. Recall this:
This is a woman, by the way, who came on our show during the campaign and would shill for Trump in extensive fashion, and then she would get off the air, the camera would be turned off, the microphone would be taken off, and she would say, ‘Blech. I need to take a shower. Because she disliked her candidate so much.
Further, there’s an argument to be made that most of what comes out her shriveled lips could only emanate from a brain that has long since ceased to function.
Still, there’s a decrepit husk wandering around out there calling itself Kellyanne and because it walks and talks, I guess we have to assume it’s to a certain extent animated.
If it is in fact alive, that would suggest it can die, although again, there’s considerable debate about how many times this thing has already been killed.
Well, Trump’s ghoulish propaganda minister showed up on Fox & Friends Friday morning and speculated on what the social media reaction would be if she were murdered.
No, really. Here’s the clip (time stamp is 0:30):
Fox was super excited about this rather macabre prediction and so they immortalized it in a separate tweet:
No further comment.