Wednesday Satire: “I’m Covfefe As Fuck, Yo!”

We may have reached a kind of Trumpian singularity early Wednesday morning. At 12:06 a.m., Trump launched a preemptive tweet strike on today's headlines. Just six minutes into the new day, he effectively rendered everything that would come later irrelevant – and he did it accidentally. Trump literally changed the world by inadvertently tweeting "covfefe" to 31.1 million followers who, if they were asleep and had their Twitter alerts on, were jarred out of REM only to receive a message f